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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:Bram, ya ok in da House chillah? don't let yo tits be frostbit, bro, don' peak em too early fore da show, ya know. for shizzle!

one more pic ^ up dere now, you can see da fur on da left pillow's all dat's betta, da rest ain't propah cheddah dogg

Whiffle Squeek down dere, y'all get yoself an older bidder do ya biddin or sellin for ya, what u do wit da items ya buy & sell. . .well, cain't really recommend nothin illegal, hear, but generally you property is you property to do as you see is doin da right thing fo you, honey chile v

[ 27 September 2002, 11:50: Message edited by: FireMike ]


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Whiffle Squeek


Whiffle Squeek

addict
Location: Hartford, CT USA

Total posts: 416
Posted::looks back at earlier bidding and wipes brow:

thank goodness im too young for this, it looks painful...


Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!

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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:^^ & ^ ya got dat, Whiffly? (* have a tissue *)

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Nyx:
*storms into Hell'sBells house, interrupting an "anatomy lesson" to give Mike Ginny a lesson in humility and what to do with rubber toys.....*
You've been a baaaad lil' doctor....pozee, my flail- NOW!
*Hiding behind Hels* Hels? Aren't you going to defend your property?

* readies a syringe of phentobarbital *


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:alright, come on now please,

we dont want the merchandise damaged.....


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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:*Does little happy dance*

I'm still in the lead for Bram!!! Hey boyo, can we manage a little chocolate body paint as well as the blue daubings?


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:I think I may still have to keep hold of that Ray fella though, he ain't safe to be let out on his lonesome...

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:starts packing Bram in Bubblewrap to post to Rozi....

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pozee
BRONZE Member since Jul 2001

old hand
Location: san diego, USA

Total posts: 886
Posted:flynt...

what have we done here...


anyone got a light?

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:pozee darling, you suggested it, if i recall correctly

besides, arent you having a loverly time in Nyx's cupboard???

*hugz* just go with it honey, it'll all work out in the end... `


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Nyx


enthusiast
Location: NorCal

Total posts: 385
Posted:quote:I think I may still have to keep hold of that Ray fella though, he ain't safe to be let out on his lonesome...just don't let him drive

"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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pozee
BRONZE Member since Jul 2001

old hand
Location: san diego, USA

Total posts: 886
Posted:yeah,
cupboards are nice and all. its just funny that all this spawned by a couple cooky thoughts from a sleep deprivated night. but hey, ive had a lot of great laughs. but these leather chaps are getting a little uncomfortable...


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Nyx


enthusiast
Location: NorCal

Total posts: 385
Posted:okay peeps, i'm done playing the dom for now...just had a disturbing night at work and I need a hug!
So i started a new job managing yet another restaurant and i find out tonight that just before i started the owner hired this new waitress. well turns out she is my ex-boyfriends new fiancee
He and i lived together for 7 years but i freaked and didn't want to get married and stuff. 4 months after we break up he's with this new chick and 1 year later they're engaged and next week they're off to Jamaica to make it official and stuff. the clincher is that she's very insecure and would go psycho every time she found out we had a conversation (we tried to stay friends at least...we had a life together for 7 years after all!) until finally he stopped speaking to me after she repeatedly called my cell and left psycho-type messages....all this from a 35 year old woman, how pathetic. so now its been like 7 months since i've heard from either of them and now i've gotta work with her! the only good in this situation i can see is that i'm her boss so if she gives me shit i'll make her life hell till she quits. I just can't bear the thought of hearing any sorta stuff like "my husband and i" or even looking at the ring... can anybody please tell me why i have to deal with this shit? am i supposed to be learning something here? and if so, what?
so sorry for the long post and off topic....i really was just gonna bid on smallboy and it just sorta came out! sorry


"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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pozee
BRONZE Member since Jul 2001

old hand
Location: san diego, USA

Total posts: 886
Posted:my lady nyx,
ouch what a bummer. that is definately a tough one to deal with. cant say i can give you any great words of wisom. except come back to california soon. i thought you were planning on moving to SC? not soon enough i guess. well lady, much love and good luck with you situation.



many big burly bear hugs for ya. wish i could do more...


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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:oh sweetling Nyx, i am most sorry to hear that
*bighugehugz* darling, i hope that she quits soon!
Nothing really i can say here, except hang in there, i know that it hurts, just remember you are a better person, if you can walk away without hanging onto that anger and pain...
xoxoxoxxo Much love Nyx!


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Nyx


enthusiast
Location: NorCal

Total posts: 385
Posted:yes. Santa Cruz. June. might be visiting in february to help a friend out with an event he's producing (big rave type thing, will keep everyone informed). man there are sooo many reasons for me to get the hell outa here. hey pozee if i get on the plane tomorrow will you come pick me up?

there is no smilie here which describes my mood right now


"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:pssssssst by the way pozee...

talcum powder honey, it stops the chaffing...


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Nyx


enthusiast
Location: NorCal

Total posts: 385
Posted:on second thought, i have relatives with a resort in Belize...anyone want to meet me down there?

"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Hey Nyx! get your whips and chains, and we'll transport the whole Male HoP Auction down to Belize and have them wait on us hand and foot! `

sound good?


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Nyx


enthusiast
Location: NorCal

Total posts: 385
Posted:Heavenly.
Thanks for your words you two...wow it's practically real time in HoP land tonight!

BTW Flynt, that you on your home page? I like your poetry, it has a lovely flowing quality.


"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:in the authors thing? yeah, thats me, and my poetry, cheers `
*morehugz*
*hugz*hugz*hugz*hugz*hugz*hugz*
*snugglz*snugglz*snugglz*snugglz*
*cuddlz*cuddlz*cuddlz*cuddlz*

ok, i have to stop doing that now, my little finger hurts from typing to many z's


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pozee
BRONZE Member since Jul 2001

old hand
Location: san diego, USA

Total posts: 886
Posted:keys in hand, where and when mistress...

anyone got a light?

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:Hey Nyx, massive

Just make sure you protect your pretty bottom, & only get mad at her for stuff she has done wrong. These psycho-bitches can get nasty & spiteful if only wounded

Poor pet.


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Myst


addict
Location: Oceanside, California, USA

Total posts: 439
Posted:
Non-Https Image Link


DID IT WORK??? probably not


Its about talent, not make up or costumes.

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Myst


addict
Location: Oceanside, California, USA

Total posts: 439
Posted:LOL....IT WORKED....NO I HAVE NO DREADS I use Ice spiker to style my hair...**HUGZ** I had to show you people who havent seen me for a while or havent seen me what I look like...Love ya

-eric


Its about talent, not make up or costumes.

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Nyx


enthusiast
Location: NorCal

Total posts: 385
Posted:hey ya know your piercing matches your shirt? cool...
*4am and Nyx seriusly needs to get some sleep!


"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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pozee
BRONZE Member since Jul 2001

old hand
Location: san diego, USA

Total posts: 886
Posted:the prodigal son returns... again...

you want to make some money than you need to come and see me myst...


anyone got a light?

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Cassandra


Cassandra

Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
Location: Back in Paris... for now !

Total posts: 4224
Posted:Myst is back ? all the girls are going to go again ... those Californian bpoys I swear
Don't bid on him, girls, he is father to a baby boy blue glowstick and the mum is a French member of our Board
Myst : I'll be in San Diego early january , hope to meet you

shine on
cassandra


"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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Helz Bellz
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

lovin' it...
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2444
Posted:quote:Originally posted by MikeGinny:
quote:Originally posted by Nyx:
Somewhere between Pozee's flaming headboard and Bendy's collar and leash I seem to have allowed Mike Ginny to escape my closet ....!Well, you fell asleep. I figured I'd worn you out.

But Hells Bells bought me, fair and square...and I'm enjoying her foot massages right now. That and we're boning up on our anatomy... MikeG - all I can say is Wow! Now I don't want to make all my fellow female Hoppers jealous, but Wow!

Not sure HOW you managed to do THAT, but babes, you can do that again ANY time you like....

I need a lie down now...


Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader

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Myst


addict
Location: Oceanside, California, USA

Total posts: 439
Posted:MUCH LOVE TO MY PEEPS...Pozee...fool, I went to your house tonight..you were at work...grrrrrr....At least I got to talk to amy, been a long time...wink was on the phone with her. YES LADIES, I AM SINGLE, but im not minglling. pozee, Ill hit up a rave with you one day and we'll have some fun..I rave again...WOOOHOO...Hey everyone...

my AIM is MistykOne

dont be shy (this means you especially Cassandra{baby boo})

[ 27 September 2002, 21:26: Message edited by: Myst ]


Its about talent, not make up or costumes.

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