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THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIREmember
192 posts
Location: London


Posted:
If male:
Post your best chat up lines here and share them about

If Female:
Read the aformentioned chat up lines and rate them out of 10

here we go:

Male: 10 ton polar bear?
Female: What?/ Pardon?
Male: Well it broke the ice. Whats your name?

I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa


Dirty Marmite SpiderClimbing up my leg
141 posts
Location: England


Posted:
I'm really sorry girls but i have to rate that at 10. Any man who can get a polar bear into his first sentence with you is a winner.
It's better than - "Is your dad a thief, because if he isn't who stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIREmember
192 posts
Location: London


Posted:
rotflmao!! thanks....theres hope for me yet!

I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
not bad indeed !!!! i'd definitely chat with that guy
but I'd rate that a good 8 only

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


Raphael96SILVER Member
old hand
899 posts
Location: New York City, USA


Posted:
None of my chat-up lines anyhow.

*shrug*

Raph

CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
Raph ..; what do you mean by "none of my chat up lines anyhow" ??? aren't you missing a verb maybe ?

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


lollipurple penguin- soon to be
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...


Posted:
aww i know im a girly person but can i not give a cht up line too? purdy purrleaze?

"excuse me, but ive lost my teddybear. . can i sleep with you instead??" hehe

rate yours 9 UCOF i agree polar bears in chat up line's first sentence=good lol


My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
LOL @ Lolli ... 'tis a sweet line ... but then again ... You are so sweet so I know that you could basically walk up to any man and burp and they'd rate your chat up line a good 20 nevertheless

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


Raphael96SILVER Member
old hand
899 posts
Location: New York City, USA


Posted:
to cass

-take 2-

None of my chat up lines work anyhow.

Raph

DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
Lolli!

Gurl, you being as cute as you are, thats a very dangerous thing to say!!

C'mon blokes! More please

Az abouve, So below...


lollipurple penguin- soon to be
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...


Posted:
humm me has doubts cass, though im glad you liked the line tee hee

invisionment of burbing and killing off a 20 mile radius of ppl . .oppsy my bad
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My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
cheesy one from a gum commercial

Guy: are those astronaut pants, cuz your body is out of this world.
Girl: Ignores him
Guy: Alright, somebody call the cops, cuz this gurl just stole my heart.

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


Tlightmember
189 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Erm not sure but:-

Buy a single rose then bring it to the girl you like and say.
'I had to show this rose real beauty.'

[ 21 September 2002, 04:41: Message edited by: Tlight ]

I hope you realize how pissed I am.


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Ahhhhhhhh, help, no!!!!!

Okay, the polar bear one was good, but whatever happened to "hello, can I buy you a drink?"

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by lolli:
aww i know im a girly person but can i not give a cht up line too? purdy purrleaze?

"excuse me, but ive lost my teddybear. . can i sleep with you instead??" hehe

Ilike that one

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


cutie poi girliemember
237 posts
Location: porthtowan, truro, cornwall


Posted:
boys..how about..hello.i love you.
its simple and straight to the point!

Luv peace 'n' chicken grease Al X x


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
I think chat up lines very rarely work as they normally come across fairly crap.

I think the main thing is spontenaiety (sp? sorry little sleep), if you can hold down a conversation and show genuine interest then you are making progress. However things that will make someone laugh go down really well but they have to come across and unrehearsed

Mark P

VictoriaBRONZE Member
member
29 posts
Location: Ontario, Canada


Posted:
I absolutely agree with Mark
spontaneity is definately the way to go
It just doesn't work all that well if it's practised (although I did like that one with the polar bear)

FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
from now on, think i'll try this "chat line" (what yanks call a "pick-up line"):

hey (softly, and with intimate interest, maybe lil tilt of the head or eyebrow or something)

ok, rate this one, please, before i start it?

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
hmmmm, difficult, I would probably have to see it. Too little eyebrow & head tilt, and it would not have the desired affect, too much, and it would come across as sleazy. Too much head movement and they would think you were doing a Lassie impression...

*what's that Lassie? Timmy has fallen down a well?*

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
ok, Rozi, like this:

hey

did ya see it?

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Wow

Are my knees supposed to feel all melty like that?

mmmmmm, devastatingly good

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:

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molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


StoneGOLD Member
Stream Entrant
2,830 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I wasn't gunna, but seeing as it’s a quiet sunday night in oz, here are a few of the, errrrr, more tasteful lines I've heard around the traps.

Do you like Vegemite or Nutella??? I'm almost tempted to try that one sometime. Heheh

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
If I told you "you had a beautiful body" would you hold it against me?
Wanna come home for pizza and sex. No. Wot, you don't like pizza?
Nice legs, what time do they open?
Nice shoes, wanna f…?
F… me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
My name is [insert name]. That's so you know what to scream.
Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
I've only seen two things that have attracted me tonight, and they're both in your shirt.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
Hi, wanna f…? No! Mind lying down while I have one?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
If I flip a coin, what are the chances I'll get head?
F… me if I'm wrong, but are u a doctor or rocket scientist or a …?
You touch her shirt and ask "is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."

Good luck, and if all else fails rent a Porsche or buy a Harley And remember, U asked

If we as members of the human race practice meditation, we can transcend our fear, despair, and forgetfulness. Meditation is not an escape. It is the courage to look at reality with mindfulness and concentration. Thich Nhat Hanh


THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIREmember
192 posts
Location: London


Posted:
like the lst one....from a humor way....that would definatly result in a slap tho...

I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa


pantsonfirethe man with the flaming pants
148 posts
Location: Brisvegas, Aust


Posted:
hey Stone, they are definitivly aussie pick up lines, over here pick up lines are a bit of a joke, we laugh at them or dare really drunk friends to use them!!! heres one that is garented to get you slap how ever a friend of mine used it and it worked!!!! walk up to a good looking girl and say "You'll do"
completly derpgitory and if you dont get slaped you must have said it wrong.
do you have a band aid, cause i scraped my knee when i fell for you.
lets go home and play army, i'll lie down and you can blow the crap out of me all night!!!
remember these are more jokes than real lines

It's all good


AdeSILVER Member
Are we there yet?
1,897 posts
Location: australia


Posted:
mmmmm, a harley, no pick up line required at all

RazzaMattazmember
9 posts
Location: Pilbara


Posted:
Heres one probably been said before but...

Lets play hide and seek.
If you can find me you can f... me if not I'm in the closet

Knagimember
397 posts
Location: Brunswick, Ohio


Posted:
Great guys lets get all the girls to relate poi with bad pick-up lines....

We are all in the cosmic movie. That means the day you die you watch your whole life repeating for eternity. So you'd better have some good things happen in there and have a fitting climax. --Jim MorrisonIt's going to come from a direction you didn't predict at a moment of chaos which you didn't see coming. -- NYC


tennisBRONZE Member
confused and abused
363 posts
Location: bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
Before i say this one of which i have never used. cos i don't need to. I just ask them to form an orderly line one by one (sometimes two by two, he he he)but i love this one so much it works on so many levels. actually that's bollocks but here it is

i heard you lost your cherry. can i have the box it came in?

Be warned misuse of this line can cause drastic but exstatic effects.

If this fails try

I want a shag.
You want a shag.
Well at least i know i'm half right!

I'm sorry i thought i only had a nice side *slowly turns evil and slimey* ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha

My cat's breath smells like catfood


cutie poi girliemember
237 posts
Location: porthtowan, truro, cornwall


Posted:
hmm. do you sleep on your stomach? i dont know, im asleep! ha ha.

Luv peace 'n' chicken grease Al X x


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