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Location: bristol

i'll begin by offering:

1. chavalanche [n]: where a bunch of burberry-wearing oiks flood into your local and drink all the lager

2. scarecrow [n] someone who puts off members of the opposite sex by ogling them too intently

over to you . .

ture na sig

linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK

1. bling [n] - garish lumps of cheap imitation gold/silver worn excessivly on fingers and around neck. Used by chavs to denote status - can also include "goodbye earlobe - rings" (see next)

2. goodbye earlobe-rings [n] - large diameter earrings worn by chavettes as well as bling

3. fruggle [v] - a combination of a hug, kiss, and a censored used normally on close friends with viscious hip wiggling and sometimes silly purring noise

hope these will help


CloudscapeSILVER Member
62 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland

Dalmationuplets - when a woman overdoses on fertility treatmenst and has 101 babies

Remember what the doormouse said

Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

scrumpaliciousnikolus (said: scrump-a-licious-nikolus)- when a chav see's your cider and decides to steal it!

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
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SpiderbabySILVER Member
199 posts
Location: Ireland

wankshaft- just think about it. A piece of male anatomy.

JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

trob - the act of trobbing
trobbing is a very usefull word that can mean almost anything, but usually means being generally nifty

sass - know, aquainted, have sex with

hoopy - really together guy

frood - really amazingly together guy


"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

DoktorSkellSILVER Member
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia

Bogan - Australian equivalent of Chav

Ricer - Crappy japanese cars with turbo's and plastic body kits in an attempt to make them look hot when they still only look like cheap [censored].

Superior form of life - fire spinners

Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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