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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


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Kurobei
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Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:Not sure mate but Gerbils are ALWAYS good!!!
There's something strangely satisfying about a Gerbil........

Might even auction myself here too but not sure who the proceeds would go to if there are any!!!

Any bids? No?

okay, I see I'll have to appeal to the masses, um...<thinks: i wonder what it would be like to be a man-made satelite 150 miles above the earth......unthinks>

Okay...loveable, very cuddly 23 yr old with an obsession for watching ice cream melt on delicate female skin. Likes most dairy products and has a penache for the martial arts so VERY flexible!!
Spinning things on fire intrigue me immensely and I play a variety of instruments with something called a band (?). Willing to be loveably puppy-dog type and spend nights in snuggling but when not knackered of my tits will also go out and make a fool of himself in any major venue!!!
Please apply within........ROAR

Thank you for your time, please come again.


whats up with all the limitations?

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Cassandra
Cassandra

Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Member Since: 8th Jun 2001
Total posts: 4224
Posted:Hmmmmm. HOP guys are pricelesss all of them
Ill offer 10 000 crepes with nutella, million hugs and smiles, French forgs snuggles and giggles, 1046 bubbles of soap, 10 jars of fairy dust just to spend on day with each and everyone of them playing and chatting

Shine on
Cassandra


"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:*see's her bids are being outdone*

Ok i bid... 50 jars of nutella...30 of marmite.... 30 litres of paraffin...10 hugs ... 20 kisses.... and ....some pink fluffy slippers!


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Rozi
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:One clarification - UCOF - what order would you like the kiss, cuddle & spanking to be in?

Okay, the bidding is getting interesting now grrls.

Making a bid for the entire crew, it is time to up the stakes. I bid:

a pair of knee high socks (black with multi-coloured stars) a prized "naive/evian" logo Tshirt two bruises caused by electroglo poi5 x
and10 x
(If anyone would like to form a bidding cartel with me, please send me a pm. I would like to stipulate that in the splitting of the spoils I get Ray & FalloutBoy, & I will fight you for UCOF )


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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Ok i bid

100 jars of nuttella
100 jars marmite
100 litres parraffin
100 hugs
100 kisses
1 pair pink fluffy slippers
1 bottle pink nail varnish
and...
a pink barbie pen


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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:I think Cass is WAY ahead of everyone else at the moment!!!

whats up with all the limitations?

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pozee
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Location: san diego
Member Since: 27th Jul 2001
Total posts: 886
Posted:steps in shmoozes for higher bids and leaves...

anyone got a light?

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Well ontop off all above that i put i bid...

pink fluffy leg warmers
pink spikey shoes
bag full of wirewool
couple of hundred yards of kevlar
20 glowsticks and a set of electro glows


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Rozi
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:Combined bid from Rozi & Pink Poi

pink fluffy leg warmers
pink spikey shoes
bag full of wirewool
couple of hundred yards of kevlar
20 glowsticks and a set of electro glows
100 jars of nutella
100 jars marmite
100 litres parraffin
100 hugs
100 kisses
1 pair pink fluffy slippers
1 bottle pink nail varnish
and...
a pink barbie pen
a pair of knee high socks (black with multi-coloured stars)
a prized "naive/evian" logo Tshirt
two bruises caused by electroglo poi
5,000 x
and
10,000 x

And, we see Cassandra's crepes, and raise her a swimming pool of chocolate fudge icecream with brandy cherries...


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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:Oh thanks rozi! arent i as good as the rest! thanks a load!

ps cuddle, spanking, kiss


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Rozi
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:quote: (If anyone would like to form a bidding cartel with me, please send me a pm. I would like to stipulate that in the splitting of the spoils I get Ray & FalloutBoy, & I will fight you for UCOF )
Honey, I was certain I would get the other two, but you I knew I would have to fight for!!!


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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:Oooooooo, that's gonna be hard to beat and I'm leaning towards Rozi & Pink Poi at the moment...

Say, who gets all this stuff anyway, I could sure use 10,000 hugz!!!!

I'm on special offer!!!


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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:ta star!

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Havoc
Havoc
Location: London
Member Since: 10th Sep 2002
Total posts: 168
Posted:*runs in, steals UCOF, and attempts to get away*

you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!

Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!

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Raphael96
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Location: New York City
Member Since: 8th Sep 2002
Total posts: 899
Posted:Now this is a crazy thread!



Raph


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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:runs after Havoc..
"oi no fare....thats Rozi's"


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Rozi
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:yay!!! We are in the lead!!! Who has the hammer & is going to do that "going, going, gone..." bit?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:HELP HELP IM BEING OPPRESSED! come see the violence inheriting the system!

oh..hang on...this is nice..this vibrations in the running are causing me to be excited! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! bump..ouch..fucker...you dropped me


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Havoc
Havoc
Location: London
Member Since: 10th Sep 2002
Total posts: 168
Posted:*is tap tackled by pink poi, and looses UCOF, but still gets off with the pink leg warmers!*

you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!

Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:* jumps onto Havoc and twists his arm..*

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Havoc
Havoc
Location: London
Member Since: 10th Sep 2002
Total posts: 168
Posted:*finds he quite enjoys being jumped on by pink poi, and is too astounded to prevent her nicking the leg warmers back... but at the price of her left sock!*

you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!

Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!

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Rozi
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:Quick, someone close the bidding before Havoc makes off with all the booty...

*runs over to help Pink Poi pin down Havoc, meanwhile keeping an eye open for that sneaky Cassandra*


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:* hops back to the auction on the leg with the sock remaining...gives back the Leg warmers and UCOf then goes and runs back after havoc to regain her lost sock*

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Havoc
Havoc
Location: London
Member Since: 10th Sep 2002
Total posts: 168
Posted:*finds himself rather stuck... but still in possession of a left sock!*

you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!

Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!

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Rozi
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:Alright, looks like we are going to have to replace the sock part of our bid with a pair of knee high lace up purple doc martens with really really chunky soles...

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What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:*grabs havoc's sock and shoe and runs away*

ha! see....
*then she starts to smell the stench coming from the shoe and drops the shoe and sock on the floor and runs back after Havoc*


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Rozi
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:*jumps up & down excitably*

Have we won yet, have we won yet?


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

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Havoc
Havoc
Location: London
Member Since: 10th Sep 2002
Total posts: 168
Posted:*having lost shoes and socks, decides that one of pink poi's socks is not enough, picks up pink poi, and starts running*

you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!

Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:* starts screaming and kicking*

ahhh get me down get me down


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Rozi
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:*Takes advantage of the situation, gathers together Ray, UCOF, FallOutBoy, Pozee, Master Sodium, AlienFox & any others, & heads for the door with a smile on her face*

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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