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 Written by: TinyPixie



what happened to the nicest sandwich ever?





I'm not built to resist the temptation of such alluring delicacies



I would like to add to my Wooktastic biddings:

a samurai henchman

Patrick Stewarts voice for yourself (inc. batteries & On/Off switch)

2 Time tickets (day passes to any day in history)

1 lightsaber

and some pretty flowers..



OOoo and a Dime bar/ Daim Bar

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic� �

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic� �

for Poje I bid

the mastery of 3's
the mane of a rabid watermelon
2 bilnd mice
a home away from home
the secret of making things disappear
*vanishes*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

So far for Matty B I have bid :
Ok....So far for Matty I have bid:

One butterfly made of fluff
a bucket of water from the indian ocean
a mug of sand
two palm trees
a hidden mountin
three cans of the soft drink of your choice
A home-made pie
33 stickers
a years supply of hugs from yours truely
and two pirate wenchs
Ralf, the liger
A David Bowi wig
a newspaper hat
lots and lots of sweet juicy peaches
a rainbow
the ability to breath under water
15 minutes of ESP to be used at a time of your choosing
two new stars (not yet visible from earth)
a solid gold ant farm (ants not included)
a laser (red)
a weather remote
a rejuvination station
two bottles of water
all the tea in china
a pear tree

and as the auction is ending soon I would like to make the pie a little tastier by adding:

a pencil sharperner
a moonlit evening
a mini plastic chair thing that I THINK is a mobile phone holder
my cup of pennies
the phone on my desk that apparently DOES work, even though there is no dial tone and you cant make or recieve calls ( so I assume it's a magic phone)
the forrest from that film with that guy in
and lots of syrup

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

you have owned on your sig

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic� �

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

*does happy dance*

I win I win i win !!

*starts pre-licking stamps for item delivery*

*dances some more*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic� �

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

Well done Blu

For Poje I up my bid to include.

A racing camel
a remote controlled pheasant
some magic beans
75 used playing cards
and a sentient stick

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

 Written by: Matty_B


See if they would be interested in a 50/50 share option ?


Hells yeah!

I'm more of a shareholder than an owner anyways, less responsibility.

Tinypixie?

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic� �

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

Chuffed to bits

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic� �

Wooo! I has owners!

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

 Written by: Poje


a remote controlled pheasent?!?!?! ohh im excited now. That totally trumped Neon's staff skills :P



I can share mine too if you want I think he's better at doubles but 2 staffs is sooo 19 yesterday 3's where it's at

I'll even throw in a universal bird adapter and a pair of nickel cadmium rechargeable batteries so you're always ready

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

 Written by: TinyPixie


yay!! I (jointly) own Wooktastic! weeeeeeeee!!

How much is delivery? Oh, BurdaA, do I get him weekends and holidays?


Good with me except when there's an eclipse, then he's mine

 Written by: Wooktastic


What do I get fed? 'cause I'm hungry.


I'm afraid all I have is a rhubarb and apple crumble... There's custard too!! Sensational.. care for some?

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic� �