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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
....hanging on the wall, 1 billion green bottles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidnetally fall there'll be nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine green bottles sitting on a wall....

Your turn...

smile

linden rathenGOLD Member
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Location: London, UK


Posted:
nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine hanging on a wall nine hundred and ninety ninemillion nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine green bottles hanging on a wall and if one green bottle should accidently fall they'll be nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety eight green bottles hanging on the wall...

ok well that was a mission your go

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pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety eight bottles hanging on a wall, nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety eight green bottles hanging on a wall and if one green bottle should accidently fall they'll be nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety seven green bottles hanging on the wall wink



*easy*

Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine hanging on a wall nine hundred and ninety ninemillion nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine green bottles hanging on a wall and if one green bottle should accidently fall they'll be nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety six green bottles hanging on the wall...







what happens when we get to the end?





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the last one was wrong!
EDITED_BY: Tao Star (1112833513)

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KaelGotRiceGOLD Member
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Location: Angels Landing, USA


Posted:
nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine hanging on a wall nine hundred and ninety ninemillion nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety six green bottles hanging on a wall and if one green bottle should accidently fall they'll be nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety five green bottles hanging on the wall...

wink if you copy paster remember to edit both numbers.

To do: More Firedrums 08 video?

Wildfire/US East coast fire footage

LA/EDC glow/fire footage

Fresno fire


quietanalytic
503 posts
Location: bristol


Posted:
nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine hanging on a wall nine hundred and ninety ninemillion nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety seven green bottles hanging on a wall and if one green bottle should accidently fall they'll be nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety six green bottles hanging on the wall...


something went seriously wrong in the few preceeding posts. i mean, tao star, really - who's been replacing bottles? more to the point, how big is this wall?

i'm assuming you can't stack bottles, and supposing each bottle has a base diameter of, ooh, say 6cm

17^2 bottles per square metre - that's 289, then 1,000,000,000 / 289 = a wall of side 1860m, square

so we're looking, minimally, at a square with sides up to 2km long. but then that's not a wall - it's an edifice. so let's assume a maximum wall width of 5m [e.g. hadrian's wall, great wall of china, etc].

that's still approx 700km long. hmm.

I THEREFORE DEDUCE that this wall is, most likely, the great wall of china.

it's amazing what you can do with logic.

ture na sig


ValuraSILVER Member
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Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
oh my lord. you are bored aint you jon?

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Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
sorry, i was lazy. i plead 1:31am ok? biggrin

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
see the wonderful things we can do now? an old obsolete lump of masonary (the great wall) is being re invented as -- a bottle rack smile now - who gets to drink these bottles of beer rather than letting them hit the ground?

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quietanalytic
503 posts
Location: bristol


Posted:
6 on-topic posts in an hour and a half

that's, er, 1 billion divided by six multiples of an hour and a half before this is finished

about 280 centuries at teh present rate? that can't be right . . .

ture na sig


Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
yay! procrastinating is what HoPpers do best biggrin

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
shhh we got another 999, 999, 999, 999, 995 bottles of beer to get through :P *sits down and opens up

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Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
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6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
hear hear!

*goes back to thinking about maybe possibly doing her essay*

linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
no you dont wanna do that Adya stay here and help us procrastinate
*wonders if he should go to bed today

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quietanalytic
503 posts
Location: bristol


Posted:
what do we want? procrastination . . .

when do we want it?

ture na sig


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
as soon as ive finished this v quite *opens another bottle*

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Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
lol do you need help to procrastinate?:p

quietanalytic
503 posts
Location: bristol


Posted:
well, maybe later

ture na sig


Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
lol procrastinating procrastination ubblol

Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
argh! i have a procrastinatory headache....someone find another word....PLEASE!?!??!?!?!?! eek

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
eehhhhehe...


lets see.


how do you feel about lots of green bottles?:p

monkeynamedspankPadawan
197 posts
Location: Bolton


Posted:
I think I grew a grey watching you procrastinate, what are you waiting for, a certain shade of green?

Damn the addictiveness of forums! (Or should it be addictivity?)


Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
nah.. green hair not too exciting. if you like i suppose.
that is the problem with procrastination, i'm never sure what it is i am waiting for.

sorry Tao, hehe

DoktorSkellSILVER Member
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475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia


Posted:
Nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety five bottles of beer on the wall.
nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety five bottles of beer.
You take one down. pass it around. then you have nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety four bottle of beer on the wall.

Come on guys. i want to see how far this will go.
It better be Australian beer.

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Flame SwirlWeilder of the P.E.T.S.O.C.K.
247 posts
Location: Adelaide


Posted:
Nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety four bottles of beer on the wall.
nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety four bottles of beer.
You take one down. pass it around. Nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety three bottles of beer on the wall.

Reality is mass beleif...

Feed me and I will grow, give me drink and I will die...

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Enjoy, be happy, and don't forget to breathe...


flash fireBRONZE Member
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
you've got to be joking!!

WORST.
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EVER.

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
Nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety three bottles of beer on the wall.
nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety three bottles of beer.
You take one down. pass it around. Nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety two bottles of beer on the wall.


soo, to continue the interesting math, assume average alcohol content of 5 percent and that it is a 12 oz beer (you can tell i'm american). that makes .6 oz of ethyl alcohol per bottle. now multiply by 1 000 000 000 and get 600 000 000 oz of pure ethyl alcohol. in liters, that becomes... 17 744 117.8 liters of pure ethyl alcohol... when I spin green, I usually add 30 cubic centimeters of boric acid per liter of fuel... that makes 532 323 534 cc's of boric acid required, also... 532.323534 cubic meters of boric acid required. Unfortunately, green glass is not made with boron, but with iron and chromium, so we can't get it there... now its someone else's turn to make the monkeys fists.

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nucleonnewbie
404 posts
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands


Posted:
Nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety two bottles of beer on the wall.

nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety two bottles of beer.

You take one down. pass it around. Nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety one bottles of beer on the wall.

so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs


GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
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Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
Genius UCOF
genius smile
Can we use dynamite?

PyroWillGOLD Member
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Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
dum de dum, i dont wanna play!

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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
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8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
One green bottle of beer on the wall.
One green bottle of beer.
Take it down. Pass it around. No green bottles of beer on the wall!



.......What? .......What? Ok so I'm number dyslexic, pffft I can't help it biggrin

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