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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:White, single male seeks female for fun and frollicks in the woods with nutella and a few armadillos. Smoker, GSOH, MAD,

WLTM woman with nice hair and everything...must like discussing the finer points of sausages.

All answers replied...

Into snowbarding which is they do in the west country

picture here: Lover boy

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ma'tina
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

ma'tina
multiplex
Location: somewhere..., Germany

Total posts: 611
Posted:after all my hugging and ....chat on this thread I think I should tell a bit more....

aukay, I'm a 26 year young firefetishist, seeks male (&female) for - as apparently loads of you like - hugging, kissing, giving massages, sharing my luv for poi and staff,...art and the sunshine, likes to travel, play chess, up for party and sometimes being serious, if necessary......likes to be outside, in parks, at the sea,.....and helpful - in different ways......etc.
....and who thinks can handle a finnish-german.....mixture!

grouphug


heart

tina

- Ho Sa -
kisses & peace & love to beautiful madges
*rever le temps le prendre*

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Sir Nuggit


Sir Nuggit
....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic

Total posts: 899
Posted:ubblol It seems there are a lot of posts but no one's replying. come on HoPpers, get with it.


*does a sexy dance rubbing belly*

"I'm dead sexy" ubblol

Let's get it on...doot doot

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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ma'tina
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

ma'tina
multiplex
Location: somewhere..., Germany

Total posts: 611
Posted:why don't you start and reply to my post then, sir nuggit? biggrin

- Ho Sa -
kisses & peace & love to beautiful madges
*rever le temps le prendre*

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Sir Nuggit


Sir Nuggit
....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic

Total posts: 899
Posted:You already get my hugs if you come over next weekend hon wink

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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squarexbear
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

squarexbear
....of doom!
Location: Hastings, UK

Total posts: 585
Posted:i want hugs
not your hugs though
your hugs are dirty tongue

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Sir Nuggit


Sir Nuggit
....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic

Total posts: 899
Posted:My hugs are squeeky clean I'll have you know - I took them to the dry cleaners yesterday and they even managed to get that stain out biggrin tongue

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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squarexbear
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

squarexbear
....of doom!
Location: Hastings, UK

Total posts: 585
Posted:what that funny one in the corner?

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Sir Nuggit


Sir Nuggit
....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic

Total posts: 899
Posted:Yeah, that one. It came out first time, I was worried but no dramas here - see squeaky clean hugs biggrin

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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Matty_B
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

Matty_B
veteran
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1314
Posted:ma'tina - I think everyone likes hugs really, they are just too shy to admit it....

I will happily give out hug to all at the weekend - Falmouth - and possibly massages wink if you are lucky. . .

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Matty_B
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

Matty_B
veteran
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1314
Posted:quote 'and who thinks can handle a finnish-german.....mixture!' I am always up for a challenge wink

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:mmmm...hugs and massages.....i know i don't know you but i'd like both please!!!??? hug biggrin

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:ooh ooh but my ad i forgot!!!
k,

female,20,seeks capable fire starter for naughtiness and snuggles.lkes kissing,tekken,giraffes,smoking(sorry!!),playing,writing and body painting half naked men(mmmmmm....).Tends to go for the older man,but can adapt to suit.i also make a damn good roast dinner,ooh and like dodgy japanese films.
p.s-someone pleasereply....i'm also moderately desperate!
xx hug spank biggrin

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Sir Nuggit


Sir Nuggit
....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic

Total posts: 899
Posted:I once watched the ring trilogy - MUCH better than the holywood version! And off to see Kung-fu hustle very soon biggrin

Also a fire-starter (novice) and half naked (most of the time) - I burnt my first spin in my boxers ubbloco


Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:does anyone want me?

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:yay!totally with u on the ring trilogy thing!
and as for the half naked...grrrrrrrr....... wink

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:no...?

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Sir Nuggit


Sir Nuggit
....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic

Total posts: 899
Posted:I think we're totally taken over this thread ubbloco

The whole of C.R.A.P. loves you Snoop, you know that wink

Kliene: I used to watch manga all the time, favourite so far was either Three Dragons or The Guyver (although the film was funnier that the cartoons)


Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:am i property of C.R.A.P. then?

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Matty_B
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

Matty_B
veteran
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1314
Posted:Small furry one - well make sure you say hello on Thursday then and I am sure you can have a big hug hug I am sure you will have a pick of half naked spinners . . . and more than likely completley naked ones too . . . wink In fact, if you fancy I will swap a body painting session for a massage at some point if you are at falmouth . . .

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Sir Nuggit


Sir Nuggit
....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic

Total posts: 899
Posted:Written by: JP Madam SNOOPoi

am i property of C.R.A.P. then?



Property? Nope, you help run it my dear.

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci
Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Hello, still looking for some who wants a walking wounded...and nuggit if kleine does good roast dinners i'll wrestle for one...i'm only little. wink , she may like a little entertainment.

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:I do don't! sorry i had a moment of amnesia.

I'll take you mynci. biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Sir Nuggit


Sir Nuggit
....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic

Total posts: 899
Posted:Arm wrestling in the name of love ubblol

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci
Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Arm wrestling...*ponders* nah, I'm no good at that, thanks SNOOP hug
I still wanna try jousting with fire staffs. hmmm
*wanders off to find trusty steed*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:is a steed like a horse?

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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ma'tina
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

ma'tina
multiplex
Location: somewhere..., Germany

Total posts: 611
Posted:@Matty B: I wont be at falmouth, unfortunately, but will be in london from the 29th till monday, 1st-....but always willing to give and reiceive massages...

Sir Nuggit: I come to london!!! bounce bounce2 bounce
and definitely wanna go to the party on sunday with spacey and you and poiing afterwards at clapham.....*smiling*

grouphug

tina

- Ho Sa -
kisses & peace & love to beautiful madges
*rever le temps le prendre*

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, Unit...

Total posts: 4217
Posted:heard of the saying "hung like a steed?"

ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:ubblol

if only it were true.

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Sir Nuggit


Sir Nuggit
....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic

Total posts: 899
Posted:Written by: Tinklepants

heard of the saying "hung like a flea?"




eek ubblol

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:ubblolubblol

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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