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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include Poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are Poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
I bid 200 jars of nuttella and a gallon of paraffin for Durbs as he has a porsche!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,922 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Hels Bells:


I've had a long day at work, I have an achy neck . Remembering you are the object and you are not to complain or say NO to anything, can I have a massage please? I'll make it worth you're while!


Yes, Mistress.

* grabbing massage oil *

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:


I got some meths.. good for drinking if not spinning.. got some Boric acid as well.. mmm pretty green fire.. I also got some humbugs somewhere.. I'll take the pocket fluff off them first tho ... and I'll see your..
bid of 200 jars of nuttella and a gallon of paraffin AND RAISE YOU..

2 gallons of paraffin (ps the Porche isn't his - sorry Durbs - burst your selling point)

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


SpiralOolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
Pretty please aunty Mind Gap?

the mind gap.old hand
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon


Posted:
ok drome - you can have him

but only if you organize a spanking for me too

wherever you go, there you are.


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
( * puff * pant* )
( * gurgles up from . . . cellar? laundry room? shed? where Jade Lynx. . . *

Durbs, ya got a piccy of your Porsche? bidding for you is goin up the rafters, get us a piccy & we'll blow da roof!

argllolhlllll

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
For Durbs

I dont care stix...

I'll see your bid and raise you..
Some Pink Fluff
10 packets of revels and,
use of my coffee slave (Simian a.k.a. "fluffy")



[ 17 October 2002, 09:18: Message edited by: Pink Poi ]

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
It has been brought to my attention that by a massive over sight on my behalf I missed Mister Vaperloc from the list of available lots. For this i apologise unreservedly.

I shall therefore bring your attention to this fine specimen who can be viewed and perused on page six

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
5,688 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Posted:
Errr, ok so I lied about the Porsche... It is in my drive though

Non-Https Image Link

C'mon - Who could resist

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude


Official HoP Male Auctionhouse, Ltdmember
21 posts
Location: The Official Male HoP Auction!


Posted:
AUCTIONHOUSE MERCHANDISE LOG NOTES

Item #662 Durbs

Catalog description addition:

Ladies,

with an honest face like this ^, who could resist!

Bid this one fast and bid him high, can you imagine what it will be like having him raise his brow. . . again and again and again. . . against your skin?!??!!???? What a bloomin' cute specimen he is! Sure to sell fast, get your bids in quick, while you can!

Oh, and here's a hint: he'd love you to bid a Porsche ride. . .

~ the Executive Auctioneer pro tem and Staff The Official Home Of Poi Male Auctionhouse


Jade Lynxmember
239 posts
Location: Laguna Beach, but i live in Denver, Colo, USA


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by FreMke:
( * pant * )

done moistening every little finger what's your heart's desire next?



( * pant * )

hufffffrrrrlll

oh, yeah, YES I LOVE YOUR FINGERNAILS

YES YES STOP NO STOP YES

( * collapse * )

*big wicked grin*

uh-HUH...
wait'll i get in the same time zone with the sweet tiger...

We haven't even started with the teeth yet...

We got the MikeZ in the house, woot!Glue the ham, hat baby!


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Jade Lynx:



We haven't even started with the teeth yet...

oh, oh

teeth!

oh, ah, uh - - - - owwoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


SpiralOolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire


Posted:
You hear that drome?
Aunty James has verified the sale!

I'm sold!

dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
Wicked! My very own never ending Spiral!

*feeling chuffed*



Drome

I had to edit twice...

JUGGLEwithyourmind!


dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
I hope no one really noticed...
lol

JUGGLEwithyourmind!


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Noticed what? What did i miss?

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by dromepixie:
[QB]Wicked! My very own never ending Spiral![QB]
DUH make three edits!

Your very own drome I should say I was the one who was being auctioned, no? confused?!?

Drome ?! ?!

JUGGLEwithyourmind!


dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
I give up! I cannot make decent looking posts right now...

JUGGLEwithyourmind!


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
thanx, DromePixie, i am walking in peace now, happy trails to you & Spiral as we say Out West, watchin ya trollop into da sunset. . .

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
FIVE HUNDRED POSTS!

*takes a bow*

Thankyou! Thankyou to all you wonderful studs and ladybuyers who have helped to make this Auction a riproaring success!

I'd like to thank my Second in Charge, FireMike, you have been invaluable. Your timely updates, and excellent information on all the young men here, has really helped this place run smoothly!

And our Tally Counter, C@ntus, your service to this Auction has been wonderful! We'd like to express our gratitude to you, for taking over a time consuming task... its Much appreciated!

*walks off blowing kisses to the audience....*

*collapses in a fit of giggles....* heheehe

sorry folks, just couldnt resist ` xoxoxox

*tucks Kuro under her arm and wanders off*

Currently on the right side up of the world.


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
Congratulations, Boss!

& here's CHEERS to all of us in the Official Home Of Poi Male Auctionhouse!

FREE CHAMPAGNE FOR EVERYONE (except BurningByron, he can have WHATEVER HE WANTS!)

( * pops cork up to the ceiling over the arena, sends out rented Chippendales and ManPowerAustralia waiters to serve guests, and Playboy Bunnies to serve Male Items * )

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
"i love i love my 501's five - oh - wuuuuuuuuns. . ."

and here's to that sometimes stealthy daddy of da House who kicked it off with Boss, chief stud in Nyx's closet, pozee! (where he be, we could be getting much platinum for his ass in an Anniversary Jubilee sale!)

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:


thats not too bad a notion there Mikie....

Currently on the right side up of the world.


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
Bids for the delightful 'easy on the eye' Durbs

The previous bid lot still stands..
A couple of hairy nosed wombats (coz they are cute)
And a big plate of frites and mayonaise..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
( * snitches one of the frites * )

well, a plate minus one fry, Stix, but for this one i'll tell everyone out loud, hey, they're really good!

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Raises the bid for Durbs..
Aswell as what has been put before...

10 litres of Chocolate milkshake
Pink Pillow
A big Blanket

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
Belgiun frites - the best in the world - do you knot this world is soo small - Durbs and I went to the same school when we were young.. but not at the same time.. in Belgium!

Any way - the bidding is hotting up huh my lovely Pink Lady! Let me think ok I'm up against alot of nutella and some lovely fluffy stuff oh AND a pink pillow! Don't know if I can out bid that - it's pretty steep!

Ok here we go.. I raise you - three 'fuzzy feet' in varying shades of pink (honest they are stuck to my PC screen) and a cactus in a Scoobie Doo pot.. err roll of loo roll (looks around wildly to see what else is on my desk) oh yes Ha Ha beat this... two 'livingstones' (old Cornwall legend) (resin rocks with cute faces on) Ok I am willing to include in the bid the new and recently married Tyrone & Simone Livingstone..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Stix... Oh thats a hardy to beat!
OK i'll raise...
*looks around also for things to bid*

Some nail Varnish remover in a pink box
A mr Perfect pen
A pink fluffy "huggables" dog, and...
2 pink bracelets

(i know it's all pink mostly...but that's all i own are pink things!)

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
eer eer (gettin paniky now!) errr

two paper clips...
PINK post-its..
bottle of Eucalyptus essential oil (very head clearing)

oh yeah one of those little rubber fingertip thingies that helps you turn pages..

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
ok..
Looks around hopelessly at what hasn;t already bid

A yellow floppy disk
A orange and pink eraser
A used tube ticket dating 4th September
Some lip balm..mint flavour
And some cadburys chocolate eclairs

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


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