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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:I'd sell myself to blu, poier 1337 ..... oh hang on a sec I did ubblol

I'm not getting involved in the jonny_rok issue coz I l'm a massive fan of lost83spy wink *tries to boost lost83spy's ego for extra credit trying to buy her*
lost you is soooo lovely hug wink


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:for brit joe i up my bid to include

a pair of john lennon sunglasses
the machine that goes ping!
a helicopter
an island in the caribean
a lovely bunch of coconuts
44 bottles of rum
and a pirate ship to go with his island
a packet of custard creams
a fully kitted out bondage dungeon
1,000,000 wine gums
a tube of chocolate body paint
and 1 of strawberry
a tour of the galaxy
and a magic underwater kingdom in the pacific ocean
pluto
a trojan horse
an electric tin opener
a microwave
2 planetary satellites
a space shuttle
some green jelly
the pot of gold i found at the end of the rainbow


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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DrBoo
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 453
Posted:Written by: Brit_Joe
Sold to Dr.Boo!



Sorry Screech. No Gazumping - he's all mine. bounce biggrin

I may lend him out on an ad-hoc basis though. If the price is right. wink


Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2666
Posted:*turns into a cuddly chinchilla and leaps into Dr.Boos arms*




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Well since everyones throwing fantabulouse fantasy bids around...fantabulouse is a gayboi's middle name, may as well follow the trend


Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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Igirisujin
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Igirisujin

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Preston, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2666
Posted:*lick*

Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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DrBoo
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 453
Posted:Oh my God.
You wouldn't believe the number of realms of heaven I am in right now.
hug you are sooooo cute. hug

*lies back and melts into a puddle of complete delirium*

biggrin

Now where's my other PoiBoy got to? Dyke Boy....Heel! devil


Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since May 2005

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 1762
Posted:Can I go up for Auction?

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:Written by: Mynci

I'm not getting involved in the jonny_rok issue coz I l'm a massive fan of lost83spy wink *tries to boost lost83spy's ego for extra credit trying to buy her*
lost you is soooo lovely hug wink



Oh Mynci! ubblove You is fantastic! I'd bid for you any day!

Oh well, my bid for JonnyRok stands as is. Its up to him to decide biggrin


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:OOOh, for Sethis I bid:

freedom from judgement
188 days of pure ecstasy
agelessness
strength of a bear
a pool filled with jelly and the half-naked bodies of 4 people of your choice in the entire universe
2 camels
lots of grapes
a fully staffed cruise ship
your favourite meal, cooked by the chef of your choice, once a week for the rest of your life.
telekinesis
a golden harp
a cherry fruit roll
an annual party, held in your honour and named after you in the location of your choice with the line-up of your choice
all the red jelly-beans in the world
an ocean
11 blue pens
a green left shoe
a pirates parrot (stuffed)
an answer to any burning question you may have
the ability to do anything you want without consequences
an invisibility cloak
tea,as much as you want, whenever you want.
a champagne fountain
two swans
the Nile river
8 housetrained monkeys
the power to levitate
The ability to multiple-orgasm
and a peach


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since May 2005

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 1762
Posted:Written by: blu_valley

OOOh, for Sethis I bid:

telekinesis
an ocean
an invisibility cloak
the power to levitate
The ability to multiple-orgasm eek ubblol




*Neeeeegghhhhh* Someone else bid, please! I can't take the temptation much longer!!!! (and it wouldn't really be an auction if only one person bid, now would it? wink )


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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DrBoo
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 453
Posted:Go on then Sethis, I'll bid:

The ability to cure yourself and your friends of hangovers
The rights to Neverland (the place, not the film)
An island with a palmtree
A clown fish called Bob
A furry rug
A water filter
A light sabre
A very small paintbrush
The ability to give multiple orgasms
Fifty pregant racing camels
A lifetimes supply of books
Two candles that smell of the smell of your choice
A backrub
A penny that has been hlaf dipped in cocacola
A button
Enough jelly to fill the Albert Hall
Second sight
A chocolate fountain
The ability to breath under water
All the Clouds
And lots of hug


Everyone who believes in psychokinesis raise my hand


Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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Tao Star


Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:
ok, i'll bid on sethis...i bid...

a direct line to god
the power of immediate & conclusive comebacks
a hug hug2
a thumb/index finger guard for the niggling spinny pain
a lifetime's supply of caramel biscuits (see...i did my research!)
a george bush novely punchbag
a ninja outfit


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:I will up my bid for Sethis to include:
two light sabres
a sabre-tooth tiger
a day with alice in wonderland
a fairytale come true
the power to create fire
the power to enduce euphoria
all the smurfs
a pegusus
king arthurs sword
a bottle of 'happily ever after'
no more car trouble...ever
and something fluffy to play with


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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DrBoo
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 453
Posted:In that case I'll up my bid to include:

The ability to bring back any extinct animal
All the clothes
A lake of caramel
A Blue Footed Booby
Lara Croft
Your own satelite TV station
World peace
A baby monkey
Asbestos skin
The best hug you've ever had



hug


Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:I'll up the bid for Sethis again to include

a dinner date with five people from history with which you can discuss anything you like
the power to take pain away
liguid sleep
a dragon egg and
a starfish


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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DrBoo
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 453
Posted:liquid sleep? What is that?
*she says as if everything else so far has made sense*

OK. I'm adding

An afterlife
An after dinner mint
The ability to play all the musical instruments in the world - really well
A stable of sea horses
A brown twig
Light
A bowl of pot pourri
x-ray vision


Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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Tao Star


Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:woah, i'm very outbid...ok i add

superhuman status
a whole planet entirely made out of caramel & biscuit
presidency of aforementioned planet
the ablilty to delete bad moods
a biiiig private park for fire etc
3 wishes
a lifetime's supply of post it notes
a brand new colour
a personal private detective
an igloo


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:ok, I up my bid for Sethis for the final time to include:

the secret to immortality and the ability to control it should you wish
any super-power at will
the bio-dome
baloo from the jungle book
father time
the milky way
any deity of your choice which you may believe in on spped dial and their adversary
a meeting with a long lost friend
a pier
a little man in a bow tie called Jerry
Gizmo from the gremlins
the ability to please and impress anyone
no more fear
and a book that contains all the answers to anything ever!!!


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:So in total for Sethis I bid:

freedom from judgement
188 days of pure ecstasy
agelessness
strength of a bear
a pool filled with jelly and the half-naked bodies of 4 people of your choice in the entire universe
2 camels
lots of grapes
a fully staffed cruise ship
your favourite meal, cooked by the chef of your choice, once a week for the rest of your life.
telekinesis
a golden harp
a cherry fruit roll
an annual party, held in your honour and named after you in the location of your choice with the line-up of your choice
all the red jelly-beans in the world
an ocean
11 blue pens
a green left shoe
a pirates parrot (stuffed)
an answer to any burning question you may have
the ability to do anything you want without consequences
an invisibility cloak
tea,as much as you want, whenever you want.
a champagne fountain
two swans
the Nile river
8 housetrained monkeys
the power to levitate
The ability to multiple-orgasm
and a peach
two light sabres
a sabre-tooth tiger
a day with alice in wonderland
a fairytale come true
the power to create fire
the power to enduce euphoria
all the smurfs
a pegusus
king arthurs sword
a bottle of 'happily ever after'
no more car trouble...ever
and something fluffy to play with
a dinner date with five people from history with which you can discuss anything you like
the power to take pain away
liguid sleep
a dragon egg and
a starfish
the secret to immortality and the ability to control it should you wish
any super-power at will
the bio-dome
baloo from the jungle book
father time
the milky way
any deity of your choice which you may believe in on speed dial and their adversary
a meeting with a long lost friend
a pier
a little man in a bow tie called Jerry
Gizmo from the gremlins
the ability to please and impress anyone
no more fear
and a book that contains all the answers to anything ever!!!


C'mon dude...the ability to multiple-orgasm!


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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DrBoo
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

DrBoo

I invented the decaffinated coffee table.
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 453
Posted:My final bid then will be:

An afterlife
An after dinner mint
The ability to play all the musical instruments in the world - really well
A stable of sea horses
A brown twig
Light
A bowl of pot pourri
x-ray vision
The ability to cure yourself and your friends of hangovers
The rights to Neverland (the place, not the film)
An island with a palmtree
A clown fish called Bob
A furry rug
A water filter
A light sabre
A very small paintbrush
The ability to give multiple orgasms
Fifty pregant racing camels
A lifetimes supply of books
Two candles that smell of the smell of your choice
A backrub
A penny that has been hlaf dipped in cocacola
A button
Enough jelly to fill the Albert Hall
Second sight
A chocolate fountain
The ability to breath under water
All the Clouds
And lots of hugs

PLUS:
The ability to walk on water
Omnipotence
Sexual magnatism - turn off and on-able.
A deckchair
The voices in my head
A fern in a pot called Pete
Agelessness
Everything your heart desires, tied up in bows


Boo x

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

If it costs "a penny for your thoughts", but people give you their "two-pence worth", who is getting the extra penny?

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Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:alright then....



never ending pleasure at life itself

oneness with nature

a direct line to homer simpson

a cheat to always be on santas 'good' list

a pet jellyfish

a team of personl cheerleaders

a tin can phone that works round corners

a whole day of laughing

a table at the resturant at the end of the universe

a time machine to get there

a pheeb & a glumph

magic shoes that take you home

a lifetime's supply of kisses.



AND



a direct line to god

the power of immediate & conclusive comebacks

a hug hug2

a thumb/index finger guard for the niggling spinny pain

a lifetime's supply of caramel biscuits (see...i did my research!)

a george bush novely punchbag

a ninja outfit



AND



superhuman status

a whole planet entirely made out of caramel & biscuit

presidency of aforementioned planet

the ablilty to delete bad moods

a biiiig private park for fire etc

3 wishes

a lifetime's supply of post it notes

a brand new colour

a personal private detective

an igloo


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since May 2005

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 1762
Posted:*smirks* I got this:

Written by: DrBoo
The ability to give multiple orgasms



already... But thanks for the offer tongue

So difficult to decide...

But I think the:

Written by: blu_valley

freedom from judgement
telekinesis
an ocean
an invisibility cloak
the Nile river
the power to levitate
The ability to multiple-orgasm
two light sabres
a sabre-tooth tiger
the power to create fire
the power to enduce euphoria (you stole Drboo's idea, didn't you? ubblol )
a pegusus
king arthurs sword
no more car trouble...ever
and something fluffy to play with
a dragon egg
any super-power at will
baloo from the jungle book
the milky way
a meeting with a long lost friend



wins the day! A DRAGON egg!!! You really do know what I want, don't you? wink

Bidding closed on Lot #253 biggrin

So... where's my galaxy? ubbangel


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:WOOOHOOOOO!

*does happy jig and presents the booty to Sethis*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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the_poier
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

the 1337 poier
Location: england

Total posts: 346
Posted:only one bid? now thats just depressing...why isnt there an emo graemlin? haha he could have a swoosh...

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I'm not seeing any shirtless pics... : juggle

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:ubblol
ok 1337 poier you want another bidder (blu wink )

a revolving malteaser tower
a jcb
a milkshake iceberg
2 squadrons of stealth monkeys
a magic torch
the rocket from button moon
a numpty herald
3 buckles to swash
winged sandles
a magic carpet (ooooh floaty)
a money photo-copier
oougadoogoo
the ability to hokey cokey after death (left leg in...left leg out ubblol)
the key to a jcb
a designated driver
1 900 squirly stub
and
an over excited mango trolley


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:

Ok so for 1337poier I have bid:
an elephant army
18 house-trained monkeys
a castle on a cloude
a private beach in the location of your choice.
a chat with mother nature
all the disney cuddley toys currently available
a pool of liquid chocolate
the ability to manifest objects at will
super-hearing abilities
your own jumbo jet,that runs on oxygen
a hockey stick
something blue and fluffy
5 supersoakers
a personal chef
a bag of happiness
an ice cube
two left shoes
a slide
apuddle
and a pogo stick

and I up my bid to include:

a peaceful sleep
any greamlin you like
the ability to multiple-orgasm
two of the rings around saturn
4 drunken sailors complete with full mugs of beer and one hook-hand.
10000 hugs
a squishy thing
and some jam


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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the_poier
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

the 1337 poier
Location: england

Total posts: 346
Posted:smile i think blu has just about got it...any other bidders?

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Too rich for my blood (for a boy ubblol )

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Pick me pick me!!!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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