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Location: London
Member Since: 8th Feb 2002
Total posts: 192
Posted:If male:
Post your best chat up lines here and share them about

If Female:
Read the aformentioned chat up lines and rate them out of 10

here we go:

Male: 10 ton polar bear?
Female: What?/ Pardon?
Male: Well it broke the ice. Whats your name?

I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa

Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
Member Since: 29th Aug 2001
Total posts: 750
Posted:I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed-bag.

Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut

old hand
Location: New York City
Member Since: 8th Sep 2002
Total posts: 899
Posted:This thread really should be called "Opening lines to get your face slapped."


Location: Oxford, UK
Member Since: 28th Aug 2001
Total posts: 155
Posted:"That dress would look great on my bedroom floor."

(lick finger and touch target's top)
"What say you come back to mine and get out of those wet clothes?!"

---------------------With a bit of luck, his life was ruined; always thinking that just behind some narrow door, in his favourite bars, men in red woolen suits are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.

confused and abused
Location: bristol
Member Since: 26th Jun 2002
Total posts: 363
Posted:On the subject of getting slapped, after a drunken conversation with some friends last night i asked one of my slightly more intoxicated than the rest of us friends to try one of his favourite lines. you can't even think what happened so i'll tell you.

My friend (bob, name changed to protect the innocent) spots a loverly lady as they're called down here and canoodles up to her.
"Evening my darling, want to see my purple headed mustard chucker?'
Poor lady raises her hand to a good 78 degrees and swings full force at his already red face. WHAM right acroos the cheek!

What's even more fun is she's the daughter of one of my lecturers. AARGH

Fourty five minutes till i see him. I think i'm going to shit my pants.

x Tennis x


My cat's breath smells like catfood


Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2002
Total posts: 2615
Posted:a Real man doesn't need pick up lines
all he needs to say is hello or tell me about yourself

Anyperson can acheive anything if they don't have fear in their heart

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

Location: Brunswick, Ohio
Member Since: 28th Jun 2001
Total posts: 397
Posted:Right on Newton.

We are all in the cosmic movie. That means the day you die you watch your whole life repeating for eternity. So you'd better have some good things happen in there and have a fitting climax. --Jim MorrisonIt's going to come from a direction you didn't predict at a moment of chaos which you didn't see coming. -- NYC

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