• All Purchases made this month instantly go into the draw to win a USD $ 200.00 credit to your HoP account.
 
Page: 1...56789...12
UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:White, single male seeks female for fun and frollicks in the woods with nutella and a few armadillos. Smoker, GSOH, MAD,

WLTM woman with nice hair and everything...must like discussing the finer points of sausages.

All answers replied...

Into snowbarding which is they do in the west country

picture here: Lover boy


Delete Topic

_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:(oops, didn't post fast enough... this is directed at the tainted one)





Lol, frickin alcofrolic rolleyes

EDITED_BY: Firepoise (1121260373)


Getting to the other side smile

Delete

Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:Written by: mynci

walking accident seeks nurse for fun and first aid practice. spank
ubblol



ubblol

No gags about rubber gloves and stethescopes required wink


Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

Delete

Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:pick on me... ubblol
shh that was supposed to be a silent thought *thinks about crumpet* biggrin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

Delete

blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Amazonian love-goddess seeks something small and insignificant to throw around.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

Delete

clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:amazonian basketballer seeks male for good snoo snoo...
if you dont understand, dont ask.


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

Delete

Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:will you snoo snoo them to death? ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

Delete

pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:pineapplish 16 yr old seeks non pelvis smashing female

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

Delete

ma'tina
ma'tina

multiplex
Location: somewhere...
Member Since: 20th Mar 2005
Total posts: 611
Posted:Ola Nuggit!

sometimes I'm crazy, sometimes I'm lost, but what are those
shinanighans.....what???

take care,

hug

tina


- Ho Sa -
kisses & peace & love to beautiful madges
*rever le temps le prendre*

Delete

SNOOPoi
SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
Member Since: 13th Jun 2002
Total posts: 3380
Posted:fun loving 16 year old (with fiery temper) seeks good hearted young man. has to have very GSOH and willing to accept me when I'm in a bad mood.

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

Delete

TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:If I were single mine would read:

Young divorcee , 23, likes shiny things and nice people, wltm a down to earth studmuffin who's into everything like myself. Must like cuddles and kisses and a nice fat joint when the moment arises. biggrin


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

Delete

Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:A nice joint?


Non-Https Image Link



Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

Delete

TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:Yes nuggit. That kind of joint.

I often find myself in the garden, smoking a whole cow's leg all by myself at the bonfire...


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

Delete

Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:Smokey beef? Excellent, I'm a leg AND breast man myself biggrin

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

Delete

TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:The Worlds most to the point ad...

Sex-mad female, 23, enjoy sleeping (and other various indoor pursuits) in other people's beds, making love and self-love.
wltm male into similar. No pets as I'm too busy sh*****g to take it out for a s***...


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

Delete

ma'tina
ma'tina

multiplex
Location: somewhere...
Member Since: 20th Mar 2005
Total posts: 611
Posted:Written by: Tinklepants

likes shiny things and nice people... Must like cuddles and kisses and a nice fat joint when the moment arises. biggrin




If I weren't in love, havin a crush on someone.....would sound like my type of guy....esp: the cuddle and kissing part....etc.

love,

hug

tina


- Ho Sa -
kisses & peace & love to beautiful madges
*rever le temps le prendre*

Delete

squarexbear
squarexbear

....of doom!
Location: Hastings, UK
Member Since: 17th Apr 2005
Total posts: 585
Posted:(if i was single)
weird girl, 19, wltm witty, intelligent, equally strange man for nerdy jokes, irresponsible use of fuel and hoegaarden. pierced/inked + musician + romantic preferred.


Delete

TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:Every guy I've known have been very stingy and mean with their cuddles n kisses. At one point I thought about batting for the same side but that didnt work out either.

I'll just cuddle my mirror...


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

Delete

Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:Who's the crush with Tina? *awaits gossip* You kept that one quiet wink

And Tinklepants isn't a fella, in case you were wondering wink


Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

Delete

squarexbear
squarexbear

....of doom!
Location: Hastings, UK
Member Since: 17th Apr 2005
Total posts: 585
Posted:guys are sucky...they can't get the cuddle balance right ever. huff.

Delete

ma'tina
ma'tina

multiplex
Location: somewhere...
Member Since: 20th Mar 2005
Total posts: 611
Posted:first I wanna see you spinning fire in your boxers, then when I'm in Blighty I will give you the most interesting news in person....!;)

....thx, realized myself that Tinklpants isn't a fella, but girls are nice too, even nicer sometimes!!! tongue

so what do you reckon, can I sleep at your place when I'm in Blighty????? rolleyes

hug

tina


- Ho Sa -
kisses & peace & love to beautiful madges
*rever le temps le prendre*

Delete

TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:Mine pushes me away and says
"eeewwwww"

This is the man who somehow fathered my kids.

No I don't get it either, who could resist moi? ubblol


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

Delete

Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:hug hug hug AND beerchug beerchug beerchug

Personally, I love cuddles - especially after a long day of making a fool of myself in the name of fun, sat on the sofa watching gumf on the tellybox


Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

Delete

TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:what so now I look like a guy? ubblol (thanks nuggit now you made peeps think i'm a manly man cub)
I think i'll go cry into a pint of stella artois...


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

Delete

squarexbear
squarexbear

....of doom!
Location: Hastings, UK
Member Since: 17th Apr 2005
Total posts: 585
Posted:ok, having thought about it, staffboy is pretty good with cuddles etc.

i've had 'eeeww'-ers in the past. they suck.


Delete

TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:the secret with eeewww-ers is alcohol, they drop their guard. Then I pounce and mock them in the morning!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

Delete

Sir Nuggit
Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic
Member Since: 10th May 2005
Total posts: 899
Posted:*gasp* No way, I'm sure you're the ladyest of the lady's - I['d never suggest such a thing ubblol

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

Delete

ma'tina
ma'tina

multiplex
Location: somewhere...
Member Since: 20th Mar 2005
Total posts: 611
Posted:Ola Tinkle...!
hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug don't cry....esp. not because of a man ubblol

tina


- Ho Sa -
kisses & peace & love to beautiful madges
*rever le temps le prendre*

Delete

squarexbear
squarexbear

....of doom!
Location: Hastings, UK
Member Since: 17th Apr 2005
Total posts: 585
Posted:sir nuggit we're stealing you and putting you in a small box. we will feed you crumpets in return for hugs on demand.

Delete

TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:Hey those cuddles made me feel better smile

I don't act like a lady, but i have all the correct moving parts including rolling eyes and an inflation plug...


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

Delete

ma'tina
ma'tina

multiplex
Location: somewhere...
Member Since: 20th Mar 2005
Total posts: 611
Posted:ditto

to squarexedge post!



- Ho Sa -
kisses & peace & love to beautiful madges
*rever le temps le prendre*

Delete

Page: 1...56789...12

Similar Topics

Using the keywords [lonely heart* column] we found the following similar topics.
1. Learn > Juggling > Cane and rings > steering column *help/resource
2. Learn > Yoyo > Level 3 > Triangle Heart *help/resource
3. Forums > Lonely Hearts column [341 replies]
4. Forums > Medical Question for Lightning [6 replies]
5. Forums > hearts [11 replies]

     Show more..