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/*
I believe this thread to have
the intrinsic creativity that
UCOF's thread lacked
*/
0 PRINT "THE LYRICS TO THE BEST SONG EVER\n"
1 PRINT "Aleph not bottles of beer on the wall,\n"
2 PRINT "Aleph not bottles of beer,\n"
3 PRINT "You take one down,\n"
4 PRINT "And pass it around,\n"
5 PRINT "Aleph not bottles of beer on the wall.\n"
6 GOTO 1
/*I got an 89.9% on the geek test*/
EDITED_BY: Singed Piper (formerly Mark1) (1113216852)
Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.
404 posts
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands
whos aleph?
so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
function bottles()
.dim n as long
.n = 1000000000
.while n>0 do
..print n & " bottles of beer on the wall, " & n & " bottles of beer," & chr(8)
..print "You take one down, pass it around, " & n & " bottles of beer on the wall." & chr(8) & chr(8)
..n = n - 1
.endwhile
end function
EDITED_BY: ¤ Sniper ¤ (1113083456)
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
that rocks -James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
geeks!
and thats comming from me!
Step (el-nombrie)
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
aww love ya too mechypoops
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
what the funk is going on here
I like Languages.
Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
it's in a similar ish way to programming, but also not at the same time...
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom
Or the PHP verson:
for ($i = 1000000000; $i >= 1; $i--) {
echo "$i bottles of beer on the wall, $i bottles of beer,
You take one down, pass it around, $i bottles of beer on the wall.
";
}
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom
yeah, it gets bad when you start thinking about making a flash animation for it at midnight on a saturday. I really should get a life or something.
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
lol am i the only clueless one who doesnt do the computer thing...? *hangs head in shame*
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
C++
for(int beer=1000000000; beer>=1; beer--)
{cout<
EDITED_BY: .:sparkey:. (1113246880)
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
oh dear, the madness is spreading
Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA
but you've lost the point of the initial thread... think of aleph not as infinity... then it makes sence, its an old joke here at CMU.
Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
YAY i understand. I've not lost my geek since quitting compsci at uni...
*she says sitting at a linux box in her jammies after just falling out of bed starving cos she got wrapped up in HoP and LJ before making breakfast*
yeah i've not lost teh Geek...
PH34r M4 1337 4|_|th)r|7y
random murbles
BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom
Hehe - oh yeah:
10 80+tL35 0Ph 8EeR 0N T3H w4lL, 10 B0+Tl35 OF B33r,
y0u T4KE ON3 d0Wn, p@$$ IT 4R0UND, 10 8O++Le5 OF b3Er 0n +He W4lL.
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
404 posts
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands
what he said, minus one
I have an grafical calculator in witch you can program...
so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
Goodness, I only go away for one day and there's sloppy code everywhere
Singer: That's a pretty funky language. Never seen a version of basic with 2 lines the same number (nor one that starts at 0)
Sym: That's a pretty funky wall, i could use one of those (I could make a fortune out of drunk people!)
Sparkey: You missed a "
perl -e '$b=$ARGV[0];while($b>0){$a=" bottles of beer";$c=$a." on the wall";$d=" take 1 down, pass it around, ";print"$b$c, $b$a,$d".--$b."$c\n";}' 1000000000
The geek test's just silly, i got about 35% iirc. It was clearly written by a nerd who thought they were a geek
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
you could get a 5yr old to do it with a crayon and it would look much better you know!
Step (el-nombrie)
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Oh dear God...
What have I done?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
thanks, flid, all better now, right?
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
*loads up elephants tranqs* ok lets calm it down before someone decsides to recode the entire site to sing that *grin*
back
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA
so, the two 5's were a typo, but when i was a bit younger i used a version of basic (sorry, don't remember the one) that was zero indexed. I was only dabbling in programming at that point, so I thought it was really cool to start with zero rather than one... thats a little simpler than writing bit torrent and irc clients in c.
oh,alsmost forgot... the c++ version has a slight problem with formatting; there is no space at the beginning of the string literals... your print out will format to:
10000bottles of beer...(if i is 10000).
EDITED_BY: Singed Piper (formerly Mark1) (1113216823)
Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
i think commodore BASIC started at 0.
is it wrong that gta vice city loading screen made me feel old?
still remember the half hour waits with the epileptic-touchpaper colours waiting for dizzy to load
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
... i wish i was clever enuff to understand! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
you don't hun trust me hehe
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA
whoops, missed another error in the c++ code... this ones a doozie... your loop's control is i>=0, making your last line:
0bottles of beer on the wall, 0 bottles of beer, you take one down, you pass it around-1bottles of beer on the wall
if you notice i've preserved the spacing you used.
i like ANSI C better than C++.
Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom
Hehe! Is my code the only one without any errors? OK, it's PHP, but it's also very simple!
I remember the tape games - oh the fun! Half an hour to load something that was 4 bits or something.
Written by:
*loads up elephants tranqs* ok lets calm it down before someone decsides to recode the entire site to sing that *grin*
oooooo! Good idea! I've wanted a reason to play with VXML for a while....;)
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA
well Sym_, it has one problem... it doesn't give the last line correctly, every line prints i, where as, the last line should print i-1.
Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom
Dam, I shouldn't have said anything!
It loops until i>=1....so I won't get 0 bottles. right?
Maybe I could add an if so it will end it with what ever happens when you finish the song - If it's ever been finished.
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA
true, there will never hit zero... the song just ends when the last line of a verse is 0 bottles of beer on the wall
Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.
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