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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
ubblol nat, that 'long spoon' reference made me giggle so much biggrin

hug kiss

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


TinyPixieSILVER Member
enthusiast
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom


Posted:
heehee! I'm glad someone got it! hug

Matty_BSILVER Member
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom


Posted:
smile I have been bid for - ok auction closes at 16:00 GMT 27/11/2007

BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: TinyPixie



what happened to the nicest sandwich ever?





I'm not built to resist the temptation of such alluring delicacies biggrin



I would like to add to my Wooktastic biddings:

a samurai henchman

Patrick Stewarts voice for yourself (inc. batteries & On/Off switch)

2 Time tickets (day passes to any day in history)

1 lightsaber

and some pretty flowers..



OOoo and a Dime bar/ Daim Bar

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Oooooooh! Patrick Stewart voice?
Tempting, very tempting.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Make it so

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
for Poje I bid

the mastery of 3's
the mane of a rabid watermelon
2 bilnd mice
a home away from home
the secret of making things disappear biggrin
*vanishes*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
So far for Matty B I have bid :
Ok....So far for Matty I have bid:

One butterfly made of fluff
a bucket of water from the indian ocean
a mug of sand
two palm trees
a hidden mountin
three cans of the soft drink of your choice
A home-made pie
33 stickers
a years supply of hugs from yours truely
and two pirate wenchs
Ralf, the liger
A David Bowi wig
a newspaper hat
lots and lots of sweet juicy peaches
a rainbow
the ability to breath under water
15 minutes of ESP to be used at a time of your choosing
two new stars (not yet visible from earth)
a solid gold ant farm (ants not included)
a laser (red)
a weather remote
a rejuvination station
two bottles of water
all the tea in china
a pear tree

and as the auction is ending soon I would like to make the pie a little tastier by adding:

a pencil sharperner
a moonlit evening
a mini plastic chair thing that I THINK is a mobile phone holder
my cup of pennies
the phone on my desk that apparently DOES work, even though there is no dial tone and you cant make or recieve calls ( so I assume it's a magic phone)
the forrest from that film with that guy in
and lots of syrup

biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


_Poiboy_PLATINUM Member
bastard child of satan
1,113 posts
Location: Raanana, Israel


Posted:
no other bids for me? frown

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
you have owned on your sig ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


_Poiboy_PLATINUM Member
bastard child of satan
1,113 posts
Location: Raanana, Israel


Posted:
"I licked it, it's mine" is the reason they own me, I wouldnt mind a 3rd owner smile
not sure if the other 2 would like it though.

BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Awww Poiboi, I've already bid a box of blue rubber bands and the number 12, but I'd like to add (Subject to approval by current owners);

My favourite belt
1 brave little toaster
3"4' of reinforced string
1 octopus with boundary issues
A near limitless supply of uber hugs
and the dark side of the moon

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


TinyPixieSILVER Member
enthusiast
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Hmmm... Patric Stewarts voice eh?? This will be a hard one to follow, but I up my bid to include:

A tin of sardines in a spicy tomato sauce
A head, neck and shoulder massage (long)
The other rainbow glove (worn, lost and then found)
2 pints of perfectly served guiness
3 polar bear cubs (size: small and extra small)
1 silk handkerchief
A belly dance instructional dvd

All this including...!
4 hula hoooping hamsters from Hawaii
An apple crumble (may contain nuts)
A cup of sweet hot chai
A 3inch burlesque dancer
5 all-singing, all-dancing broadway sheep
3 cups of brown sugar
One tiramisu (long spoon included)
3.5 nipple rings
A pair of knitting needles (extra large - enough to skewer cars)
A small hut in the Andes
One rainbow glove (worn)
Three cacti
One warm bagel (filling included)

Juggling Jack FlashGOLD Member
Sneaking
1,207 posts
Location: Free falling through time, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well so far I would have to say that CQ is in the lead for me, I mean, ligers, they're like the coolest creature ever. 'It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.'
That said, a ninja farm... I could have my own ninjas to carry out my secret ninja raids. But the ligers and perspiring cows have it so far.

Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you land among the stars


Matty_BSILVER Member
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom


Posted:
CONGRATULATIONS MISS BLU !

I am now owned.

Especially looking forward to breathing underwater, a mug of sand, a rainbow and some hugs. . .

blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH biggrin

*does happy dance*

I win I win i win !! biggrin biggrin biggrin

*starts pre-licking stamps for item delivery*

*dances some more*

bounce bounce bounce bounce

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
Better up my game..

Already bid for Point Blank;
A pearlescent duvet
half of a black forest gatteau
a horse drawn pumpkin carriage
excalibur
three tablespoons of dust
and a dragonball

I'll add to this..
a technicolour dreamcoat
a mogwai (a nice one)
a 3 foot tall battle droid
and the first dead leaf of every autumn

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
CURSE YOU BOTH BurdA and Tinypixie! I don't know who to pick!
>:(

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Matty_BSILVER Member
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom


Posted:
See if they would be interested in a 50/50 share option ?

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Well done Blu wink

For Poje I up my bid to include.

A racing camel
a remote controlled pheasant
some magic beans
75 used playing cards
and a sentient stick

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Matty_B


See if they would be interested in a 50/50 share option ?


Hells yeah! biggrin

I'm more of a shareholder than an owner anyways, less responsibility.

Tinypixie?

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
I'd be willing to be dually owned. Tinypixie, balls in your court.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
a remote controlled pheasent?!?!?! ohh im excited now. That totally trumped Neon's staff skills :P

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


TinyPixieSILVER Member
enthusiast
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom


Posted:
hello! Oooh, yes, I'm up for sharing smile The more the merrier and all that jazz smile

BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
biggrin
grouphug

Chuffed to bits

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


TinyPixieSILVER Member
enthusiast
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom


Posted:
yay! Group hug indeed grouphug

WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Wooo! I has owners! biggrin
grouphug

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


TinyPixieSILVER Member
enthusiast
394 posts
Location: in the clouds..., United Kingdom


Posted:
yay!! I (jointly) own Wooktastic! weeeeeeeee!!

How much is delivery? Oh, BurdaA, do I get him weekends and holidays?

WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
What do I get fed? 'cause I'm hungry.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Poje


a remote controlled pheasent?!?!?! ohh im excited now. That totally trumped Neon's staff skills :P



I can share mine too if you want biggrin I think he's better at doubles but 2 staffs is sooo 19 yesterday wink 3's where it's at ubblol

I'll even throw in a universal bird adapter and a pair of nickel cadmium rechargeable batteries so you're always ready wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


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