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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Goddess_Of_Pyre


member
Location: Michigan, USA

Total posts: 107
Posted:Fire Fire Pyre..whatever..Its ALL good
I highly recommend shaving before hand though
(EWG)


And all my days are trances And all my nightly dreamsAre where thy gray eye glances And where thy footstep gleams-In what ethereal dances By what eternal streams. Edgar Allan PoeThe prophet is a fool and the religious man is fucking mad, and for the multitude of your sense and your inequity, and the great hatred......NANCY BOY

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Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:no no no. I mean as in fire like ouch burny hot poi fire, or internal "fire"

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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Spiral


Spiral

Oolering Man
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

Total posts: 729
Posted:you'll probably have to ask the mind gap or c@ntus how much someone will have to pay for me. I'm fully housetrained too, so thats a bonus.
And I was under the impression C@ntus put me up for sale anyways.

Hmmmmm and you might want a more up to date picture of the stock your selling.....

[ 09 October 2002, 22:52: Message edited by: Spiral ]


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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:The good thing about being free, little cute Bran-boy, is that you get to go & play with little fun persons such as that gorgeous Goddess of Pyre.

I think I am going to have to set my harem free. Love all you boys, but I think I prefer you roaming, like free range chooks, not cooped up in my little limo. It keeps you interesting.

However if you would like to drop in on me at any point in time, say the word


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:word

whats up with all the limitations?

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Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:*falls from out of nowhere* I forget what the word is?

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:The word is "word", man didnt they tell you nuthin before you were auctioned off?!!

You say " word ", now practice it.


whats up with all the limitations?

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THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE


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Location: London

Total posts: 192
Posted:word

I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa

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Jade Lynx


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Location: Laguna Beach, but i live in De...

Total posts: 239
Posted:quote:Originally posted by FireMike:
Jade Lynx! get those Denver spurs on quick, but only set them to a titillating light graze, ok?Darlin', i don't need spurs, that's why the lady gave me fingernails...


We got the MikeZ in the house, woot!Glue the ham, hat baby!

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:As long as my master feeds me and waters me and lets me sleep on her lap I will be happy

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Goddess_Of_Pyre


member
Location: Michigan, USA

Total posts: 107
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Bram:
no no no. I mean as in fire like ouch burny hot poi fire, or internal "fire"The internal flames are always the best , but I actually also meant external fire torture. It's harmless actually, but to someone who's aroused by the idea of the warmth of a flame passing closely by the skin while blindfolded it's a huge weird rush..however I DO NOT recommend it unless you know what your doing..otherwise HUGE disaster!!! It's just merely about the power change and how some are mentally as well as psychically aroused by the power exchange, which in of it's self is an enterly different subject


And all my days are trances And all my nightly dreamsAre where thy gray eye glances And where thy footstep gleams-In what ethereal dances By what eternal streams. Edgar Allan PoeThe prophet is a fool and the religious man is fucking mad, and for the multitude of your sense and your inequity, and the great hatred......NANCY BOY

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Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:ummmm.... my magic word isn't word. It is bippityboppityboo

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:You really are from the moon arent you!!!!

No, no, Im serious, whats the weather like there?


whats up with all the limitations?

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Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:very dry all year round

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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Goddess_Of_Pyre


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Location: Michigan, USA

Total posts: 107
Posted:I'll answer to almost anything except the *B* and *C* word....and some one said "word" up to me I'd most likely send him to grammer school.....LOL

Now you wanna get my attension just purrr in my ear


And all my days are trances And all my nightly dreamsAre where thy gray eye glances And where thy footstep gleams-In what ethereal dances By what eternal streams. Edgar Allan PoeThe prophet is a fool and the religious man is fucking mad, and for the multitude of your sense and your inequity, and the great hatred......NANCY BOY

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Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:*purr*

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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swiftythefireguy


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Location: abbotsford , bc canada

Total posts: 61
Posted:ta da !(crashes through door) here i am tall swift and cool ,this cold and frozen wastland is dangerous. after digging through the ice to find food me and nantUk had to build and igloo to protect our selves from polar bears and flying hockey pucks but i made it, now im alone nantuk was not so lucky he was attacked by the great moose i escaped narrowly thanks to a flying squirrel who picked me little guy saved my life ! yeah so now that im here who wants to come for dinner and bring lots of nuttela heard its great with squirrel

swift out


dont ever ask me whta time it is ?where are we? or are we there yet? because the time is now!we here !and we wil never be there !

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the mind gap.


the mind gap.

old hand
Location: Brigadoon

Total posts: 829
Posted:it appears that certain people have been offering for sale items that they do not own, specifically item 1261 - spiral.
as you well know, cantus, this piece is an integral part of 61 junction road concerned with cooking, cleaning, making lots of noise and passing out after drinking cider. any loss of such would be reflected in the general state of said address (as amphetamine annie is currently unable to do any cleaning due to a need to carry out general repairs and d.i.y. coupled with a desire to keep the irishman away from the drill).

it is therefore with regret that item 1261 - spiral, must be withdrawn from this auction on the grounds of illegal entry. all complaints should be made out in writing to cantus (coz he seems to like wasting his time reading stuff on the internet)


wherever you go, there you are.

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:I must object. If you persuse Spiral's Intro thread, you will infact discover that upon being asked permission, Spiral himself has said he would like to be included.
therefore i do hereby decree that item 1261 is still currently available for bidding.
Thankyou.


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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the mind gap.


the mind gap.

old hand
Location: Brigadoon

Total posts: 829
Posted:hmmm....

anyone want to come and live in sheffield - you've got to be able to cook


wherever you go, there you are.

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the mind gap.


the mind gap.

old hand
Location: Brigadoon

Total posts: 829
Posted:coz i can't

wherever you go, there you are.

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:I can cook.....and iron, vacuum, operate a washing machine & tumble dryer, dishwasher, etc, I'm quite domesticated!!

Does this raise my value at all?


whats up with all the limitations?

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swiftythefireguy


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Location: abbotsford , bc canada

Total posts: 61
Posted:i can do all that and swifer

dont ever ask me whta time it is ?where are we? or are we there yet? because the time is now!we here !and we wil never be there !

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Goddess_Of_Pyre


member
Location: Michigan, USA

Total posts: 107
Posted:Ok..I'll bid on whoever knows any HTML, php, Ubb, XTML, or flash programming..so I can put him to work for his keep

And all my days are trances And all my nightly dreamsAre where thy gray eye glances And where thy footstep gleams-In what ethereal dances By what eternal streams. Edgar Allan PoeThe prophet is a fool and the religious man is fucking mad, and for the multitude of your sense and your inequity, and the great hatred......NANCY BOY

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:um Kuro, you are already mine sweetling. and im not selling you off to anyone, sorry.

Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Official HoP Male Auctionhouse, Ltd


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Location: The Official Male HoP Auction!

Total posts: 21
Posted:AUCTION HOUSE IMPORTANT REQUEST

All Patrons & Male Items!

please go to

THIS THREAD


to vote or give your opinion on an important Male Auctionhouse matter affecting us all!

Tell us who you would like as Senior Bid Director, deciding who has the winning bid! We have an excellent, well-beloved candidate we'd like you to meet there, right now!


~ the Executive Auctioneer pro tem and Staff The Official Home of Poi Male Auctionhouse

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:As I work here now does that mean I have to read the damn thing as well?

J/K

If you withdraw Liam then I'm putting you up for auction Aunty James - be warned. Just watch . . .

Ladies, MInd gap is extremely cute young gent, very quiet, polite and charming with a wry little grin. He may not cook but his sense of humour will win any heart and you'll soon forget all thoughts of eating.


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:OK. In my new official capacity as Senior Director of Bids, Official HoP Male Actionhouse, I have carefully sifted through the minutes of the previous bidding war and have come up with the following conclusions.

Gents already sold are as follows:Pozee - bought by NyxMaster Sodium - winning bid from RoziFalloutboy - Rozi (again)THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE - Pink Poi (despite her trying to give him to Rozi)Havoc - Pink PoiKurobei - Officially bought by Cassandra later rescued by FlyntRaymund Phule - Rozi (anyone see a pattern forming?)Bram - Adren@lineMike Ginny - Hels Bels (still legal owner despite her recent ansense)SmallBoy - withdrawn from sale after private bid from mysterious phone bidderMaximus - PeleFire Mike - Jade LynxThis leaves the following men on the market:-DurbsSpiralMystParadic ArsonistBurningByronswiftythefireguyThe house is unsure as to the status of these items:The Mind Gap - tendered by myselfSpanky - another marine (for those ladies who love a man in uniform .. .Bendy - being fought over currently by Jade Lynx and the sometime feminine KyrianWhiffle Squeek - this name has been whispered previously in the auction house although no sightings of the item have been madeThank you for your time and patience.


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:So glad I worked hard on this. Now that everyone is ignoring the damn thread.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:never fear, Director! tomorrow we'll send notices to all the parties involved. . . from the clerk's office, you rest from your fine labors.

Terrific damn job, C@ntus!

Give us one more thing this round, the actual winning bids for the best few you saw, like "Charles (INFERNO) - sold to HotCoalBrandingWitch for 50,000 strokes of firewhip, 47-CD collection of electrogoth torture tracks, & 200 feet of 2" kevlar salved with 8 jars of nutella to recover with" . . . give us some of the Best Bids - or mention some losers which were just outstanding, for fun, wouldja?

wonderful, we'll get the Patrons back after resting from Earthdance all over the world. did you get to go to one?

~ Mike


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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