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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Masked52
Masked52

member
Location: Kiwi land sounds great!
Member Since: 13th Jun 2007
Total posts: 83
Posted:94 pages and you're still on topic. eek



Wow, there's not even a word that could describe how incredible that is.


Fire eaters are the most conceited people. Especially when they're on fire. "Help me, save me, put me out, me, me, me..."

-Paolo the Fire Eater

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Matty_B
Matty_B

veteran
Location: Blu's Pocket
Member Since: 16th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1314
Posted:I've been here awhile, this thread has quite for awhile...

So I guess the only thing to do is auction myself....

27 yr old, poi spinner, likes sports, bit short 5'7", bit of a geek, likes hugs


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_Poiboy_
_Poiboy_

bastard child of satan
Location: Raanana, Israel
Member Since: 12th Jan 2004
Total posts: 1113
Posted:I guess I'll auction myself too

16.5 years old, likes poi, staff, computers, boobies and hugs.

any bidders?


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:I'm bidding EVERYTHING on Matty! ubblove

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Point_Blank
Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time
Member Since: 9th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1207
Posted:Puts self up for auction
on offer
somewhat talented contact juggler, magician, fire dancer and juggler juggle
spent several months on tour with Cirque du Soleil (Varekai)
6ft short
capable of putting together primary school plays
is prone to what sober alcoholics refer to as a 'moment of clarity'ubbloco
makes some very tasty pizzas and a couple of nice chicken dishes
a good sense of humour
in the first HoP Calendar as the only entry from NZ biggrin
dual citizenship for the UK and NZ (can easily be imported)
and a funny red nose ubbrollsmile

Let the auction begin, whoooo


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Owned by clarence_quack

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:OOOOOOOOhhhhh biggrin

For Matty B I bid:

One butterfly made of fluff
a bucket of water from the indian ocean
a mug of sand
two palm trees
a hidden mountin
three cans of the soft drink of your choice
A home-made pie
33 stickers
a years supply of hugs from yours truely
and two pirate wenchs

smile


For Poiboy I bid:
thirteen smurfs
a jam sandwhich
a handful of earth
An olive grove
and some plastic boobs

For Point Blank I bid:
A pot of soup
a snowboard on monstertruck wheels
15 Minutes of ESP to be used whenever you see fit in your life
and a bunch of white roses (used)


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:I'm gonna go up here I think.

Wooktastic.

5'10"
weighing about 11 stone

long dark hair, brown eyes and three and a half nipples

I spin rope dart, staff, scythe and sword. I am the grand master of high velocity bullshit. Good at making [censored] and very outdoorsy, tans if you turn the bloody kitchen light on. Covered in inexplicable scars.
I'm a writer, an actor, a sculptor, an archer, a spinner and a bowyer. I'm ridiculously puppy like.My yawn sounds like Chewbacca, hence the username.


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:for wooktastic i kick off the bidding with;

a ball of wool........thats big enough to crush cars.


"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:For wooktastic I bid
4 werthers originals and a vhs copy of guesthouse paradiso

For Poiboy...
a box of blue rubber bands and the number 12


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Ahh.. go on, I'll bid:
a lifetime's supply of paper cranes, (you get a wish for evey 1000, according to Japanese tradition, apparently)
an elaborately carved wombat, made of cake,
a small, yellow, plastic haddock
a Canadian 1 cent piece,
and the deeds for the word 'this'.

for Point_Blank.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:For matty B I Bid

A house made of cake
4.5 packs of cards
the secret of the everlasting noodle
some invisible cardboard
a bottomless beer bottle
waterproof rizla
a snake that can salsa and 15 asssorted highlighters

for point blank I bid

A ketchup cow
16 nervous teachers
a capstan
4 invisible paperclips
a bucket of lemon jelly
some klatchian coffee

wink Hey blu


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:wave Mynci biggrin

So far for Matty I have bid:

One butterfly made of fluff
a bucket of water from the indian ocean
a mug of sand
two palm trees
a hidden mountin
three cans of the soft drink of your choice
A home-made pie
33 stickers
a years supply of hugs from yours truely
and two pirate wenchs

I up that bid to include:

Ralf, the liger
A David Bowi wig AND
a newspaper hat!

biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:For the weird smelly guy also known as point blank, I bid:

One tree,
Three lygers,
Two miniature rhinos,
Six perspiring cows,
One mystery box,
A duckling,
Two wooden doors,
An old Holden Ute,
and a shoe box full of tiny mouse-shaped hats.


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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TinyPixie
TinyPixie

enthusiast
Location: in the clouds...
Member Since: 19th Apr 2006
Total posts: 394
Posted:For matty B I bid:

One hammock (large)
Three nuns on LSD
One purple cloud
Two green biros (used)
6 small elves
6 small elf hats
A cup of tea
300 hugs from Nat


For Wooktastic I bid:

3.5 nipple rings
A pair of knitting needles (extra large - enough to skewer cars)
A small hut in the Andes
One rainbow glove (worn)
Three cacti
One warm bagel (filling included)


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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:For Point Blank I'd like to bid the following;

A pearlescent duvet
half of a black forest gatteau
a horse drawn pumpkin carriage
excalibur
three tablespoons of dust
and a dragonball


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Right.. I have already bid

a lifetime's supply of paper cranes,
an elaborately carved wombat, made of cake,
a small, yellow, plastic haddock
a Canadian 1 cent piece,
and the deeds for the word 'this'.

for Point_Blank,
I'll up that to include

2 chickens that change colour in the rain,
one himalayan foothill, shaped like a foot, (resident yeti included)
one homemade cookie
and a Ninja farm.

And for Wooktastic (I really can't stay away from the Wookies)
A lemon meringue pie,
2 turtle doves,
the seed of a new universe,
and a bucket of water.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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TinyPixie
TinyPixie

enthusiast
Location: in the clouds...
Member Since: 19th Apr 2006
Total posts: 394
Posted:I see your lemon meringue pie, turtle doves in duplicate, seed for new universe and bucket of water and raise you:

5 all-singing, all-dancing broadway sheep
3 cups of brown sugar
One tiramisu (long spoon included)

Plus the aforementioned:
3.5 nipple rings
A pair of knitting needles (extra large - enough to skewer cars)
A small hut in the Andes
One rainbow glove (worn)
Three cacti
One warm bagel (filling included)


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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:"3.5 nipple rings"

ubblol

Any way of attaching fire?


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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TinyPixie
TinyPixie

enthusiast
Location: in the clouds...
Member Since: 19th Apr 2006
Total posts: 394
Posted:Fiery nipple rings? I think that can be arranged *goes back to drawing board*

Tassels attached?


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Wooktastic
Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 10th Jan 2007
Total posts: 371
Posted:Yeah, I think tassels'd be best.

Now, to work on rotating my pecs in preparation . . .


Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:I up my bid for point blank to include

An original work in progress song + possible video of bohemian rhapsody sung using only the names of chocolate bars and biscuits (this is real I'll send when I'm done ubblol )
a capypso
and a rapscallion

for matty B I up to include
the sweets mentioned in song bid for point blank
an armoured peacock
an invisible scalextric
and a goomba


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Aurinko
Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam
Member Since: 1st Aug 2006
Total posts: 1034
Posted:ooh, an auction, how nice ubblove



o.k., for Matty B I bid:

- a climbing- and bouldering-partner

- a collection of old carabiners (not good for climbing, but they nevertheless look pretty) and a Grigri

- a voucher that gives you 10 % discount on an Accelerated Freefall-class

- a hiking-trip in the desert of Morocco (if you manage to squash yourself into my backpack for the flight)

- New Year's Eve in Spain

- 2 books. One is "the inheritance of loss" by Kiran Desai, you can choose the other one

- cashews

- the possibility of borrowing an excellent tigger whenever needed


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- moonshine over a Caribbean island

- a magical box (it is a green one) that is always brimful with attention, thoughtfulness, hope and hugs


a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Ok....So far for Matty I have bid:

One butterfly made of fluff
a bucket of water from the indian ocean
a mug of sand
two palm trees
a hidden mountin
three cans of the soft drink of your choice
A home-made pie
33 stickers
a years supply of hugs from yours truely
and two pirate wenchs
Ralf, the liger
A David Bowi wig
a newspaper hat

AND now I up this bid to also include:

lots and lots of sweet juicy peaches
a rainbow
the ability to breath under water
15 minutes of ESP to be used at a time of your choosing
two new stars (not yet visible from earth)
a solid gold ant farm (ants not included)
a laser (red)
a weather remote
a rejuvination station
two bottles of water
all the tea in china
AND a pear tree

smile


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Fire_Moose
Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Member Since: 2nd May 2007
Total posts: 3597
Posted:hmmmm any one wanna bid on me? im about5'11", little husky, immature, crude, dark, and a medeorcre contact staffer. any takers?



what happens when someone wins a male? How do we know when bidding is closed?


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Basically you give them an amount of time of your choosing and you decide based on what they bid will best please you...

Hmmmmmm...

For my opening Bid

My contact staff knowledge

And a bucket of chocolate... (you know, for Chocolate Moose)


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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TinyPixie
TinyPixie

enthusiast
Location: in the clouds...
Member Since: 19th Apr 2006
Total posts: 394
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


And a bucket of chocolate... (you know, for Chocolate Moose)



biggrin


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flash fire
flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 25th Jan 2001
Total posts: 2758
Posted:I still want Pozee biggrin

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BurdaA
BurdaA

Sacrebleu
Location: At the quiet limit
Member Since: 20th Jul 2007
Total posts: 377
Posted:For wooktastic I raise my bid from:
4 werthers originals and a vhs copy of guesthouse paradiso
by..

a harmonica that plays itself
an everlasting lighter
a lifetime supply of cillit bang
and the second nicest sandwich ever


Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic

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TinyPixie
TinyPixie

enthusiast
Location: in the clouds...
Member Since: 19th Apr 2006
Total posts: 394
Posted:what happened to the nicest sandwich ever?

I up my bid to include:

4 hula hoooping hamsters from Hawaii
An apple crumble (may contain nuts)
A cup of sweet hot chai
A 3inch burlesque dancer

Plus:
5 all-singing, all-dancing broadway sheep
3 cups of brown sugar
One tiramisu (long spoon included)
3.5 nipple rings
A pair of knitting needles (extra large - enough to skewer cars)
A small hut in the Andes
One rainbow glove (worn)
Three cacti
One warm bagel (filling included)


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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:ubblol nat, that 'long spoon' reference made me giggle so much biggrin

hug kiss


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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