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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA

Total posts: 342
Posted:/*

I believe this thread to have

the intrinsic creativity that

UCOF's thread lacked

*/



0 PRINT "THE LYRICS TO THE BEST SONG EVER\n"

1 PRINT "Aleph not bottles of beer on the wall,\n"

2 PRINT "Aleph not bottles of beer,\n"

3 PRINT "You take one down,\n"

4 PRINT "And pass it around,\n"

5 PRINT "Aleph not bottles of beer on the wall.\n"

6 GOTO 1





/*I got an 89.9% on the geek test*/

EDITED_BY: Singed Piper (formerly Mark1) (1113216852)


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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nucleon


nucleon

newbie
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands

Total posts: 404
Posted:whos aleph?

so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:function bottles()

.dim n as long

.n = 1000000000

.while n>0 do

..print n & " bottles of beer on the wall, " & n & " bottles of beer," & chr(8)

..print "You take one down, pass it around, " & n & " bottles of beer on the wall." & chr(8) & chr(8)

..n = n - 1

.endwhile

end function

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:hug that rocks

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"

Total posts: 6207
Posted:geeks!

and thats comming from me!


Step (el-nombrie)

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:aww love ya too mechypoops

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Nate
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

Nate

Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England

Total posts: 1530
Posted:what the funk is going on here

I like Languages.

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester

Total posts: 2530
Posted:it's in a similar ish way to programming, but also not at the same time...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Sym
BRONZE Member since Sep 2004

Sym

Geek-enviro-hippy priest
Location: Diss, Norfolk

Total posts: 1858
Posted:Or the PHP verson:

for ($i = 1000000000; $i >= 1; $i--) {
echo "$i bottles of beer on the wall, $i bottles of beer, <br> You take one down, pass it around, $i bottles of beer on the wall. <br>";
}


There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Wooooooooooooo biggrin

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Sym
BRONZE Member since Sep 2004

Sym

Geek-enviro-hippy priest
Location: Diss, Norfolk

Total posts: 1858
Posted:yeah, it gets bad when you start thinking about making a flash animation for it at midnight on a saturday. I really should get a life or something.

There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees

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stroo
SILVER Member since Feb 2003

stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk

Total posts: 799
Posted:lol am i the only clueless one who doesnt do the computer thing...? *hangs head in shame*

Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:C++



for(int beer=1000000000; beer>=1; beer--)

{cout<<beer<<" bottles of beer on the wall "<<beer<<" bottles of beer, you take one down, you pass it around "<<beer-1<<" bottles of beer on the wall"<<endl;}

EDITED_BY: .:sparkey:. (1113246880)


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:oh dear, the madness is spreading

Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA

Total posts: 342
Posted:but you've lost the point of the initial thread... think of aleph not as infinity... then it makes sence, its an old joke here at CMU.

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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Kit


veteran
Location: middle of Troon

Total posts: 1269
Posted:YAY i understand. I've not lost my geek since quitting compsci at uni...


*she says sitting at a linux box in her jammies after just falling out of bed starving cos she got wrapped up in HoP and LJ before making breakfast*



yeah i've not lost teh Geek...


PH34r M4 1337 4|_|th)r|7y


random murbles

BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh

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Sym
BRONZE Member since Sep 2004

Sym

Geek-enviro-hippy priest
Location: Diss, Norfolk

Total posts: 1858
Posted:Hehe - oh yeah:



10 80+tL35 0Ph 8EeR 0N T3H w4lL, 10 B0+Tl35 OF B33r,

y0u T4KE ON3 d0Wn, p@$$ IT 4R0UND, 10 8O++Le5 OF b3Er 0n +He W4lL.


There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees

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nucleon


nucleon

newbie
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands

Total posts: 404
Posted:ditto
what he said, minus one

I have an grafical calculator in witch you can program... ubbrollsmile


so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs

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flid
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire

Total posts: 3136
Posted:Goodness, I only go away for one day and there's sloppy code everywhere biggrin



Singer: That's a pretty funky language. Never seen a version of basic with 2 lines the same number (nor one that starts at 0)



Sym: That's a pretty funky wall, i could use one of those (I could make a fortune out of drunk people!) wink



Sparkey: You missed a "



perl -e '$b=$ARGV[0];while($b>0){$a=" bottles of beer";$c=$a." on the wall";$d=" take 1 down, pass it around, ";print"$b$c, $b$a,$d".--$b."$c\n";}' 1000000000



The geek test's just silly, i got about 35% iirc. It was clearly written by a nerd who thought they were a geek wink


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mech
BRONZE Member since Jun 2003

mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"

Total posts: 6207
Posted:you could get a 5yr old to do it with a crayon and it would look much better you know!

Step (el-nombrie)

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:Oh dear God...

What have I done?

eek


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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:thanks, flid, all better now, right?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Hee hee hee ubblol

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:*loads up elephants tranqs* ok lets calm it down before someone decsides to recode the entire site to sing that *grin*

back

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA

Total posts: 342
Posted:so, the two 5's were a typo, but when i was a bit younger i used a version of basic (sorry, don't remember the one) that was zero indexed. I was only dabbling in programming at that point, so I thought it was really cool to start with zero rather than one... thats a little simpler than writing bit torrent and irc clients in c.



oh,alsmost forgot... the c++ version has a slight problem with formatting; there is no space at the beginning of the string literals... your print out will format to:

10000bottles of beer...(if i is 10000).

EDITED_BY: Singed Piper (formerly Mark1) (1113216823)


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:i think commodore BASIC started at 0.

is it wrong that gta vice city loading screen made me feel old?

still remember the half hour waits with the epileptic-touchpaper colours waiting for dizzy to load


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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire

Total posts: 3276
Posted:... i wish i was clever enuff to understand! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!


Total posts: 663
Posted:you don't hun trust me hehe

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA

Total posts: 342
Posted:whoops, missed another error in the c++ code... this ones a doozie... your loop's control is i>=0, making your last line:

0bottles of beer on the wall, 0 bottles of beer, you take one down, you pass it around-1bottles of beer on the wall

if you notice i've preserved the spacing you used.

i like ANSI C better than C++.


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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Sym
BRONZE Member since Sep 2004

Sym

Geek-enviro-hippy priest
Location: Diss, Norfolk

Total posts: 1858
Posted:Hehe! Is my code the only one without any errors? OK, it's PHP, but it's also very simple!

I remember the tape games - oh the fun! Half an hour to load something that was 4 bits or something.

Written by:
*loads up elephants tranqs* ok lets calm it down before someone decsides to recode the entire site to sing that *grin*



oooooo! Good idea! I've wanted a reason to play with VXML for a while....;)


There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA

Total posts: 342
Posted:well Sym_, it has one problem... it doesn't give the last line correctly, every line prints i, where as, the last line should print i-1.

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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