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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:White, single male seeks female for fun and frollicks in the woods with nutella and a few armadillos. Smoker, GSOH, MAD,

WLTM woman with nice hair and everything...must like discussing the finer points of sausages.

All answers replied...

Into snowbarding which is they do in the west country

picture here: Lover boy


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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Winged mammal seeks cumudgeonly hermit type to share cave. No sense of humour a must.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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flid
flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:should this be moved with "Meet others"?

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:Weird, nocturnal, deviant multi-limbed sense of adventure seeks fun and exciting relationship. Prefer female company, must be rather open minded.

Liking of vegimite, marmite, nutella, smarties and/or m&ms is not a disqualifying factor. however, liking of nutella and/or milo will give brownie points. As will supplying own deviant toys and/or fluffy handcuffs.


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:Well i'm officially single again folks so if any of you lovely ladies (preferably the ones with very low/no standards...) fancy meeting up for random niceness drop me a hello and we can see what happens



btw preferably 19+ manchester, uk



edit: sorry unregistered forgot to search hehe



by the way this is a serious ad... how crap am i?

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:Ta.
wink


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vaperloc...the mighty
vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas
Member Since: 12th Aug 2002
Total posts: 466
Posted:Big melon head stoner seeking gymnast nympho liquor store owner,but am not picky,
must be able to take a joke.& have big beutiful bouncy ...ummm eyes eek


There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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TheHalfLizard
newbie
Location: Sheffield
Member Since: 2nd Feb 2005
Total posts: 14
Posted:Eccentric,stoner/philosopher seeks women with low standards,heart condition and large life insurance policy.

"The only people i con out of money are the ones who'd do the same to me if they weremore intelligent than i am."
"You use arrogance to cancel out guilt?"

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:vaperloc, i believe the word is "poi", not eyes

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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vaperloc...the mighty
vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas
Member Since: 12th Aug 2002
Total posts: 466
Posted:Poii right poi thats what it was bounce weavesmiley bounce2

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:lol ubbloco

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:any girlies actually read this? why aren't i tied up and naked yet?

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:teenage minx seeks humerous random for jack-ass type activities

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:*grabs scepter of randomness (ed: oops, that's a frozen carrot...) and 3 purple wimples then runs through the streets in full-blown bondage fairy outfit*
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vaperloc...the mighty
vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas
Member Since: 12th Aug 2002
Total posts: 466
Posted:wtf?????!!!!!

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:aimee, come to manchester, theres a few people like that

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:17 year old aussie girl seeks a friend...


*sigh* Woe is me


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:just demonstrating my random jackassness fot the pretty aimee lady

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:OMG! you have a fairy bondage outfit too?! we're made for each other!

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:actually i was planning on just borrowing yours. if you're still in it, even better wink
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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:guess i'll have to buy my own then tongue

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:yes, yes you will tongue

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:better get some money then. anyone wanna buy a mother?

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:no thanks, one is more than enough tongue

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:Cat-like polar bear-loving maggot Insomniac who listenes to loud music at 1 am seeks someone to play with who is able to tolerate being woken up to twirl at some ungodly hour.

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:19 year old with glowing balls and fast car seaks green eyed cutie to chill on the beach with tongue

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:i am green eyed, and i like the beach...doesnt mean i'm exactly cute

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:found this thread.. had to bump it lol
bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:ubblol



Crazy Lost boy seeks similar Lost Girl for misplaced misadventures and shamless shinanighans ubblol


Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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tainted
tainted

addict
Location: London
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2004
Total posts: 422
Posted:Tiny girl loves buckfast, crisps and fire seeks fellow buckfast lover for swigs beerchug

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:walking accident seeks nurse for fun and first aid practice. spank
ubblol


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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