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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
I forgot about this thread. I think there's a fraggle running around in it somewhere, since he escaped his box. The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
hahahaha... how tall are you ado-p? given that you're already my huggee, maybe I should bid for you :P
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Im 5' 8"
and incredibly good looking
Love is the law.
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
that means you would like me (if only by an inch)
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
ten fingers !!!!
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
im all thumbs
Love is the law.
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
Written by: Birgit
that means you would like me (if only by an inch)
i already like you 
now make with the bidding.
this boy isnt a cheap date you know
Love is the law.
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
[whispers]
psst. Birgit. tempt him with raisins! fully chocolatily-clothed Irish ones
[/whisper]
ddoople, whilst I don't want to bid for you, I'll stroke your head whilst you wait if that's ok?
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
mmm theres alot i'd do for a good raisin... (shhh though, if they know my weakness there will be no hope)
*purrs for molly's wonderous head rubbing*
i've got quite a head of hair on me at the moment
Love is the law.
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
right then... I bid... hmmmm... you sure you're not cheap???... hmmm...
a hot cross bun with raisins
a raisin scone
a bag of chocolate-coated surprise thingies (nuts, raisins and coffee beans)
all served with hot chocolate, coffee, tea or a glass of wine.
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
oi, you didn't even consider the offer!!! ah well, at least it means I can keep all the lovely apple cake and strudel with all the raisins to myself
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Aight i'm in.
21, 5'10, 10st 6, ugly as sin
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
ooo! ooo! going for sniper with -
1 massage with cocoa butter
a big bag of sherbet UFO's
the biggest shinyest sword you can imagen
A big kiss from me
and a bowel of supernoodles with bread
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
teehee you're really selling yourself there sniper
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Written by: *Aimée*
ooo! ooo! going for sniper with -
1 massage with cocoa butter
a big bag of sherbet UFO's
the biggest shinyest sword you can imagen
A big kiss from me
and a bowel of supernoodles with bread
Bowel...... ewwwwwwwww
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
bowl
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
seemed to work stroo hehe
any advance on aimee's collection of randomness?
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
teehee, and for that i apologise
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
no worries hun i'm unoffendable
any more offers? bets? fatwas?
or does amy get to drag me home
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
O go on then, hehe
For the 'ugly' boy in the corner I bid:
1. my snuggly pink pair of socks - great for hungover sundays
2. a necklace ive just made from glass beadey thingys
3. 23 hugs of various sizes
4. a compilation CD entitled Hot Water Bottles and Teddy Bears
5. a cuppa soup i just found in my bag (might not wanna eat that...)
6. some red nose day hair dye
7. a chewed pencil (wasnt me!)
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
i include my original offer with
all the songs on my MP3 player
more sherbet UFO's
a little wire insect that i've made
some of my frogspawn
a daffy-dil that i picked this morning
and one *extremely* interesting piece of un-finished photosynthesis coursework
xx
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
multiple huggage vs. frog embryos. tough one.
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
bidding ends midnight tomorrow hehe so any desperate/blind ladies willing to advance on frogspawn/beady necklaces (frogspawn necklace?)
officially expelled from BYU
195 posts
Location: Southern California, USA
C'mon, you know you wanna.
https://adrillf.spymac.net/UT%20HOP.wmv
"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC
Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
someone do a REAL auction.
all u need is a guy, and some local(ish) girls to bid.
come on. it aint hard.
it'll be funny too.
some guy volunteer, PM flynt.
cheers, pete
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
for bid
One 15 yr old male (16 in march -edit- it is march
silly me.. turn 16 on the 29th)likes to laugh
Has own shoes, and can cook noodles beeter than jamie oliver
Is known 4 being shy and quiet
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1111479842)
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
I bid:
For the fine rabid dog
One pineapple
a sakura flower
hundreds of hugs
noodle sauce
sexy schoelaces for his shoes
a joke book
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
I don't have anything worthwhile to bid on anyone...
*mopes*
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
old hand
896 posts
Location: Manchester England
I wonder what I'm worth?
*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*
Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
what do you offer? what wonderful bonuses do you come with?
Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
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