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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:Barbie has everything.
Shoes, houses, boats, cars, outfits, men, kiddies, sisters, friends...
All that Jazz.
I once saw a "inflatable couch" Barbie.
It was barbie, sitting on a green blow up couch.
Theres "Tinkle-Time Kelly" (Baribie's sister)
who takes a widdle in a potty.
I'm betitng on the following as they are obviously running out of ideas:

Divorce Barbie (costs a bomb) comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's sound system and home theatre.

PMS barbie. Push a button on her and she says "f*** you!"

Trashy Barbie: Comes with a belt to substitute a skirt and some suspenders to cover her chest.

Liposuction Barbie: Suck the non existent fat out of her.

Shave her legs barbie: Shave barbies legs and armpits

Botox barbie: Normal barbie...i mean her face never changes

Okay, its up to you now...:D


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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia

Total posts: 475
Posted:Paris Hilton Barbie.
Wind the switch on the back and her legs open and close.

Is backwards compatible with. GI Joe. Ken. Action man. Red Powerranger. and nearly all other male doll's


Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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nucleon


nucleon

newbie
Location: Eindhoven, the Netherlands

Total posts: 404
Posted:pregnant barbie (or does that already exist)
poi/staff spinning barbie


so you think Im not a newbie? Ok I'll be the King of the newbies. Nucleon the king of all noobs

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Flame
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Flame

addict
Location: VIC, MELB, Australia

Total posts: 435
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

*In the car while Pink is playing on the radio*
Tristan aged 4 : "Mum is this Pink?"
Flame:"Yes mate this is Pink?"
Tristan:"Are you going to Pink?"
Flame:"Yes i am"
Tristan:"Cool well I'm going to BLUE" smile

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:pregnant baribie exists.
my sister has one...its has a destachable stomach and stilletos


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MissEgyptology
BRONZE Member since Feb 2005

MissEgyptology

officially expelled from BYU
Location: Southern California, USA

Total posts: 195
Posted:I'd like to see carnie barbie. Comes with bag of props, hat for tips, stage costume and street performing costume. tongue

"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC

Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD

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Konsti


Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria

Total posts: 785
Posted:im waiting for crackwhre barbie....

"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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_So_
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Skinny poi maker
Location: Moscow, Russia

Total posts: 313
Posted:poor housekeeper barbie with an alcoholic husband

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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia

Total posts: 475
Posted:Written by: _So_

poor housekeeper barbie with an alcoholic husband



ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol Thank you miss Moskva. I havent laughed yet today


Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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_So_
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Skinny poi maker
Location: Moscow, Russia

Total posts: 313
Posted:Written by: DoktorSkell

Written by: _So_

poor housekeeper barbie with an alcoholic husband



ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol Thank you miss Moskva. I havent laughed yet today



hehe not at all, Doctor =)))
I am glad that made you laugh =)))


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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:I want a Joan Of Arc Barbie so I can roast her regulally

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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jemima (jem)
SILVER Member since Dec 2002

jemima (jem)

Pooh-Bah
Location: london, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1750
Posted:Drunkard Barbie One Too Many, hug her too hard and she will spew ! yuck

Never assume
Always Acknowledge

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:*lame joke about coming in a box and buying her friends*

I want to see:

Psychopathic Sindy

Computer Programmer Ken
Serial Killer Ken
Village People Ken with 7 different costumes
Dirty Old Man Ken (flick the switch on his back and he opens his dirty raincoat to reveal his 'suprise' to you!)

Porn Star Barbie
Adjustable Cleavage Barbie
Oil Rig barbie
Islamic Jihad Barbie with free full length Burka.

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monkeynamedspank


monkeynamedspank

Padawan
Location: Bolton

Total posts: 197
Posted:Geriatric Barbie (all her looks have gone, along with her friends)
Nerd Barbie
Demon Barbie
Barbie the slack-jawed Yokel


Damn the addictiveness of forums! (Or should it be addictivity?)

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_So_
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Skinny poi maker
Location: Moscow, Russia

Total posts: 313
Posted:A TRAVELO BARBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND GAY Ken, of course


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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3999
Posted:well they have trailer trash barbie and there were some porn star barbie sites till they got told off loads and had to shut it down.
i have two of the charmed barbie...yup after the TV show and they do have quite a few witchy ones anyway.

some one has also done the goth, punk, fetish ones there is even a couple gimp Kens.

i would love to see the HOPper barbie and ken gang... hehehe you could recreate all the gatherings.

i do favor the 'barbies' with red/pink hair though they should bring out more i have one with quite a few piercing on... all the ones i used to want.


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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:but i mean the OFFICIAL barbie...by mattel

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Basically..

I reckon that,
they are going to keep on releasing shittier and shittier Barbies, until they are forced to rerelease the first ones again, as all those who would remember them and complain, would be dead.

So they dont actually have to come up with any new ideas anymore.


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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3999
Posted:hehe but they don't bring out the fun ones they are left to the bored people to sit at home and re-create i think the witch ones are as daring as they get as the others deface inocents childrens minds hehehehehe

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ezz
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

ezz

moo..
Location: melbourne, australia

Total posts: 1899
Posted:Written by: Sakura_moon

pregnant baribie exists.
my sister has one...its has a destachable stomach and stilletos


id imagine her back would be in good nick


hug me!

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3999
Posted:*has one that looks like betty davis that my mum used to play with

i was much more of a Sindy fan


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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:Chav Barbie?

Getting to the other side smile

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3999
Posted:lol they have a burberry one although i know that its not just the brubery that makes a chav
http://www.modcolors.com/modshops/images/burberry.jpg
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and quite a few others here http://www.modcolors.com/modshops/reprobarbie.htm


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Domino
SILVER Member since May 2004

UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK

Total posts: 757
Posted:Somewhere out on the interweb is an audio file about Trailor Trash Barbie (Tornado playset not included)

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3999
Posted:there are loads of ideas here

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:But I dont think Mattel will be considering any of them....

wink


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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:welfare barbie and suicide bomber barbie. i do have pictures, but i cant find a link, and it wont let me cut and paste them in here.

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:I'm pretty sure these all have been invented. I mean, not by "Matel" per se, but all of the cute little kitch shops in my hood have Barbie-like dolls as you're describing. The village people ken's that UCOF was describing were anatomically correct as I recall.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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flid
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flid

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Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3136
Posted:*cough* http://lundissimo.info/imgs/barbie/


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Zauberdach


Zauberdach

Sometimes sword wofter
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 199
Posted:Written by: _So_

AND GAY Ken, of course



I thought Ken was gay?


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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:people like my thread.....thats a first!! ahahahah biggrin

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