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Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Delete TopicBRONZE Member since Apr 2002
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Total posts: 6140
I forgot who I own too (if any... maybe I was outbid?)
If anyone has some time and wants to re-cap the thread over who owns who...? (Any students out there?)
If not, then I say we start afresh.
***Edit***
Just re-read 1st 2 pages and it seems I have Havoc, a muffin and 2 others... but unspecified. If anyone want's to read the whole lot to see who exactly? If not then I lay claim to 2 unsuspecting male HOP'ers
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Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
DeleteSILVER Member since Feb 2005
QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...
Total posts: 1927
Clarence owns point_blank
Kurobei is owned by Cassandra, who outbid everyone by about three weeks worth of hugging...
Raymond Phule belongs to Rozi, as does falloutboy and Master Sodium
UCOF and Havoc are both owned by Pink
Adren@line owns Bram
Doc Lightening is owned by a proud Hels Bels
Nyx owns Pozee
Pele owns Maximus
Jade Lynx owns FireMike
Someone else can continue on from here!!
EDITED_BY: clarence_quack (1292332385)
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Total posts: 6140
SILVER Member since Dec 2007
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Total posts: 4061
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Total posts: 6140
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
DeleteGOLD Member since Oct 2009
All High Dude, Ruler of What You Want
Location: Trenton, MI, USA
Total posts: 2280
The only luck is bad luck.
Shut up before I stall my poi up your ass
Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Total posts: 1264
Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!
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I'll go with the crowd and go up for submission
Just a dancer in the dark
DeleteBRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
SILVER Member since Dec 2007
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Total posts: 4061
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Total posts: 6140
SILVER Member since Aug 2007
Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, ...
Total posts: 1046
*wanders off muttering about the wonders of Play festival*
Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!
DeleteSILVER Member since Dec 2007
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Total posts: 4061
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
SILVER Member since May 2007
Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
Total posts: 3597
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Total posts: 1264
Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!
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Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C
SILVER Member since Aug 2007
Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Total posts: 2418
I'm also here to state that I am not yet for sale.
BRONZE Member since Sep 2008
Juggler/Spinner
Location: Hicksville, New York, USA
Total posts: 612
Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS
Total posts: 1264
SILVER Member since Dec 2007
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Total posts: 4061
I am rather sad that there is not more bidding for myself, but maybe Pink's offer is just *that* good.
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003
Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...
Total posts: 13215
I'm also here to state that I am not yet for sale.
MNS is FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aston, I just know how awesome Pink hugs are and that I just can't match!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
SILVER Member since Dec 2007
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Total posts: 4061
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
SILVER Member since Jun 2008
my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom
Total posts: 366
it's good to see some familiar faces still on from last time i was on
when the body is happy the mind smiles
to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching
and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind
SILVER Member since Feb 2005
QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...
Total posts: 1927
First up on the block is the lov-er-ly Aston. This boy is the chairperson of the squirrel defence league and hails from South Africa. Can anyone beat Pink's bid of 23.5 hugs, 2 jars of nutella, 1 jar of extra strong marmite and a chocolate mouse??
Next up is Mother Nature's Son. This lad is from currently no-so-sunny Geelong in Victoria, and is hoping a nice lady hopper with a big backyard will take him home soon.
We also have the gorgeous Seaspray, and Spinner of Detriot. More details on these fine lads to follow.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Total posts: 6140
When does bidding end on Aston?
I would also like to put a bid in for Mother Nature's Son...but alas I live in the big smoke that is Londonium and have no garden :-( BUT I do have some local parks nearby, and access to a very large training space?
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
DeleteSILVER Member since Dec 2007
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Total posts: 4061
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Total posts: 6140
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
DeleteSILVER Member since Aug 2007
Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Total posts: 2418
I could play with Aston if you bought me, Pink!!
Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!!
A man who has nothing to die for also has nothing for which to live.
Just a dancer in the dark
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