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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:White, single male seeks female for fun and frollicks in the woods with nutella and a few armadillos. Smoker, GSOH, MAD,

WLTM woman with nice hair and everything...must like discussing the finer points of sausages.

All answers replied...

Into snowbarding which is they do in the west country

picture here: Lover boy


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Dirty Marmite Spider


Dirty Marmite Spider

Climbing up my leg
Location: England

Total posts: 141
Posted:By the way I checked my PM's and nothing there.
I sent you one and i'm feeling robuffed - is that how you spell it. Any way i mean upset and neglected.


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Wikkaman


member
Location: The Birthplace of BlackSabbath

Total posts: 259
Posted:I think that Jessica should have to change her HOP name to Dirty Marmite Spider.
All in favour say iiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee, BO!


The answer is never the answer. What's really interesting is the mystery. If you seek the mystery instead of the answer, you'll always be seeking. I've never seen anybody really find the answer-- they think they have, so they stop thinking. But the job is to seek mystery, evoke mystery, plant a garden in which strange plants grow and mysteries bloom. The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer.-- Ken Kesey

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:aaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

BO!!!!

Jess - Sorry honey, could have sworn there was, I'll go check mine now, don't go anywhere

<ties Jess to nearby chair and bolts chair to floor> hehehe!!

<scapmers off>


whats up with all the limitations?

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:<unties Jess>

Okay, there's one there now


whats up with all the limitations?

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Dirty Marmite Spider


Dirty Marmite Spider

Climbing up my leg
Location: England

Total posts: 141
Posted:Not used to being tied up.....................but i like it!

Thanks for the message.


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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Easy now, this is a public thread, some people might get a little excited if ya know what I mean!!!

whats up with all the limitations?

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Raphael96
SILVER Member since Sep 2002

old hand
Location: New York City, USA

Total posts: 899
Posted:Oh, behave!

Raph


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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:<ties Jess to chair again and scampers off>

hehehehehehe!!!!!!!!


whats up with all the limitations?

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Dirty Marmite Spider


Dirty Marmite Spider

Climbing up my leg
Location: England

Total posts: 141
Posted:I'm always excited anyway, like i'm permanently on uppers. I can't help it, maybe being tied up is a good thing for me, would restrict my crazy flailing and giggling.

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:<pulls chair up and drags giggling Jess into broom cupboard, closes door and strolls down hallway whistling............>

It's for your own good my dear..........


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BamBam


BamBam

Pooh-Bah
Location: London

Total posts: 1810
Posted:SB........ that told you!!!!

way to go Princess Cass


A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Hey Bams, always good to see you!!

I think I left my No Doubt Minidisc at yours!! Grrrr
Could you have an ickle look, pweeeease!!!

<gives Bams puppy-dog eyes>


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Mark P
BRONZE Member since Oct 2001

Mark P

old hand
Location: Bath, England

Total posts: 1031
Posted:Its getting a bit messy in here!

<goes to cupboard to get broom and finds Jess, drags chair out and unties>

Here have a spliff and we can plan a revenge attack on Kurobei


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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Don't untie her you fool!!!! she'll go whizzing about the house in a hyperactive fren........ahh Jesus, there she goes!!!!

<stands back and watches Jess run from room to room giggling wildly>

See, I'm gonna go and hide.......


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Mark P
BRONZE Member since Oct 2001

Mark P

old hand
Location: Bath, England

Total posts: 1031
Posted:He He you can run but you cant hide

Muwhahahahah!!


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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Hehehe, you think?

<jumps up side of stairs onto landing and dissapears onto second floor...............silence falls................>


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Dirty Marmite Spider


Dirty Marmite Spider

Climbing up my leg
Location: England

Total posts: 141
Posted:Hey, i can't help it. All special people are hyperactive. Sort of.

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Mark P
BRONZE Member since Oct 2001

Mark P

old hand
Location: Bath, England

Total posts: 1031
Posted:He he he I know this complex too well, we had an anti-escape system fitted in the first week and the button was pressed as you jumped down the stairs

Now let us retire upstairs and track him down using the cctv system Jessica


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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Hey honey, I know your special!!!

HUGZ N LOVE

xxxxxxx


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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:Ahhhhhh u peeps gert dirtier and more perverse that I can act........

Leavin y'all to it - lol


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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Oh, you ain't seen nothin yet boy!!!!



Jess, oh Jess, c'mere Jess......


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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:Only coz I wouldn't let u - lol

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Well actually cause no one will let me experiment on them!!

If they just trusted me and knew that no harm was gonna come to them then it'd all be fine!!

Where's Jess got to?


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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:Harm and needing a shower are 2 VERRRRRRRY different things though man - ROFLMAO

Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Why? Do you need a shower?

People should trust me more!!


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lolli


purple penguin- soon to be
Location: playing with the pixies at the...

Total posts: 478
Posted:poor ickle lolli-pop in need of owner to nibble on her so she can fizzle, can be a multiple of flavours. .no suckers need apply. . furry handcuffs (note not boots! dom) come as standard

aww adorable ickle kitten/puppy thingy bless *carries k back home to help cass look after him*



My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Aren't I adorable?!?!?!?

<looks at new owner with big puppy-dog eyes>

SLURP <licks lolli> mmmmm strawberry and apple...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, very tasty!!!


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BamBam


BamBam

Pooh-Bah
Location: London

Total posts: 1810
Posted:K I've found a couple of MD's that don't belong to me.

I'll give then to you when you come over for PIP.
Is that ok with you?


A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:That would be good but I MIGHT not be able to make it down as my vocalist had decided to tell me we have a gig then and after a row last night I find out this morning that I think she's lied to me and hasn't actually arranged anything with anyone!!!

I'm gonna come down unless there is something definately going on that I haven't found out yet

I'm soooooooo sooooooo sorry babe!!!!!!!!!


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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:BUNNY BOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Run for your life mate


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