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UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
White, single male seeks female for fun and frollicks in the woods with nutella and a few armadillos. Smoker, GSOH, MAD,

WLTM woman with nice hair and everything...must like discussing the finer points of sausages.

All answers replied...

Into snowbarding which is they do in the west country

picture here: Lover boy

Dirty Marmite SpiderClimbing up my leg
141 posts
Location: England


Posted:
By the way I checked my PM's and nothing there.
I sent you one and i'm feeling robuffed - is that how you spell it. Any way i mean upset and neglected.

Wikkamanmember
259 posts
Location: The Birthplace of BlackSabbath


Posted:
I think that Jessica should have to change her HOP name to Dirty Marmite Spider.
All in favour say iiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee, BO!

The answer is never the answer. What's really interesting is the mystery. If you seek the mystery instead of the answer, you'll always be seeking. I've never seen anybody really find the answer-- they think they have, so they stop thinking. But the job is to seek mystery, evoke mystery, plant a garden in which strange plants grow and mysteries bloom. The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer.-- Ken Kesey


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
aaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

BO!!!!

Jess - Sorry honey, could have sworn there was, I'll go check mine now, don't go anywhere

hehehe!!

whats up with all the limitations?


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:


Okay, there's one there now

whats up with all the limitations?


Dirty Marmite SpiderClimbing up my leg
141 posts
Location: England


Posted:
Not used to being tied up.....................but i like it!

Thanks for the message.

Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Easy now, this is a public thread, some people might get a little excited if ya know what I mean!!!

whats up with all the limitations?


Raphael96SILVER Member
old hand
899 posts
Location: New York City, USA


Posted:
Oh, behave!

Raph

Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:


hehehehehehe!!!!!!!!

whats up with all the limitations?


Dirty Marmite SpiderClimbing up my leg
141 posts
Location: England


Posted:
I'm always excited anyway, like i'm permanently on uppers. I can't help it, maybe being tied up is a good thing for me, would restrict my crazy flailing and giggling.

Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:


It's for your own good my dear..........

whats up with all the limitations?


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
SB........ that told you!!!!

way to go Princess Cass

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Hey Bams, always good to see you!!

I think I left my No Doubt Minidisc at yours!! Grrrr
Could you have an ickle look, pweeeease!!!

whats up with all the limitations?


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
Its getting a bit messy in here!



Here have a spliff and we can plan a revenge attack on Kurobei

Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Don't untie her you fool!!!! she'll go whizzing about the house in a hyperactive fren........ahh Jesus, there she goes!!!!



See, I'm gonna go and hide.......

whats up with all the limitations?


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
He He you can run but you cant hide

Muwhahahahah!!

Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Hehehe, you think?

whats up with all the limitations?


Dirty Marmite SpiderClimbing up my leg
141 posts
Location: England


Posted:
Hey, i can't help it. All special people are hyperactive. Sort of.

Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
He he he I know this complex too well, we had an anti-escape system fitted in the first week and the button was pressed as you jumped down the stairs

Now let us retire upstairs and track him down using the cctv system Jessica

Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Hey honey, I know your special!!!

HUGZ N LOVE

xxxxxxx

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Ahhhhhh u peeps gert dirtier and more perverse that I can act........

Leavin y'all to it - lol

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Oh, you ain't seen nothin yet boy!!!!



Jess, oh Jess, c'mere Jess......

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Only coz I wouldn't let u - lol

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Well actually cause no one will let me experiment on them!!

If they just trusted me and knew that no harm was gonna come to them then it'd all be fine!!

Where's Jess got to?

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Harm and needing a shower are 2 VERRRRRRRY different things though man - ROFLMAO

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Why? Do you need a shower?

People should trust me more!!

whats up with all the limitations?


lollipurple penguin- soon to be
478 posts
Location: playing with the pixies at the arsse end of the mi...


Posted:
poor ickle lolli-pop in need of owner to nibble on her so she can fizzle, can be a multiple of flavours. .no suckers need apply. . furry handcuffs (note not boots! dom) come as standard

aww adorable ickle kitten/puppy thingy bless *carries k back home to help cass look after him*


My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Aren't I adorable?!?!?!?



SLURP mmmmm strawberry and apple...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, very tasty!!!

whats up with all the limitations?


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
K I've found a couple of MD's that don't belong to me.

I'll give then to you when you come over for PIP.
Is that ok with you?

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
That would be good but I MIGHT not be able to make it down as my vocalist had decided to tell me we have a gig then and after a row last night I find out this morning that I think she's lied to me and hasn't actually arranged anything with anyone!!!

I'm gonna come down unless there is something definately going on that I haven't found out yet

I'm soooooooo sooooooo sorry babe!!!!!!!!!

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
BUNNY BOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Run for your life mate

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


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