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Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Barbie has everything.
Shoes, houses, boats, cars, outfits, men, kiddies, sisters, friends...
All that Jazz.
I once saw a "inflatable couch" Barbie.
It was barbie, sitting on a green blow up couch.
Theres "Tinkle-Time Kelly" (Baribie's sister)
who takes a widdle in a potty.
I'm betitng on the following as they are obviously running out of ideas:

Divorce Barbie (costs a bomb) comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's sound system and home theatre.

PMS barbie. Push a button on her and she says "f*** you!"

Trashy Barbie: Comes with a belt to substitute a skirt and some suspenders to cover her chest.

Liposuction Barbie: Suck the non existent fat out of her.

Shave her legs barbie: Shave barbies legs and armpits

Botox barbie: Normal barbie...i mean her face never changes

Okay, its up to you now...:D

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DoktorSkellSILVER Member
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475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia


Posted:
Paris Hilton Barbie.
Wind the switch on the back and her legs open and close.

Is backwards compatible with. GI Joe. Ken. Action man. Red Powerranger. and nearly all other male doll's

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it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
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nucleonnewbie
404 posts
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands


Posted:
pregnant barbie (or does that already exist)
poi/staff spinning barbie

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FlameSILVER Member
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435 posts
Location: VIC, MELB, Australia


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

*In the car while Pink is playing on the radio*
Tristan aged 4 : "Mum is this Pink?"
Flame:"Yes mate this is Pink?"
Tristan:"Are you going to Pink?"
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Tristan:"Cool well I'm going to BLUE" smile


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
pregnant baribie exists.
my sister has one...its has a destachable stomach and stilletos

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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



MissEgyptologyBRONZE Member
officially expelled from BYU
195 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
I'd like to see carnie barbie. Comes with bag of props, hat for tips, stage costume and street performing costume. tongue

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Konstilovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria


Posted:
im waiting for crackwhöre barbie....

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-Alfred Dorfer


_So_BRONZE Member
Skinny poi maker
313 posts
Location: Moscow, Russia


Posted:
poor housekeeper barbie with an alcoholic husband

DoktorSkellSILVER Member
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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia


Posted:
Written by: _So_


poor housekeeper barbie with an alcoholic husband




ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol Thank you miss Moskva. I havent laughed yet today

Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight


_So_BRONZE Member
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313 posts
Location: Moscow, Russia


Posted:
Written by: DoktorSkell


Written by: _So_


poor housekeeper barbie with an alcoholic husband




ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol Thank you miss Moskva. I havent laughed yet today




hehe not at all, Doctor =)))
I am glad that made you laugh =)))

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
I want a Joan Of Arc Barbie so I can roast her regulally

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jemima (jem)SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,750 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom


Posted:
Drunkard Barbie One Too Many, hug her too hard and she will spew ! yuck

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
*lame joke about coming in a box and buying her friends*

I want to see:

Psychopathic Sindy

Computer Programmer Ken
Serial Killer Ken
Village People Ken with 7 different costumes
Dirty Old Man Ken (flick the switch on his back and he opens his dirty raincoat to reveal his 'suprise' to you!)

Porn Star Barbie
Adjustable Cleavage Barbie
Oil Rig barbie
Islamic Jihad Barbie with free full length Burka.

smile

monkeynamedspankPadawan
197 posts
Location: Bolton


Posted:
Geriatric Barbie (all her looks have gone, along with her friends)
Nerd Barbie
Demon Barbie
Barbie the slack-jawed Yokel

Damn the addictiveness of forums! (Or should it be addictivity?)


_So_BRONZE Member
Skinny poi maker
313 posts
Location: Moscow, Russia


Posted:
A TRAVELO BARBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND GAY Ken, of course

GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
well they have trailer trash barbie and there were some porn star barbie sites till they got told off loads and had to shut it down.
i have two of the charmed barbie...yup after the TV show and they do have quite a few witchy ones anyway.

some one has also done the goth, punk, fetish ones there is even a couple gimp Kens.

i would love to see the HOPper barbie and ken gang... hehehe you could recreate all the gatherings.

i do favor the 'barbies' with red/pink hair though they should bring out more i have one with quite a few piercing on... all the ones i used to want.

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Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
but i mean the OFFICIAL barbie...by mattel

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Basically..

I reckon that,
they are going to keep on releasing shittier and shittier Barbies, until they are forced to rerelease the first ones again, as all those who would remember them and complain, would be dead.

So they dont actually have to come up with any new ideas anymore.

GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
hehe but they don't bring out the fun ones they are left to the bored people to sit at home and re-create i think the witch ones are as daring as they get as the others deface inocents childrens minds hehehehehe

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ezzBRONZE Member
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia


Posted:
Written by: Sakura_moon


pregnant baribie exists.
my sister has one...its has a destachable stomach and stilletos



id imagine her back would be in good nick

hug me!


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
*has one that looks like betty davis that my mum used to play with

i was much more of a Sindy fan

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_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Chav Barbie?

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GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
lol they have a burberry one although i know that its not just the brubery that makes a chav
https://www.modcolors.com/modshops/images/burberry.jpg

and quite a few others here https://www.modcolors.com/modshops/reprobarbie.htm

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DominoSILVER Member
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
Somewhere out on the interweb is an audio file about Trailor Trash Barbie (Tornado playset not included)

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GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
there are loads of ideas here

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
But I dont think Mattel will be considering any of them....

wink

clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
welfare barbie and suicide bomber barbie. i do have pictures, but i cant find a link, and it wont let me cut and paste them in here.

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NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
I'm pretty sure these all have been invented. I mean, not by "Matel" per se, but all of the cute little kitch shops in my hood have Barbie-like dolls as you're describing. The village people ken's that UCOF was describing were anatomically correct as I recall.

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Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


flidBRONZE Member
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3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
*cough* https://lundissimo.info/imgs/barbie/

ZauberdachSometimes sword wofter
199 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
Written by: _So_


AND GAY Ken, of course




I thought Ken was gay?

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Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
people like my thread.....thats a first!! ahahahah biggrin

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Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



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