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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA

Total posts: 342
Posted:/*

I believe this thread to have

the intrinsic creativity that

UCOF's thread lacked

*/



0 PRINT "THE LYRICS TO THE BEST SONG EVER\n"

1 PRINT "Aleph not bottles of beer on the wall,\n"

2 PRINT "Aleph not bottles of beer,\n"

3 PRINT "You take one down,\n"

4 PRINT "And pass it around,\n"

5 PRINT "Aleph not bottles of beer on the wall.\n"

6 GOTO 1





/*I got an 89.9% on the geek test*/

EDITED_BY: Singed Piper (formerly Mark1) (1113216852)


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA

Total posts: 342
Posted:sinjax, i did not expect that... KUDOs... i thought this thread was going to peter out after about 5 responses... anyone else know python?

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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sinjax
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

Member
Location: Southampton

Total posts: 28
Posted:A swing front end

[censored]

there goes my wednesday


Efficient humour: "heh...wang smile"

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Puresock


Puresock

addict
Location: Oxford, UK

Total posts: 406
Posted:I have to live with Sinjax. Think about that when you try to sleep tonight.

biggrin


"Take that, math!"

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flid
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire

Total posts: 3136
Posted:I slept very well thanks smile



there are currently 999,999,998 bottles of beer in the chatroom's web interface available


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house_of_mill
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

house_of_mill

old hand
Location: Manchester England

Total posts: 896
Posted:Minus one

*Gug Gug Gug!*


*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*

Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival

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Puresock


Puresock

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Location: Oxford, UK

Total posts: 406
Posted:Written by: flid

I slept very well thanks smile

there are currently 999,999,998 bottles of beer in the chatroom's web interface available



Brilliant. Utterly wrong, but brilliant. biggrin


"Take that, math!"

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flid
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire

Total posts: 3136
Posted:999999924 left

I'm interested to know what UCOF's contribution will be wink


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garthy
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

garthy

old hand
Location: Bristol, England

Total posts: 717
Posted:GEEKS! biggrin wink



wear_hat(HAT_TYPE_GEEK);



why Python Rocks and I like it a hell of alot more than java. wink



features: wink

- Dynamic runtime bottle allocation

- Guaranteed fair neighbour bottle distribution

- Monitored neighbour drunkenness ratio

- Multi-platform

- Fully-extensible



Python:

Code:

lyrics = """%i green bottles, hanging on the wall on the wall

%i green bottles, hanging on the wall on the wall

and if one green bottle should acidently fall

There'd be %i green bottles haning on the wall"""



for bottle in xrange(1000000000,0,-1):

print lyrics %(bottle,bottle,bottle-1)





C:

Code:

#include <stdio.h>



int main(void)

{

int bottle=1000000000;

for( bottle=1000000000; bottle >= 0; --bottle)

printf("%i green bottles, hanging on the wall on the wall\n\

%i green bottles, hanging on the wall on the wall\n\

and if one green bottle should acidently fall\n\

There'd be %i green bottles haning on the wall\n",bottle,bottle,bottle-1);

return 0;

}





C++

Code:

#include <iostream>



const unsigned int MAX_BOTTLES=1000000000;

int main(void)

{

for(int beer=MAX_BOTTLES; beer>=1; beer--)

{

std::cout <<beer<<" green bottles, hanging on the wall on the wall\n"

<<beer<<" green bottles, hanging on the wall on the wall\n"

<<"and if one green bottle should acidently fall\n"

<<"There'd be "<<beer-1<<" green bottles haning on the wall\n";

}

return 0;

}





C#:

Code:

using System;



namespace geek

{

class Class1

{

const int MAX_BOTTLES = 1000000000;

const String lyrics = "{0} green bottles, hanging on the wall on the wall\n{0} " +

"green bottles, hanging on the wall on the wall\n" +

"and if one green bottle should acidently fall\n" +

"There'd be {1} green bottles haning on the wall\n";

[STAThread]

static void Main(string[] args)

{

for( int bottle = MAX_BOTTLES; bottle >= 0; --bottle)

Console.WriteLine(lyrics,bottle,bottle-1);

}

}

}





ASM - I suck at and even printing a number is far too much effort for this silly thread wink

EDITED_BY: garthy (1113611655)


"**grumble*spuriouswindmills*grumble**" - Coleman
"if poi was only for girls there wouldnt be many good poi spinners...." - Nx

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flid
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire

Total posts: 3136
Posted:Going off at a tagent whilst steam sorts it's life out and lets me play counterstrike: well, c# is microsoft java for windows, when I gave it a go last summer I couldn't quite understand how MS had gotten away with so many copyright violations. Can you really say that python is more multi-platform than java is thou? I dabbled with python about 6 years ago and have done lots of TCL since (not out of choice). It's ok for short things, but i'd go insane trying to manage code written in it over 10,000 lines. I agree that C and C++ need a proper overhaul, and I that's the main advantage of languages which have been designed and maintained by one central proffessional company/institution (ie Java, which efficiency aside I really enjoy coding large projects with). I'd like to see a non memory managed language which isn't archiaic, i see too many new languages which are designed at making them easy to learn and quick/sloppy to script in (without nessecarily being easy to read backwhen you've completely forgotten why you wrote it), as opposed to be a real alternative to C++ (which really is the only option for games programming (if i still had my ps2 dev kit i'd do a vector unit assembly version wink)). Thankfully the coding i encounter now at work is linux/unix based, generally in whatever language i want, to do it's job run by me or others, which 99% of the time is perl/bash smile

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:Dear god I stumbled into Geekland! help Save me someone before I start wearing wooly cardigans with leather elbow pads...... oh no thats geography teachers isn't it......umm......

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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duballstar
SILVER Member since Sep 2003

duballstar

slack rating - 9.5
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay

Total posts: 2216
Posted:i'll get you out skully, i seem to have made the same mistake too.... eek

*grabs skully, throws her copy of new scientist away and drags her out the room* smile


It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:oh man, i thought i was a geek.... now maybe im just slightly so...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:Oooooo look Chris saved me. Yay Chris! hug

Yes, I do know this was months ago. I just never noticed before.


Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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EpsilonKias


EpsilonKias

Note to self... Fur + Fire = Hurt.
Location: Bloomfield Indiana. USA

Total posts: 107
Posted:I am not a geek!

I am an Otaku, Gamer, Furry, Fool

Gods... Im a geek =/


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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA

Total posts: 342
Posted:oh, god, I just found this thread again and thought, "wow, this is my kind of thread"

then I realized who started it. I had seriously forgotten.


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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