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Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:White, single male seeks female for fun and frollicks in the woods with nutella and a few armadillos. Smoker, GSOH, MAD,

WLTM woman with nice hair and everything...must like discussing the finer points of sausages.

All answers replied...

Into snowbarding which is they do in the west country

picture here: Lover boy


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Kurobei
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Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:ROFL @ SmallBoy

No bunnies to boil though mate, she don't fancy me, there's no way on earth, believe me!!!!


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Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:what? i havent advertised anywhere... (thanks malcolm for letting people delete posts and make the people that replied to them look very silly indeed..)

who is comming? rough numbers....havent told mum as she has been away for 2 days...t4ell her tonight...say a few friends are comming over...


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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London
Member Since: 29th May 2002
Total posts: 2737
Posted:Que?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:si, senor

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SmallBoy - x
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London
Member Since: 29th May 2002
Total posts: 2737
Posted:por tu? de nada por que tu es muy hermosa y estoy un primo por un chico bonita - xxx

lol - for anyone that can read spanish
a) I don't actually mean that
b) pls correct it for me, I haven't done spanish in 5 years - x


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Kurobei
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Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:I see the rope feind Jess is back hehehehe!!!!

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Raphael96
old hand
Location: New York City
Member Since: 8th Sep 2002
Total posts: 899
Posted:I only know enough Spanish to order from Taco Bell, though saying "fajita grande" isn't too tough..

Raph


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lolli
purple penguin- soon to be
Location: playing with the pixies at the...
Member Since: 9th May 2002
Total posts: 478
Posted:glad you enjoyed it k

*looks inquirelingly at small boy. . .* : aww bless see jon small boy thinks youre beautifull! bless

[ 21 September 2002, 00:53: Message edited by: lolli ]



My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place

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Dirty Marmite Spider
Dirty Marmite Spider

Climbing up my leg
Location: England
Member Since: 17th Sep 2002
Total posts: 141
Posted:When did I become a rope fiend. I believe it was you who tied me up and then scampered off. I'm starting to think you're more of a dirty marmite spider than i am, you cheeky devil.

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Kurobei
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Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:Oh really.........

<picks Jess up and carries her upstairs where she's promptly covered in ice cream and tied up>

I told you to look out!!!!!!!!!!!

Y'know, this does look rather appetising: Ice cream la Jess.....................


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Huia
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Location: New Zealand
Member Since: 20th Sep 2002
Total posts: 61
Posted:Oh no..ive stumbled into a weird kind of pretend thread where people pretend they can really touch eachother--the weirdest of them all!!
This is an experience for sure, I never do this stuff on the net.


Loving your life...loving your planet...loving yourself.

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Dirty Marmite Spider
Dirty Marmite Spider

Climbing up my leg
Location: England
Member Since: 17th Sep 2002
Total posts: 141
Posted:I wouldn't bet on it. i don't look to hot today what with the kidney infection!

Maybe ice cream would cheer me up though - only Ben and Jerry's half baked cookie dough- it's sacred


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Kurobei
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Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:Of course, only the best ice cream goes on your soft skin!!! hehehehe

am I being a bit too cheeky?


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Huia
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Location: New Zealand
Member Since: 20th Sep 2002
Total posts: 61
Posted:No cheeky good! Life with no cheeky= boring.
Boring = bleh..and bleh- no good!


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Dirty Marmite Spider
Dirty Marmite Spider

Climbing up my leg
Location: England
Member Since: 17th Sep 2002
Total posts: 141
Posted:Kuro-I think i can put up with it. One of my jobs is in a night club and you should hear some of the things they (random men)come out with! Some guy came up to on last Saturday and said i'd look really good with his dick in my mouth!

I had him chucked out by our huge bouncers Dez and Craig. That'll teach the bastard.


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Huia
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Location: New Zealand
Member Since: 20th Sep 2002
Total posts: 61
Posted:And your reply is always- and youd look better with your head between my thighs.yeah.

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Kurobei
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Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:Jess - just as long as I know I'm not overstepping any boundries!!

Huia - ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Dirty Marmite Spider
Dirty Marmite Spider

Climbing up my leg
Location: England
Member Since: 17th Sep 2002
Total posts: 141
Posted:The bloke in question happened to be quite rancid, so I didn't really want his head anywhere near me. He would actually have looked better without his head altogether. Maybe I should have lent him a paper bag. (~Was that a bit bitchy?)

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Huia
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Location: New Zealand
Member Since: 20th Sep 2002
Total posts: 61
Posted:I realise that but you have to shock some of those guys sometimes..thats not bitchy either..its actually pretty honest..

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Cassandra
Cassandra

Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Member Since: 8th Jun 2001
Total posts: 4224
Posted:jess, yep, taht *was* "a bit bitchy" ..; but then again , he was "a bit of an arsehole" himself so taht's fair enough

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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Huia
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Location: New Zealand
Member Since: 20th Sep 2002
Total posts: 61
Posted:For real Cassandra in da house...some people aye..imagine what kind of tossa says 'your mouth would look good with my 'ning ning' in it'..what a twat..i think i would have laughed and laughed...actually, a little tear is in my eye just thinking about it.

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Dirty Marmite Spider
Dirty Marmite Spider

Climbing up my leg
Location: England
Member Since: 17th Sep 2002
Total posts: 141
Posted:Oh good, I don't feel so bad.
Huia-I have to work tonight so if i get the oppurtunity, i'll definately use it.


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Kurobei
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Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:Excuse me young lady but dont forget you're still tied up and covered in Ben & Jerry's ice cream....you're not going anywhere tonight!!!

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Huia
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Location: New Zealand
Member Since: 20th Sep 2002
Total posts: 61
Posted:Another really easy but effective thing to say to any derogatory term, is "You wish".If they keep on being right wankers just say "If your that desparate for a shag, theres a brothel around the corner; you can pick up a nice girl for a couple of quid." Ive dealt with some pricks and these lines work.

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Dirty Marmite Spider
Dirty Marmite Spider

Climbing up my leg
Location: England
Member Since: 17th Sep 2002
Total posts: 141
Posted:Sorry, I was having such fun with the ice cream i forgot i was tied up.Will have to call in and tell my boss i can't come to work because people need to tie me up and eat off me for god's sake!

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THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE
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Location: London
Member Since: 8th Feb 2002
Total posts: 192
Posted:Can i help...hee hee!

I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa

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Dirty Marmite Spider
Dirty Marmite Spider

Climbing up my leg
Location: England
Member Since: 17th Sep 2002
Total posts: 141
Posted:I think this is becoming a group session.(Scary)

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Kurobei
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Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:LOL!!! He'd probably fire you for telling such rediculous lies!!!!!

You know, this ice cream does taste remarkably sweet and smooth.......

<looks down>

(eek!!) Um Jess.......we seem to have run out of ice cream....................


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Huia
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Location: New Zealand
Member Since: 20th Sep 2002
Total posts: 61
Posted:get a room..

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THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE
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Location: London
Member Since: 8th Feb 2002
Total posts: 192
Posted:no we havent....i brought 2 tubs.....it neopolitian ok with everyone? strawberry, vanilla and chocolate... mmmmmmmmmmmmmyum

ps...yay! top of the new page!

pps...yay! Yay for the orange game! (www.rathergood.com- tales of the blode)

[ 21 September 2002, 02:19: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]


I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa

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