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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
White, single male seeks female for fun and frollicks in the woods with nutella and a few armadillos. Smoker, GSOH, MAD,

WLTM woman with nice hair and everything...must like discussing the finer points of sausages.

All answers replied...

Into snowbarding which is they do in the west country

picture here: Lover boy

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Sir Nuggit


Written by: Tinklepants


heard of the saying "hung like a flea?"





eek ubblol




stop molesting my quotes ubblol
Go eat some beans or something!!!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
ubblol nuggit eats crumpets.

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
beans are better for you! ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
Written by: ma'tina


after all my hugging and ....chat on this thread I think I should tell a bit more....

aukay, I'm a 26 year young firefetishist, seeks male (&female) for - as apparently loads of you like - hugging, kissing, giving massages, sharing my luv for poi and staff,...art and the sunshine, likes to travel, play chess, up for party and sometimes being serious, if necessary......likes to be outside, in parks, at the sea,.....and helpful - in different ways......etc.
....and who thinks can handle a finnish-german.....mixture!

grouphug


heart

tina




i like biggrin

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


HeadSwimGOLD Member
...curiously lost
580 posts
Location: at my PC....obviously!, United Kingdom


Posted:
biggrin Oh well I'll take anyone to be my new owner/ownee! biggrin As long as there are plenty of hug s all round and fire toys to play with! biggrin

p.s. crumpets with real butter all melted in rock my world wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
Alas, there is somewhat of a bean shortage these days. Possibly coz they're hiding, they do like to be found don't they? ubblol

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Don't turn this thread into a ubblovecrumpet lovers ubblove thread
It's for ubblovepeople loving ubblove not ubblovetoasted batter type stuff loving ubblove biggrin

CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE IN THIS ROOM?
ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
o yeah i can feel the love

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
kisses n cuddles all round!
roll up roll up! ubbrollsmile
hug hug hug hug
kiss kiss kiss kiss
ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove
ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
woo hoo! love!

ubblovehugkiss

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
wrestling huh?! think i may want in on some of that action!! wink
and yes i do make mean tattys(thats potatoes not breasts by the way!)
Am more than happy to swap copious amounts of body painting for massages,
rub me up guys!!!

Matty_BSILVER Member
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom


Posted:
sounds good to me, can I have something tribal . . . . roll on the weekend....

speaking of which tongueing:

In fact I will stop hugging from now to falmouth to make sure I have enough to go round . . .

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
well I'll be at falmouth, perplexed looking guy in a monkey t-shirt or a vest (probably drunk as a skunk with strugz) anyone wants to say hi come call in. (i'm about 2 foot 7 tall and 6'1" wide) and bare a passing resemblance to avid merion in the bear suit.
Honest!

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
yup for sure,look me up on friday,ask mags he knows who i am!
cu then for snuggles,paint,possibly potatoes and fun!
xx hug

Matty_BSILVER Member
veteran
1,314 posts
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom


Posted:
thinkn i met you mynci at the hobbit in southampton last week . .

NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
ubblol

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
doh~!
Yup...shhhhh Don't blow my cover of an aging, fat, midget, monkey, you'll ruin my rep.

Will do maus but not getting to fal til saturday, strugz knows me and i met mags once so will be hanging with the staff people probably, (will sports massage do? had to do some of that for uni)


Will do anything for potatos mmmmmmm

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
do i not give you enough potatoes?

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
potato love is against the law

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
potato love is too good to be illegal!
Sports massage sounds brill!
ubblol

SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
potatoes are great in all forms except hash browns. they are icky like marmite.

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm going to report you all to the nspcp....

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Yes you do SNOOP but I can never get enough potatos.
hmmm spuds (call me rincewind)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
*gives mynci his potatoes*

biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
ooh but home made hash browns are sooooooooo good!!
personal favourite has to be roasted tho..............
possibly a little spud obsessed now! rolleyes

SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i like boiled best. no i don't i'm lying i like mashed.

biggrin

maybe we should stop going offtopic

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
SPPPUUUDDDSSSS ubblol

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
offtopic

ubblol

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


squarexbearSILVER Member
....of doom!
585 posts
Location: Hastings, UK


Posted:
ooh hash browns sandwiches....white bread, hash browns, melted cheese, onions and LOTS of ketchup..

SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i give in. you can't beat em join em right?

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


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