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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
....hanging on the wall, 1 billion green bottles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidnetally fall there'll be nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine green bottles sitting on a wall....

Your turn...

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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
Next person, watch your maths... That last jump up was a direct correlation to the event listed above.

Ayethankyou.

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Bubbles_SILVER Member
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Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
did no-one notice the colour change it bottles?

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=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
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Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I think it was down to one of the bottles containing a highly concentrated psychotropic gas...

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RadzynSILVER Member
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183 posts
Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA


Posted:
*deep breath*
Five hundred and thirteen thousand, seven hundred and ninety three green bottles recovering from an event of astronomical proportions on the wall, five hundred and thirteen thousand, seven hundred and ninety three green b--*head explodes*

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=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
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Posted:
^ taking a further three hundred and seventy five bottles with it...

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MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
Five hundred and thirteen thousand, seven hundred and ninety three green bottles sitting on a wall. Five hundred and thirteen thousand, seven hundred and ninety three green bottles sitting on a wall. And if Radzyn's exploding head happens to hit a few, causing one battle to fall, and through a freak of nature/physics pass through an area of electromagnetic radiation that happens to change its colour, and the colour of the rest of the bottles, there'll be four hundred and seventy six thousand, seven hundred and forty two orange bottles, sitting on the wall.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
My God, you've created a monster...

look at the history on the Wikipedia artical, POI

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poi

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Posted:
and it WILL NOT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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nucleonnewbie
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Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands


Posted:
is that off topic?

so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
no, it was perfectly on topic... some one was playing the bottles of beer game at the bottom of the artical... saw it on the vandalism in progress thread.

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newgabeSILVER Member
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4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
four hundred and seventy six thousand, seven hundred and forty two orange bottles, sitting on the wall. if two get stuffed into fluffy pink and red polka dotted socks and disappear down a cosmic wormhole formed by a speeding hyperloop... there'll be there'll be four hundred and seventy six thousand, seven hundred and forty orange bottles, sitting on the wall.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
four hundred and seventy six thousand seven hundred and forty orange bottles sitting on a wall. And if one tired Birgit with a huge red stickbag should accidentally walk into the room with the four hundred and seventy six thousand seven hundred and forty orange bottles on the wall and hit the wall with the stickbag, there'll be four hundred and seventy six thousand seven hundred and two orange bottles sitting on the wall.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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flidBRONZE Member
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3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
off topic: There were 11,000 free green bottles of beer at the party i went to last night biggrin

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newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
OK so they, as well as flid, were clearly off the wall, (having reverted to green on the way to the party as they were morphically resonating with Midland reality). Leaving four hundred and seventy six thousand seven hundred and twenty nine orange bottles of beer still vulnerably dangling from the wall......
bottles of beer bottles of beer bottles of beer *sung to the Beatles 'number 9 number 9'* beerchug

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


bing!BRONZE Member
i beat my inner child
184 posts
Location: manchester UK


Posted:
four hundred and seventy six thousand seven hundred and two orange bottles sitting on a wall. assuming the time taken to line up all these bottles on the wall was large enough that a few of these bottles actually had time to evolve into a living bottle creature with legs and these bottles used these legs and walked away into the sunset. there would be four hundred and seventy six thousand six hundred and forty seven orange bottles sitting on the wall

--the spark what lit the flame which started the fire that burned forever--


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Hey Bing, what happened to the 27 bottles in between flid's binge and the evolutionary leap? Is they the missing link? Or the missing drink?*rimshot*

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


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Posted:

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NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
but is sooo much fun.....

four hundred and seventy six thousand six hundred and forty seven orange bottles sitting on the wall four hundred and seventy six thousand six hundred and forty seven orange bottles of beer, noddy takes some down as FRD wont feed him there will be four hundred and fourty two thousand seven hundred and eighty two orange bottles left on the wall

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
k I',m confused now, that was a lot of bottles u just glugged eek

NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
yes i was sharing with FRD (the alcaholic that he is)

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
k so where were we?

four hundred and fourty two thousand seven hundred and eighty two orange bottles four hundred and fourty two thousand seven hundred and eighty two orange bottles of beer, curiosity takes one down cos I'm bloody parched there will be four hundred and fourty two thousand seven hundred and eighty one orange bottles left on the wall

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