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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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SNOOPoi
SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
Member Since: 13th Jun 2002
Total posts: 3380
Posted:also i would like to bid my penguins
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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:wow penguins
i'll wait till tomorow incase you offer me more then if no one else offers me something better (dobt it) i'm yours smile


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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SNOOPoi
SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
Member Since: 13th Jun 2002
Total posts: 3380
Posted:*sits thinking of more things to bid*


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you can have my cats. they don't like to be away from my penguins smile


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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:i'm growing a zoo i already had cats horses and dogs
got anything else? hug


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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SNOOPoi
SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
Member Since: 13th Jun 2002
Total posts: 3380
Posted:
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this is my panther. she's called midnight. i am very sad to have to let this go. can i visit her sometimes?


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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:course you can infact keep her
i'm yours
*i officialy sell myself to SNOOPoi


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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SNOOPoi
SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
Member Since: 13th Jun 2002
Total posts: 3380
Posted:yayy! i am an owner! woo hoo! i've ever been one of those before! ubblol

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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:neither have i
i'll treatb you well if you treat me well


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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SNOOPoi
SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
Member Since: 13th Jun 2002
Total posts: 3380
Posted:of course i will treat you well. in fact i will treat you excellently! i will be the best owner ever. you can have whatever you want...

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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Dixie
Dixie

old hand
Location: Darkest Bedford.
Member Since: 5th Mar 2005
Total posts: 740
Posted:Mad.

Important Notice.
Can be found elsewhere.

This signiture has malfunctioned and can currently display no information. This matter will be rectified shortly.

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Kyrian
Dreamer
Location: York, England
Member Since: 15th Mar 2002
Total posts: 4308
Posted:I'd like to make a request. I want a someone to step up and help me make a purchase. The ideal man is:

Rational.
Enjoys dancing.
Likes children, and raising them.
Is ok with changing a lot of diapers (cause i don't want too!).
Cleans more than 50% of the house with a limited amount of grumbling.
Particuarly the dishes.
Can call the doctors office on his own.
Is athletic-ish.
Is not terribly hairy.
Does not have boobs.
Cooks at least passable food, because I can't.
Cares about his health.
Likes animals.
Enjoys travelling.
Has some maturity, at least some of the time.
Is ok with not being in charge all of the time.
Knows how to handle money OR is ok with not handling it.
Doesn't care how much my singing sucks.
Loves to play games. (Board, card, hide & go seek, etc. ... not "with people")
Are there any canidates?


Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:*still wonidering if hes gunna get any more bids

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lauz the caterpilla
lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...
Member Since: 18th May 2005
Total posts: 2443
Posted:ok the next male that goes up for auction i offer

a pirate ship
a magical poi set
love affection and compassion hehe
a unicorn (you can choose which one you want)
my gold pencil crayon
millions of sweets
can use my bed room freely as they wish and my bed
and can be horible to me and i wont moan at you wink hug ubblove kiss


Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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Shu
Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)
Member Since: 19th Apr 2005
Total posts: 538
Posted:okay...

so..



i'm up for auction!



all proceeds to be donated to the Starfish Charity


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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lauz the caterpilla
lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...
Member Since: 18th May 2005
Total posts: 2443
Posted:my bid goes for shu

i also bid my giant rock!


Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:isnt a giant rock a bolder?

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:For Shu I bid

A cannon
5 litres of water
A green bucket
Yellow shoe-laces(extra long)
My tv remote controller
6 pirates (complete with one shoulder parrot)
and a small planet (of your choice)


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Are you still up for auction Linden?
I've got some more stuff here to bid.


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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lauz the caterpilla
lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...
Member Since: 18th May 2005
Total posts: 2443
Posted:i also bid pretty french maids that will ride on the pirate ship too

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:yea im still up for bidding biggrin

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Shu
Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)
Member Since: 19th Apr 2005
Total posts: 538
Posted:oooo....
i'm liking this!


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:ok, for linden

100 feet of copper wire
some blue tack
a hammer
a phoenix feather
6 green bottles
an invisibility cloak
Two stars (of your choice)
18 super-soakers
a life-time supply of balloons
Dorothy's red slippers
6 forks with bubble-detail handles
An island in the south pacific
and a mango


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:lol biggrin

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:For Shu... adding to list

A hoola-hoop
A 100000 man tent
A bic lighter (almost out of gas)
a dragon egg
and a free sample of colgate toothpaste


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:is Noddy for sale? oo and Fine_Rabid_Dog

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lauz the caterpilla
lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...
Member Since: 18th May 2005
Total posts: 2443
Posted:frd is sold noddy's my owner but he's not up lol

i bid for shu everything that shu wants


Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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Shu
Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)
Member Since: 19th Apr 2005
Total posts: 538
Posted:ooo this is so tempting...

but it's so difficult...

i'm libran... so choices kill me!

normally i would not think about it and just choose!

but for the starfish kids... lets see what else pops up...

Lauz... it's not for me!


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:so who hasnt been sold then? or is there a possibility of partnerships? The business term guys

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lauz the caterpilla
lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...
Member Since: 18th May 2005
Total posts: 2443
Posted:well for frd erm business terms you'd have to speak to pigeon wigeon,

i can just tell noddy to put him self up for auction tomorrow.



i know its not for you shu but you could give everything you want to the starfish children and they can everything they want aswell and i will buy atlantis for them and they can live their and own it and i bid a large submarine for you to be able to visit the starfish children!


Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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Shu
Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN)
Member Since: 19th Apr 2005
Total posts: 538
Posted:erm...
i'm still up for auction... remember the proceeds are for the [url:http://www.starfishcharity.org/]starfish[/url] kids!

defent the parameters of these partnerships please curiosity toastied the cat


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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