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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:*looks nervous*

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:I bid on MiG...
20 ltrs Paraffin
100 Chocolate bars
1 Extra Large Fluffy Pink Cushion
3 Jars of Nutella
And...
562 hugs. tongue

Beat that if you can


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Don't be nervous, Jon. I'm just saying you're cute. That's a good thing! Just take it as a compliment and go off and be the straight boy you are. hug2

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:hug for Mike.

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:So does this mean UCOF is up for betting on aswell...? ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:I have been perchased before..

I cant remember who won me though...

Does this mean it all null and void?


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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Um i was actually looking back over some of the pages and one page 8 or something you were owned by Rozi... i shall continue looking into it... ubbangel

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Oh found it... page... 14
I own you! ubbangel


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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Pinkyone..

there is no point saying "on page..." as everyone has a differnet number of posts per page shown.

I have 50 posts a page for example..

and apparently....im owned by Adren@line.


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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:*considers putting himself up for auction*

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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stroo
SILVER Member since Feb 2003

stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk

Total posts: 799
Posted:il bid on you bird! 1 packet of skittles...mm...taste the rainbow

Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)


enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA

Total posts: 456
Posted:I still say whiskey tango foxtrot.

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:ok, looks like I'm up for auction then!



For Sale:



1 Minesweeper geek (see Here for details ) with a pechant for working too hard and playing even harder!!



Any advances on a rainbow of taste?

biggrin


EDITED_BY: Bird (1094841997)


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:How about, Bird, a bid of

1 free month internet access from tiscali cd.
A doodle of a sheep that just pee-ed on an electric fence.
A small squashed grape.
1/4 bottle of nail varnish remover

AND

the drawing of my plans to make a poi that blows bubbles as it spins! (for day time use) biggrin


Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:Written by: Skulduggery


A doodle of a sheep that just pee-ed on an electric fence.




I always had my suspicions about you Welsh types wink


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Oops... can you tell my mind is not quite with it? ubbangel It says Here that i own you UCOF tongue And i own Havoc aswell... although he hasn't shown himself for a while!



I bid for bird...

5 packets of skittles

10 ltrs paraffin

562 hugs

And...



Some really, really nice thai chicken soup.


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:oooooooooohhh! Thai Chicken soup! biggrin

and I like the idea of the hugs! biggrin biggrin biggrin


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:So am i winning the bid on Bird so far? hu? hu?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Pink..dont forget today is a saturday therefore, not many people will be at work and able to increase the bid.

You should wait until next friday, at he end of the working week, to establish wether or not you bid has in fact, won.

wink


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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:But aside from that - yes you're winning!

biggrin


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:So has Pink given up on my gorgeous MiG? is she satisfied with UCOF?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:*insert suitably smutty comment here*

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Oh no i am not just satisfied with one... i want them all *insert evil laugh*

Or is that just greedy? Ok i'll let drop my bid for MiG. ubbangel


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:YAY!!!

pucker up MiGgy kiss


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:*puckers as ordered*
kiss


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:So did i win the bid? ubbangel

I've waited a week tongue


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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:hmmmmmmm, I think I might just be in the posession of a pink one, since no other bids have been placed!

biggrin


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Yay anouther slave *insert evil cackle*
...uh i mean.. um...bid won ubbangel


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6086
Posted:*gulp*

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:should we form a list of who is currently owned by who?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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