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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
White, single male seeks female for fun and frollicks in the woods with nutella and a few armadillos. Smoker, GSOH, MAD,

WLTM woman with nice hair and everything...must like discussing the finer points of sausages.

All answers replied...

Into snowbarding which is they do in the west country

picture here: Lover boy

CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Winged mammal seeks cumudgeonly hermit type to share cave. No sense of humour a must.

Meh


flidBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
should this be moved with "Meet others"?

MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
Weird, nocturnal, deviant multi-limbed sense of adventure seeks fun and exciting relationship. Prefer female company, must be rather open minded.

Liking of vegimite, marmite, nutella, smarties and/or m&ms is not a disqualifying factor. however, liking of nutella and/or milo will give brownie points. As will supplying own deviant toys and/or fluffy handcuffs.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Well i'm officially single again folks so if any of you lovely ladies (preferably the ones with very low/no standards...) fancy meeting up for random niceness drop me a hello and we can see what happens



btw preferably 19+ manchester, uk



edit: sorry unregistered forgot to search hehe



by the way this is a serious ad... how crap am i?
EDITED_BY: Sniper (1107292511)

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Ta.
wink

vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
Big melon head stoner seeking gymnast nympho liquor store owner,but am not picky,
must be able to take a joke.& have big beutiful bouncy ...ummm eyes eek

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


TheHalfLizardnewbie
14 posts
Location: Sheffield


Posted:
Eccentric,stoner/philosopher seeks women with low standards,heart condition and large life insurance policy.

"The only people i con out of money are the ones who'd do the same to me if they weremore intelligent than i am."
"You use arrogance to cancel out guilt?"


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
vaperloc, i believe the word is "poi", not eyes

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
Poii right poi thats what it was bounce weavesmiley bounce2

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
lol ubbloco

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
any girlies actually read this? why aren't i tied up and naked yet?

_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
teenage minx seeks humerous random for jack-ass type activities

SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
*grabs scepter of randomness (ed: oops, that's a frozen carrot...) and 3 purple wimples then runs through the streets in full-blown bondage fairy outfit*
EDITED_BY: Sniper (1108506056)

vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
wtf?????!!!!!

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
aimee, come to manchester, theres a few people like that

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
17 year old aussie girl seeks a friend...


*sigh* Woe is me

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
just demonstrating my random jackassness fot the pretty aimee lady

_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
OMG! you have a fairy bondage outfit too?! we're made for each other!

SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
actually i was planning on just borrowing yours. if you're still in it, even better wink
EDITED_BY: Sniper (1108674015)

SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
guess i'll have to buy my own then tongue

_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
yes, yes you will tongue

SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
better get some money then. anyone wanna buy a mother?

_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
no thanks, one is more than enough tongue

Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Cat-like polar bear-loving maggot Insomniac who listenes to loud music at 1 am seeks someone to play with who is able to tolerate being woken up to twirl at some ungodly hour.

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
19 year old with glowing balls and fast car seaks green eyed cutie to chill on the beach with tongue

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
i am green eyed, and i like the beach...doesnt mean i'm exactly cute

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
found this thread.. had to bump it lol
bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
ubblol



Crazy Lost boy seeks similar Lost Girl for misplaced misadventures and shamless shinanighans ubblol

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


taintedaddict
422 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Tiny girl loves buckfast, crisps and fire seeks fellow buckfast lover for swigs beerchug

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
walking accident seeks nurse for fun and first aid practice. spank
ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


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