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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Thats a splendid idea.

Would you like to trawl through the 800 or so posts working it out..

wink


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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:hey, i did that for the 'you may be a firespinner if' thread. i think i still have that somewhere...



I need a life. anyone have a spare?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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kermit


kermit

overlord and maggot king
Location: heathmont, victoria, australia

Total posts: 171
Posted:hey um people, IM STILL ON AUCTION, and im about to put up a new photo, not the nicest but better quality

find at http://www.homeofpoi.com/gallery/showgallery.php?cat=500&ppuser=10900
br>
yessums, in the lead is our gorgous mod, but im still taking offers. so bring it on


welcome back to kermits mad land.


wont you join my teaparty.

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)


enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA

Total posts: 456
Posted:Well, that's certainly an awfully pretty boy there. Unfortunately I'm out of funds at the moment...

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 3044
Posted:he is rather cute isnt he.... fortunately he only lives a state away from me so i can pop over the border and kidnap him... although the scout uniform could be concerning... just how old are you kermit?

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Ooooh! I'll take me a Kermit!

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)


enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA

Total posts: 456
Posted:Warning, Lightning, he's geographically undesirable. Also, he may not be approved for our uses...and reimporting him may not be legal. (We need the answer to Dentrassi's question first, at a minimum.)

Those caveats caveatted, though, meee toooo!


"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:new offer poeple! Noddy buy now get free dishwasher (postage and packaging included)

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:Sorry Noddy but Dub already gave me an ironing cleaning sex slave as a gift from france. It even has interchangeable wigs...... why would I need to bid for a dishwasher?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:*has depressing sensation that if he puts himself up for auction he won't be swamped with offers*

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:*has met the fraggle himself and thinks he's a strikingly handsome man and would bid on him on a New York minute if he knew that he was approved for the indicated uses.*



Sadly, I understand he's not. frown wink

EDITED_BY: Lightning? (1097617836)


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:that should baffle em all Mr Ning. well done.





*wonders in advance what xopher might be whittering about*


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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kermit


kermit

overlord and maggot king
Location: heathmont, victoria, australia

Total posts: 171
Posted:17. well travelled already, US was awsome cool, denmark was as well, so was mexico, new zealand was just weird. im still trying to pout a better pic, one that isnt old

welcome back to kermits mad land.


wont you join my teaparty.

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)


enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA

Total posts: 456
Posted:Hmmmmmmmmmm! "Check your PMs, doc..." eh?

None of my business. None. Not at all.

[head explodes]


"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:See no one's bothered to show any interest in me apart from the electric one and he talked himself out of it...

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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phiredancer


member
Location: england, uk

Total posts: 61
Posted:roll up roll up!!

phiredancer is going under the gavel (do i have to get a ticket or something?) tall, dark and kinda cute with own faculties all in place and working correctly................apart from sense of direction...............so keeps wandering off..............help!!..................needs tying down or something!!.................

assets: delightful fluffy toys, love of phire and musical talents


i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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Psycho_lemming
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

Psycho_lemming

Running hippy spinning lemming
Location: Scotland

Total posts: 15
Posted:Mmmmm.... i havent made a bid for anyone yet.....

it appears noddy, c@ntus and phiredancer are all free so can i be greedy and bid for all three????

I dont have much to bid tho.... oh wait how about these, shooting stars have got to be worth lots right???


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they are very special biggrin


Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:That star at the bottom appears to be heading directly for my family jewels. (Jewelii, Durbii?)

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United ...

Total posts: 3276
Posted:Whos got UCOF???? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:UCOF assures me that he is not approved by the HOPMUA (Home of Poi Male Usage Association) for use as a gentleman's love slave. However, my uderstanding is that UCOF is indicated for:

*Ladies' love slave
*Ladies' cabana boy
*Gentleman's cabana boy

Please note that the first two listed indications are not necessarily mutually exclusive.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:I also greatly enjoy making breakfast in bed, watching soppy "girlie" films, listening and being romantic.

smile


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Ok, that makes me wonder if UCOF is indicated for other uses, after all. wink

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Oh more people up for bidding on?
I see your bid for C@ntus Psycho_lemming and raise you:
*124 hugs
*an English pocket dictionary
*A cup of Chai tea
* and some pink feathers ubbangel


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:i can testify that UCOF makes really good breakfast in bed. lets you stay up as late as you like every night. lets you sleep in if you want to. makes you spliffs if you're too incompitant to roll them yourself. erm lets you watch tv from the comfort of the top of his head (but only if you're really small and don't move round too much).


All of these are true.


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Psycho_lemming
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

Psycho_lemming

Running hippy spinning lemming
Location: Scotland

Total posts: 15
Posted:Written by: Pink...?

*124 hugs
*an English pocket dictionary
*A cup of Chai tea
* and some pink feathers



eek

i can add a pretty shell...


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am i still out bid? confused frown


Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:eek That shell is quite scary.

I see your shell and raise you...
*372 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*and a Green biro


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:I like the pebbles more than the shell biggrin but the shell is also good.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Psycho_lemming
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

Psycho_lemming

Running hippy spinning lemming
Location: Scotland

Total posts: 15
Posted:eek eek eek

Written by: Pink...?

*372 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*and a Green biro



I also have.....

.....

.....

..... awwww, you have so much more, my things seem so small in comparision.... how about i give you this pink flower to add to your cool collection then you will surely be able to out bid anyone else, one condition tho..... i still get to steal C@ntus occasionally when he is free wink


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Hang on, so is anyone bidding on UCOF?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Psycho_lemming
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

Psycho_lemming

Running hippy spinning lemming
Location: Scotland

Total posts: 15
Posted:oooohhh wait ( wink ) i've found this....

now i can bid for c@ntus myself again, sorry pink, he he hehe

i'll see your
*372 hugs
*a Pocket dictionary
*Chai Tea
* Pink feathers
*Some multi-coloured elasic bands
*and a Green biro

and raise you
*that pink flower
*two spoons of sugar
*two spoons
*a balloon
and a small tree which i will grow myself!


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hows that?
biggrin


Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...

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