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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


woodnymphmember
313 posts
Location: london,uk


Posted:
well,we of the woodland folk living in shepherds bush could certainly use a puk to brighten things up,so i bid...........a cosy tree house,a banana,mango an strawberry smoothie,a bag full of pixie dust,birdsong(its early morning here and they are insisting i mention their amazing singing...)and........endless supply of hugs!!!! biggrin

RixatrixBRONZE Member
paranoid of gov't conspiracies
217 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
ohh for puk i would bid a homemade apple pie, forrest gump the movie,a papaya, 5 back massages and more stuff to come as i think of them!~ biggrin



hug ,

Christina
EDITED_BY: firekitty (1076658172)

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Quote:



*Jumps in Flynts lap and settles down in new home in Melburp in the sun shine* hug





WOO! just what I always wanted! ubblove

*proceeds to start applying butterfly kisses to CustomBug....*

Currently on the right side up of the world.


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooohoooo.....that tickles......stop it....no don't.....oooh it tickles.....stop it.....no dont stop......

Man I lurve the butterflies.......

*Bug starts to purr and feels very safe and comfy in Flynts lap*

Let's relight this forum ubblove


The_Pirate_Dyke_BoyHOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK


Posted:
well, i guess no one will raise mike so...

SOLD!!! TO THE GENTLEMAN IN THE BLOOD STAINED LAB COAT!!!

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
bump

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
Heh... I'll bid on any male that's willing to lug my scuba kit around Florida for me in October biggrin

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
*debates on whether or not to auction self*

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
oh MiG!

I've got a mint KitKat, some banana's and the latest issue of the beano if you can come and fix my computer for me?
EDITED_BY: *Aime* (1092738644)

yannicusGOLD Member
member
169 posts
Location: Paris, France, the armpit of europe


Posted:
i only had to read the title of this thread to know it was my destiny to post here.

yes, i, I the french, the beautiful, the flaming Yannicus, am up for auction, bidding starts at negative one hundred thousand euro, yes, that does mean i pay you

-Believing that all has been said and done is like mistaking the horizon for the limits of the world. Voltaire.
-Plus je connais hommes, plus j'aime mon chien. Pascal.


ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
hmmm,

I could never sell myself, but if anybody would like to claim me, i would then be theirs and could be sold off accordingly.

I'm fully toilet trained, can use both a knife and a fork and love to wiggle.

Love is the law.


pengwinoBRONZE Member
suitable for vegetarians
300 posts
Location: Leeds, UK


Posted:
oh gosh, we have a frenchman and an irishman to choose from?!

oooooh - can i bid for them both?

yannicus i bid for you 100,000 euro (so you don't have to pay me), a penguin hand puppet, 20 of my holiday photos, a bag of marmite crisps and a toilet seat.

ado-p how about a Fred Astaire video, a rainbow bracelet, an apple, yellow sunglasses and a small clock with cats on it?

So what can you guys do for us? smile

I need a man who can...........

*fix my computer (like aimee)
*teach me to do isolations properly
*dye my hair
*put the toilet seat down again
*cook

but i'll take them both if nobody will raise me on the above!

animals who are not penguins can only wish they were


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Hmmm, I fit all the above, but am sadly already taken smile

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I would just like to update my entry as follows:

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Ladies looking for a cabana boy are welcome to bid. Gentlemen looking for a love slave are also welcome to bid. However, ladies looking for a love slave should probably look elsewhere as we cannot guarantee satisfaction with this product when used for unlabeled purposes. ubblol

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
Since you regularly claim to be athletic, you can certainly help with my scuba stuff smile

Can you teach me spinny toys as well?

Willing to act as 'decoy' when out dancing to avoid nightclub sleazes? (One of my pet hates! Everybody should have a clubbing buddy smile)

If so I'll start the bidding at a big bar of chocolate, a pair of flags (made to your specification, UV printed designs if required) or other spinny toy of choice, 3 of my bestest marbles and a shiny button. ubbidea (small bid i know, but lets not START the bidding out of my means!:D)

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)enthusiast
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA


Posted:
I'll bid a pan of Black Hole Brownies of Doom (the most intense brownies you'll ever eat), several really good books, and a nice long full-body oil massage.

(See, if I win, I will have trained you as my love slave.)

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
ubblol It seems that I haven't seen this thread in ... forever. It still makes me laugh!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
I'll bid.. ummm...

A matching bracelet to the necklace, and a lifetime's supply of Smarties. And take out the word "speedo" from the vocabulary of the world unless they're addressing the company name. wink

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
i'll bid a paperclip, a notepad and a pen for someone who'll give me hugs

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


OrangeBoboSILVER Member
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
I'll give hugs to Rougie for free hughughughug

No biding needed for those darl!

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier


Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)enthusiast
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA


Posted:
I'll up my bid by two containers of blood-orange marmalade and a whimsical and slightly surreal answering machine message.

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations


TwirlyShoryuken!
233 posts
Location: Hexham, Newcastle, England


Posted:
I have a massive ego, so I'd bappily put myself up for auction.

Unfortunatly, I don't think I'm capable of posting pics, so you'd have to assume that I look like half of Marilyn Mansons face.

Which is nice.

dxxx

PS Lightning waxes his chest, I can tell.

polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
ubblol

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


MEERCATBRONZE Member
A Meerkat that eats chicken
194 posts
Location: Cambridge UK


Posted:
ooo, ooo, ooo , i want a bid i would put a picture on here if i knew how.....butas the thread gos its only MALE which is disapointing cause i think females should be involved YAY YAY angel cause there angels of society

Mags The JediGOLD Member
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK


Posted:
Dr Mike, is that really you?

Ok, i've had enough of this relationship malarkey. Any young ladies want me?

I'll do anything (i have no shame).

I'm 6'1, dark hair and eyes, roughly 12.5 stone (90 odd kilos i think) and covered in burn marks. Oh yeah, and my favourite hobbies are (in order of preference): giving head, spinning poi, lobbing a stick about.

Bidding starts at one square of Galaxy chocolate.

devil

"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
*purrs at mike*

kiss

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: Mags The Jedi


Dr Mike, is that really you?





Uh huh.

Dentrassi, were you going to make a bid? ubbangel

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
do accept visa?

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
get a room. wink

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polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
there's a female auction thread about that you could go and bump...

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


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