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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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SmallBoy - x
SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London
Member Since: 29th May 2002
Total posts: 2737
Posted:300 hugz?? - wicked.....lol

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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:Hmmmm a human coffee maker huh?

Here's my bid

10 tubs of ice cream
1000 hugs
use of my digital camcorder
40 boxes of chocloate cookies
reserve price
with an additional "location" bonus: you'll be nearer to Sheffield, a LOT nearer!!!

I think I might have this one in the bag!!!


whats up with all the limitations?

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SmallBoy - x
SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London
Member Since: 29th May 2002
Total posts: 2737
Posted:Definitely winning so far -

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Jez
addict
Location: UK, London
Member Since: 11th Apr 2001
Total posts: 642
Posted:Yeah you get 1 hug per coffee you make. If you make a REALLY nice cup. Then Pinkpoi will give you a kiss.

'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:OK...
i'll rise the hugs to 2000 hugs
and throw in my lovely pink barbie pen that lights up whenever you push down.
and a 5 kisses


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:Don't think that'll beat the lure of Sheffield though

whats up with all the limitations?

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:my pink barbie pens beats it all!


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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SmallBoy - x
SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London
Member Since: 29th May 2002
Total posts: 2737
Posted:Hahahahahaha - no way......

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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:It does it for me but I think SmallBoy has a longing for Sheffield that nothing can beat!!

Am I right SB?


whats up with all the limitations?

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SmallBoy - x
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London
Member Since: 29th May 2002
Total posts: 2737
Posted:Right that's it I'm not posting any more - ever

(*Sees himself being called a muppet again soon*)

I've been told I lay myself bare too often as it is (and I'm not talking about some weird masturbation thing either)


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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:I throw in... the pink Carebear aswell

Now if that doesnt win it then i dont know what will...

even though smallboy doesnt seem to be posting anymore.....


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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adren@line
member
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
Member Since: 28th Mar 2002
Total posts: 249
Posted:Smallboy you are GORGEOUS, but what can i say?

i have a friend who works in an icecream parlour

if ya dont love tassie, what DO ya love?

i have a room with a view and...

a 1x2m freezer downstairs cos it doesnt fit in the kitchen, its full of not-quite-dead glowsticks at the moment, but im sure we could come to some arrangement. i dont know if this will be enough to beat pinkpois barbie and carebears though....


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SmallBoy - x
SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London
Member Since: 29th May 2002
Total posts: 2737
Posted:Kewl, someone else prepared to lie to protect my feelings - I like u already.

Hmmmmm - half way round the globe is about as far away as a 3 hour trip I suppose.

Errrrr.....I don't remember it being up 2 me though. Don't close bids just yet, I'm still holding out for raspberry & vanillaness - lol

And so far Kurobei definitely had the best offer.........

[ 27 September 2002, 02:52: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]


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Pele
Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA
Member Since: 15th Dec 2000
Total posts: 6193
Posted:Can I point out that the bidding is severaly jaded towards those who are on in DIFFERENT TIMES ZONES THAN ME!!!!! The men are gone before I get on the computer! NOT FAIR!

*pouting*

I wanted to play nurse in training to MikeGinny's DR.!
"Show me where to put the shot please?"

I had a really good bid too!
Anyway.....

NYC, if you find someone who's had alot of experience with medicine (lately) maybe I..er. she can make you feel better!

No way Flynt! You said you were going to place a bid, then you walked out with Maximus. With the power vested in me as a judge I am going to say...."I don't think so!" Bring him back for a proper auction stand!
Besides I wanna bid:

-3 pounds of Strawberries
-1 Crate of Crystal Champagne
-100 cans of Reddi Whip (spray whipped cream)
-Several jars of Marachino Cherries
-1 multijet shower (for after the whipped cream fun), complete with those really great loofa sponges
-And one full year of heated oil full body massages (one per night please) complete with kisses where ever they need to be placed!

(and if you refuse, any other man I could bid this for?)


Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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SmallBoy - x
SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London
Member Since: 29th May 2002
Total posts: 2737
Posted:Droool....should say no but you make an interesting bid
Define "man".....lol


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Helz Bellz
lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!
Member Since: 21st Aug 2002
Total posts: 2444
Posted:Pele - if you like we can share MikeG, we'd have to work out a rota system though!

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Hels Bells:

You want a workout huh? I'm sure I can give you one of those

P.S. You can have all the foot massages you like.. (or any other part of the body that you may desire...) SOLD!!!!


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Helz Bellz
lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!
Member Since: 21st Aug 2002
Total posts: 2444
Posted:Excellent.. tra la la la la

So happy!

Right then young man, you is coming with me!

(Hold on for a sec, whilst I get my nurses uniform out of the wardrobe)

So, you wanna show me what you learnt in anatomy classes then....

[ 27 September 2002, 02:57: Message edited by: Hels Bells ]


Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

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FireMikeZ
FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US
Member Since: 24th Jul 2002
Total posts: 1438
Posted:AUCTIONHOUSE POINT OF ORDER

Rozi, no problem, madam,

If you should choose to auction any item in this House, including merchandise previously purchased at bid from this establishment, it shall be the pleasure of the Official Home of Poi Male Auction House to accept your merchandise for sale.

The usual & customary commission rate and merchandise handling procedures shall apply. Items shall be tagged with new item numbers, inspected & tested as appropriate by qualified specialists, entered in the next sale's Catalog, and promoted according to the best judgment of the House concerning the saleability and appeal of the Item.

As Lady Luck rules all journeys to the gavel, we wish you good fortune in your selling & buying at the Official Home of Poi Male Auction House.

~ Merchandise Receiving Division
~ Official Home of Poi Male Auction House


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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FireMikeZ
FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US
Member Since: 24th Jul 2002
Total posts: 1438
Posted:yo, Rozi babe,

sure ya can sell Raymund Phule, we'd love to handle da transaction for ya, try to get ya top dollar. . . maybe ya could add a testimonial from yourself about how he performs?


SmallBoy,

hey, from a professional point of view, ya understand, "casing the merch" as yanks say, your pic Cutie SmallBoy really is warm & cuddly, don't say "sadly this is me," we'll help ya edit out that poor self-promo language in da catalog, we'll say:

"let this adorable elfin male warm your hot summer nights in the forest, and cold winter ones indoors, with his cute chest whiskers and muscular, loving arms. as he adores you back, let him sprinkle his light golden hair, tenderly skin-tingling magic from secret lands, across your bossom, neck, and lips before a kiss which darts like cupid straight down to your heart."

[ 27 September 2002, 05:02: Message edited by: FireMike ]


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Nyx
enthusiast
Location: NorCal
Member Since: 17th Jun 2002
Total posts: 385
Posted:Somewhere between Pozee's flaming headboard and Bendy's collar and leash I seem to have allowed Mike Ginny to escape my closet ....!
There's an empty space in that closet and I think it needs to be filled with smallboy! Is he sold yet? Oh nevermind, doesn't matter because i'll just kidnap him anyway! Don't worry girls, i'll return him in fairly good condition with lots of new...... techniques!


"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Nyx:
Somewhere between Pozee's flaming headboard and Bendy's collar and leash I seem to have allowed Mike Ginny to escape my closet ....!Well, you fell asleep. I figured I'd worn you out.

But Hells Bells bought me, fair and square...and I'm enjoying her foot massages right now. That and we're boning up on our anatomy...


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Nyx
enthusiast
Location: NorCal
Member Since: 17th Jun 2002
Total posts: 385
Posted:quote:Well, you fell asleep. I figured I'd worn you out.You wish, doctor boy.


"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Nyx:
quote:Well, you fell asleep. I figured I'd worn you out.You wish, doctor boy.
Well you didn't fall asleep from boredom, because you sure weren't acting bored.

Fascinating, though, I don't believe I've ever heard anyone else squak like a chicken when I did that thing with the rubber...wait...this is a family board...


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Nyx
enthusiast
Location: NorCal
Member Since: 17th Jun 2002
Total posts: 385
Posted:*storms into Hell'sBells house, interrupting an "anatomy lesson" to give Mike Ginny a lesson in humility and what to do with rubber toys.....*
You've been a baaaad lil' doctor....pozee, my flail- NOW!


"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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vaperloc...the mighty
vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas
Member Since: 12th Aug 2002
Total posts: 466
Posted:what?? no bids for me???But look how cute I am
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There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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Bram....
member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
Member Since: 17th May 2002
Total posts: 1551
Posted:you guys forgot to mention that I can cook as well. and clean, maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that. And I have plenty of blue paint to share Rozi dear

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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FireMikeZ
FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US
Member Since: 24th Jul 2002
Total posts: 1438
Posted:vape,

careful not to scare the buyers, dude!

Bram & all,

yesterday afternoon, i tried taking photos of the sexy, Tru Vu acrylic, black lacquered 6' koi tank which is my headboard, after sumptuously (well, plushly) arranging the pillow collection i keep sprawled on the bed, in front of the tank. including the pillow which is a breast-filling bundle like chincilla fur to convince your luxuriating fingertips. under the horny white goatskin over the wall; the fire-skull braid-haired copper Indonesian demon's mask on the wall is to the right of the tank, behind it in this shot, pert brassy tongue between nipping teeth & grazing canines, around the corner from the fragrant red Don Juan rose behind the opalescent lapidurate my Sis has lent to my maple-blond bedside.

i waited patiently, each shot, for the koi to be in photogenic poses, graceful, playful, coy (* ha ha *), jumpin up for the food i floated to thrill them while i snapped. i coaxed them soothingly to look hot hot hot in their ultracool pad over my tantra-mat, so you could just image slipping out your inescapable lil moan into the air around them, let the bubbles pick it up over the tank into the meltin atmosphere as out of the corner of your tight-shut eye you saw their jeweled colors in your mesmerized. . . ooooooh, babe!

& i so wanted to show them to Bram, who has discus fish & stuff in his chilly Canadian digs.

damn! something really really wrong with the focus in da digicamera around here! plus the colors are way off, i was a good boy, tried all kinds of settings too, 2.5M fixed focus, auto + half-step pressed release aiming at a wall about the same distance as fish from lens, fluorescent ambient light setting, 2.8 stop, you name it.

here's a real small version of the best i could do running them under "sharpen" in my baby-PhotoShop kinda program.

& if it worked, i coulda posed in da bed with them afterwards. . .


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[ 27 September 2002, 11:43: Message edited by: FireMike ]


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Bram....
member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
Member Since: 17th May 2002
Total posts: 1551
Posted:the piccy didn't quite turn out eh

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:i have no idea what FireMike was talkin about there (some sort of critter?) but the description sounds......mMMMmMMMm moving right along now

DANG! Pele honey, you were the only person to notice i had stolen Maximus, so yes im afraid i wll have to return him, and Your bid can be placed (that whole flaming sword things a bit yummy isnt it...)

In reference to it not being fair regarding time zones. Each auction is open for 24 hours,till 9am melb time. That means sometime during that whole day, most people should get a chance to log on, and bid, or place themselves up for bidding! In my case, i am not entirely convinced its fair because by the time i get online in the morning, All the English loverlies have high bids on them! and all i have here is about $3.45 ummmm a months train ticket... and lots of bedtime stories!

Moving right along again. Will do a tally of all bids and biddies soon although i might let this one go for over the weekend, which gives you all another 72 precious hours to bid on our sexy HoP male counterparts! Good luck everyone!! xoxo

oh, and i bid Four teapots, a swimming pool of vanilla/raspberry icecream, a truckload of cookies, $3.45, a train ticket, and endless bedtime stories for SmallBoy... `


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