Written by: quiet
nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine hanging on a wall nine hundred and ninety ninemillion nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety seven green bottles hanging on a wall and if one green bottle should accidently fall they'll be nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety six green bottles hanging on the wall...
something went seriously wrong in the few preceeding posts. i mean, tao star, really - who's been replacing bottles? more to the point, how big is this wall?
i'm assuming you can't stack bottles, and supposing each bottle has a base diameter of, ooh, say 6cm
17^2 bottles per square metre - that's 289, then 1,000,000,000 / 289 = a wall of side 1860m, square
so we're looking, minimally, at a square with sides up to 2km long. but then that's not a wall - it's an edifice. so let's assume a maximum wall width of 5m [e.g. hadrian's wall, great wall of china, etc].
that's still approx 700km long. hmm.
I THEREFORE DEDUCE that this wall is, most likely, the great wall of china.
it's amazing what you can do with logic.
Written by: Flash
you've got to be joking!!
WORST.
THREAD.
EVER.
Let's relight this forum
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Getting to the other side
Getting to the other side
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Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Written by: flash fire
you've got to be joking!!
WORST.
THREAD.
EVER.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
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you've got to be joking!!
WORST.
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EVER.
2nded
Written by: Unfortunatly Can Obtain Fruit
Pigeon..
Your maths dont fit..
The answers right oddly enough though....
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. Ive seen what youve done..
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
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to ensure 100% bottle fall off rates maintaining the song
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
Written by: colemanWritten by: Unfortunatly Can Obtain Fruit
Pigeon..
Your maths dont fit..
The answers right oddly enough though....
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. Ive seen what youve done..
what, you mean almost exactly the same thing that you did 4 posts before perhaps...?
cole. x
"nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and eighty six green bottles sitting on a wall, nine hundred and ninety nine million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and eighty six green bottles sitting on a wall, and if one grumpy coleman should accidentally push sixty two million, four hundred and twenty eight thousand, three hundred and eleven green bottles off (with a big broom type thing), there'd be nine hundred and thirty seven million, five hundred and seventy one thousand, six hundred and seventy five green bottles sitting on a wall..."
so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs
so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs
Never assume
Always Acknowledge
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Written by: MiG
*picks up all the bottles*
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Written by: Nucleopoi
were you drunk when you started this thread???
so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Written by: MiG
*smashes a few with a 16lb sledge*
Nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety six green bottles sitting on a wall, Nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety six green bottles sitting on a wall. If one pinkish-fleshtoned MiG was to hit some with a hammer, there'd be Nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety six green bottles sitting on a wall.
so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs