FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
I wanna be a doggie!

Things We Can Learn From A Dog:

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
Take naps and stretch before rising.
Run, romp and play daily.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
Be loyal.
Never pretend to be something you're not.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On hot days , drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you're happy, dance around and wag your whole body.
No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout...run right back and make friends.
Delight in the simple joy of a
long walk.

(think the dancing wagging one is my fave...) xoxoxox

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
some good points life would be easy if we could all do those things.

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
except that dogs cant eat chocolate....

Bugger.

Back to the drawing board!

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falloutboySILVER Member
remember
433 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia, Earth, Milky Way, Universe


Posted:
we could all do with a good nuzzling!
- interpret that however you choose.
hehe

(T-minus 2hours and 40 minutes to freedom!)

-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
lol falloutboy..... whatchya counting for.???

oh oh oh, do you want to be in HoP Auction too???

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master sodiummember
536 posts
Location: carson city, nevada


Posted:
in my next life I'd rather be a cat with good owners. I mean, its obvious that cats rule the house, they can sleep all day, eat occasionally, only get petted when they want to be, and basically live like gods.

you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.


falloutboySILVER Member
remember
433 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia, Earth, Milky Way, Universe


Posted:
Flynt, i'm counting down 'till the end of work.. and now there's only 5 minutes to go!!!!! weeeee
- it's been a long day, - i god a code too

i'd be in your auction, but i'm not sure about the legitimacy of it all.. can i see your papers please?

-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
*shows falloutboy her papers, and then mentions that pozee started it all..... *

` putting you in it now! and i have a WHOLE half hour to go *sigh*

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master sodiummember
536 posts
Location: carson city, nevada


Posted:
uh oh, flynts at 420 posts -runs to room to go celebrate- ok, thats better.

you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I wanna be a bird (flying kind) - a big fuck off Kestrel or something too so no big-ass bird come eat me and I can hang out in the mountains or something.

How kewl would that be?

Hmmmm - or a bunny rabbit:- small, cute, & spend all day eating and shagging.

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


HavocHavoc
168 posts
Location: London


Posted:
man, kestrels spend their lives hovering over motorways looking for mice and other small rodents... I think t'would have to be a pereguine falcon, or a golden eagle. Although have to agree with master sodium, that to be a cat would rule too!

I have two... and i them lots, but they do fuck all; sleep, sleep, eat, sleep, sleep, pee, sleep, sleep... u get the idea... that life would kick ass!

you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind!

Times like these people wanna get High...
Real High and Real Fast...
This is gonna do it!!


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Master Sodium's got it!! A cat, ahhhhhh that's the life, super intelligent but laid back, eat when you want, sleep when you want, play when you want, go out when you want, the list goes on!!

I heard somewhere the diaries of household pets and the two in question were a dog and a cat. They went something like this:

DOG
Day 362
9:00am - Oooooohhhhhh goodie, a walk!!!
12:00pm - Oooooohhhhhh goodie, lunch!!
6:00pm - Oooooohhhhh goodie, ball in the park!!

Day 363
9:00am - Oooooohhhhh goddie, a walk!!
12:00pm - Oooooohhhhh goodie, the kids!!
6:00pm - Ooooooohhhh goddie, warm fire!!

Day 364
9:00am - Ooooohhhh goodie, a walk!!
12:00pm - Ooooohhhh goodie, lunch!!
6:00pm - Oooohhhhh goddie, bedtime!!

CAT
Day 362
My keepers' attempts to amuse me with rattling toys on the end of string is failing miserably, I feel so alone in this pit of depression, they sit around in the evening chewing on juicy steaks whilst I wander in the garden, I was not made for this!!

Day 363
I'm becoming ever more desperate to escape this degrading life, my keepers try to win my affection by purchasing fluffy toys and new beds but to no avail, I will refuse all attempts at bribery for my love.

Day364
Have hatched a plan to escape and will proceed to put into action when they are sleepy, musn't give the game away now, I'm so close to freedom.....

[ 24 September 2002, 20:18: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Yeah, anything would be kewl except being a guy.

(*Bangs head on table for being guy-like*)

Grrrrrrrrr -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
I want to be Holly Valance's thong......mmmmmmm..hee hee..

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Someone had to come out with that, I'm just surprised it took so long - lol

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
oh come on...you know me better than that...actually..so do i..

the mind gap.old hand
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon


Posted:
dogs can't eat chocolate??
my dog loves chocolate - he goes nuts when he eats it and he obviously enjoys it more than i do so i reckon he's got more reason to be eating it than me.

and also all dogs that i've met love playing with Poi too, although their technique often leaves a lot to be desired. but at least they get into it and have a go which is more than those miserable bloody cats do with their superior snobbish attitudes.

wherever you go, there you are.


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
apparently chocolate is really really bad for dogs `

On a more bizzare note, Cats LOVE vegimite! something to do with the salt content i would expect....

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SickpuPpyNinja Rockstar!
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.


Posted:
I want to be a butterfly.

Nobody ever suspects the butterfly...... Muhahaha MUHAHAHA MUHAHAHA

Jesus helps me trick people.


PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
On the Dog thing they forgot to say to wash often, and if that has to be with someone else's tongue...then so be it!

I dunno, I kinda like being a person. It's fun.*shrug*
If I had to be an animal though, dolphin...so free and playful.....

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
i wanna be Imran Khan, so that i may play cricket ...like a tiger

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


Thistleold hand
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK


Posted:
Am I the only person around here [edit ,other than Pele} who is happy to just be myself? I would like to be reincarnated as tree. Put down some roots

[ 26 September 2002, 05:11: Message edited by: Thistle ]

Are we nearly there yet?


adren@linemember
249 posts
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia


Posted:
Heeheee!
as for me, there is not a creature in this world that suits me, it would have to be something with freedom of movement in any way.
SickpupPy, read the phobias post and you will discover that i really have a thing about butterflies and moths and icky things like that. its going to be worse now because ill start dreaming about them with people faces and claws and six pairs of wings andfivenosesanDMach
EtESAND...

*crawls back into corner twitching in one eye...

Bendymember
750 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
bender - classic! and make love like a tiger!

Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:

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No no i don't want to talk about cricket, i want to talk about women.... you have to make love ..like a tiger... like a tiger

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always