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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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woodnymph


woodnymph

member
Location: london,uk

Total posts: 313
Posted:well,we of the woodland folk living in shepherds bush could certainly use a puk to brighten things up,so i bid...........a cosy tree house,a banana,mango an strawberry smoothie,a bag full of pixie dust,birdsong(its early morning here and they are insisting i mention their amazing singing...)and........endless supply of hugs!!!! biggrin

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Rixatrix
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rixatrix

paranoid of gov't conspiracies
Location: USA

Total posts: 217
Posted:ohh for puk i would bid a homemade apple pie, forrest gump the movie,a papaya, 5 back massages and more stuff to come as i think of them!~ biggrin



hug ,

Christina

EDITED_BY: firekitty (1076658172)


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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Quote:


*Jumps in Flynts lap and settles down in new home in Melburp in the sun shine* hug




WOO! just what I always wanted! ubblove

*proceeds to start applying butterfly kisses to CustomBug....*


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Dunc
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingd...

Total posts: 7263
Posted:ooohoooo.....that tickles......stop it....no don't.....oooh it tickles.....stop it.....no dont stop......

Man I lurve the butterflies.......

*Bug starts to purr and feels very safe and comfy in Flynts lap*


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy


The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
Location: Canterbury, UK

Total posts: 1079
Posted:well, i guess no one will raise mike so...

SOLD!!! TO THE GENTLEMAN IN THE BLOOD STAINED LAB COAT!!!


D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:bump

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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polythene


veteran
Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:Heh... I'll bid on any male that's willing to lug my scuba kit around Florida for me in October biggrin

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:*debates on whether or not to auction self*

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:oh MiG!

I've got a mint KitKat, some banana's and the latest issue of the beano if you can come and fix my computer for me?

EDITED_BY: *Aime* (1092738644)


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yannicus
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

yannicus

member
Location: Paris, France, the armpit of e...

Total posts: 169
Posted:i only had to read the title of this thread to know it was my destiny to post here.

yes, i, I the french, the beautiful, the flaming Yannicus, am up for auction, bidding starts at negative one hundred thousand euro, yes, that does mean i pay you


-Believing that all has been said and done is like mistaking the horizon for the limits of the world. Voltaire.
-Plus je connais hommes, plus j'aime mon chien. Pascal.

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ado-p
GOLD Member since May 2004

ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland

Total posts: 3882
Posted:hmmm,

I could never sell myself, but if anybody would like to claim me, i would then be theirs and could be sold off accordingly.

I'm fully toilet trained, can use both a knife and a fork and love to wiggle.


Love is the law.

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pengwino
BRONZE Member since Oct 2003

pengwino

suitable for vegetarians
Location: Leeds, UK

Total posts: 300
Posted:oh gosh, we have a frenchman and an irishman to choose from?!

oooooh - can i bid for them both?

yannicus i bid for you 100,000 euro (so you don't have to pay me), a penguin hand puppet, 20 of my holiday photos, a bag of marmite crisps and a toilet seat.

ado-p how about a Fred Astaire video, a rainbow bracelet, an apple, yellow sunglasses and a small clock with cats on it?

So what can you guys do for us? smile

I need a man who can...........

*fix my computer (like aimee)
*teach me to do isolations properly
*dye my hair
*put the toilet seat down again
*cook

but i'll take them both if nobody will raise me on the above!


animals who are not penguins can only wish they were

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted:Hmmm, I fit all the above, but am sadly already taken smile

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I would just like to update my entry as follows:

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Ladies looking for a cabana boy are welcome to bid. Gentlemen looking for a love slave are also welcome to bid. However, ladies looking for a love slave should probably look elsewhere as we cannot guarantee satisfaction with this product when used for unlabeled purposes. ubblol


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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polythene


veteran
Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:Since you regularly claim to be athletic, you can certainly help with my scuba stuff smile

Can you teach me spinny toys as well?

Willing to act as 'decoy' when out dancing to avoid nightclub sleazes? (One of my pet hates! Everybody should have a clubbing buddy smile)

If so I'll start the bidding at a big bar of chocolate, a pair of flags (made to your specification, UV printed designs if required) or other spinny toy of choice, 3 of my bestest marbles and a shiny button. ubbidea (small bid i know, but lets not START the bidding out of my means!:D)


The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)


enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA

Total posts: 456
Posted:I'll bid a pan of Black Hole Brownies of Doom (the most intense brownies you'll ever eat), several really good books, and a nice long full-body oil massage.

(See, if I win, I will have trained you as my love slave.)


"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Gidg
BRONZE Member since Apr 2003

Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Total posts: 8506
Posted:ubblol It seems that I haven't seen this thread in ... forever. It still makes me laugh!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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OrangeBobo
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Total posts: 1389
Posted:I'll bid.. ummm...

A matching bracelet to the necklace, and a lifetime's supply of Smarties. And take out the word "speedo" from the vocabulary of the world unless they're addressing the company name. wink

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:i'll bid a paperclip, a notepad and a pen for someone who'll give me hugs

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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OrangeBobo
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Total posts: 1389
Posted:I'll give hugs to Rougie for free hughughughug

No biding needed for those darl!

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)


enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA

Total posts: 456
Posted:I'll up my bid by two containers of blood-orange marmalade and a whimsical and slightly surreal answering machine message.

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Twirly


Twirly

Shoryuken!
Location: Hexham, Newcastle, England

Total posts: 233
Posted:I have a massive ego, so I'd bappily put myself up for auction.

Unfortunatly, I don't think I'm capable of posting pics, so you'd have to assume that I look like half of Marilyn Mansons face.

Which is nice.

dxxx

PS Lightning waxes his chest, I can tell.


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polythene


veteran
Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:ubblol

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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MEERCAT
BRONZE Member since May 2002

MEERCAT

A Meerkat that eats chicken
Location: Cambridge UK

Total posts: 194
Posted:ooo, ooo, ooo , i want a bid i would put a picture on here if i knew how.....butas the thread gos its only MALE which is disapointing cause i think females should be involved YAY YAY angel cause there angels of society

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Mags The Jedi
GOLD Member since May 2004

Mags The Jedi

Fool
Location: Cornwall, UK

Total posts: 2020
Posted:Dr Mike, is that really you?

Ok, i've had enough of this relationship malarkey. Any young ladies want me?

I'll do anything (i have no shame).

I'm 6'1, dark hair and eyes, roughly 12.5 stone (90 odd kilos i think) and covered in burn marks. Oh yeah, and my favourite hobbies are (in order of preference): giving head, spinning poi, lobbing a stick about.

Bidding starts at one square of Galaxy chocolate.

devil


"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."

Bill Hicks, February 1988

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 3044
Posted:*purrs at mike*

kiss


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Written by: Mags The Jedi

Dr Mike, is that really you?




Uh huh.

Dentrassi, were you going to make a bid? ubbangel


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 3044
Posted:do accept visa?

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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flash fire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2001

flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2758
Posted:get a room. wink

HoP Posting Guidelines
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
If you can answer YES to these 4 questions then you may post a reply.

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polythene


veteran
Location: London/ Surrey

Total posts: 1359
Posted:there's a female auction thread about that you could go and bump...

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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