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UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
White, single male seeks female for fun and frollicks in the woods with nutella and a few armadillos. Smoker, GSOH, MAD,

WLTM woman with nice hair and everything...must like discussing the finer points of sausages.

All answers replied...

Into snowbarding which is they do in the west country

picture here: Lover boy

_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
(oops, didn't post fast enough... this is directed at the tainted one)





Lol, frickin alcofrolic rolleyes
EDITED_BY: Firepoise (1121260373)

Getting to the other side smile


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
Written by: mynci


walking accident seeks nurse for fun and first aid practice. spank
ubblol




ubblol

No gags about rubber gloves and stethescopes required wink

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
pick on me... ubblol
shh that was supposed to be a silent thought *thinks about crumpet* biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Amazonian love-goddess seeks something small and insignificant to throw around.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
amazonian basketballer seeks male for good snoo snoo...
if you dont understand, dont ask.

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
will you snoo snoo them to death? ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
pineapplish 16 yr old seeks non pelvis smashing female

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


ma'tinaBRONZE Member
multiplex
611 posts
Location: somewhere..., Germany


Posted:
Ola Nuggit!

sometimes I'm crazy, sometimes I'm lost, but what are those
shinanighans.....what???

take care,

hug

tina

- Ho Sa -
kisses & peace & love to beautiful madges
*rever le temps le prendre*


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
fun loving 16 year old (with fiery temper) seeks good hearted young man. has to have very GSOH and willing to accept me when I'm in a bad mood.

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
If I were single mine would read:

Young divorcee , 23, likes shiny things and nice people, wltm a down to earth studmuffin who's into everything like myself. Must like cuddles and kisses and a nice fat joint when the moment arises. biggrin

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
A nice joint?


Non-Https Image Link

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yes nuggit. That kind of joint.

I often find myself in the garden, smoking a whole cow's leg all by myself at the bonfire...

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
Smokey beef? Excellent, I'm a leg AND breast man myself biggrin

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
The Worlds most to the point ad...

Sex-mad female, 23, enjoy sleeping (and other various indoor pursuits) in other people's beds, making love and self-love.
wltm male into similar. No pets as I'm too busy sh*****g to take it out for a s***...

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


ma'tinaBRONZE Member
multiplex
611 posts
Location: somewhere..., Germany


Posted:
Written by: Tinklepants


likes shiny things and nice people... Must like cuddles and kisses and a nice fat joint when the moment arises. biggrin





If I weren't in love, havin a crush on someone.....would sound like my type of guy....esp: the cuddle and kissing part....etc.

love,

hug

tina

- Ho Sa -
kisses & peace & love to beautiful madges
*rever le temps le prendre*


squarexbearSILVER Member
....of doom!
585 posts
Location: Hastings, UK


Posted:
(if i was single)
weird girl, 19, wltm witty, intelligent, equally strange man for nerdy jokes, irresponsible use of fuel and hoegaarden. pierced/inked + musician + romantic preferred.

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Every guy I've known have been very stingy and mean with their cuddles n kisses. At one point I thought about batting for the same side but that didnt work out either.

I'll just cuddle my mirror...

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
Who's the crush with Tina? *awaits gossip* You kept that one quiet wink

And Tinklepants isn't a fella, in case you were wondering wink

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


squarexbearSILVER Member
....of doom!
585 posts
Location: Hastings, UK


Posted:
guys are sucky...they can't get the cuddle balance right ever. huff.

ma'tinaBRONZE Member
multiplex
611 posts
Location: somewhere..., Germany


Posted:
first I wanna see you spinning fire in your boxers, then when I'm in Blighty I will give you the most interesting news in person....!;)

....thx, realized myself that Tinklpants isn't a fella, but girls are nice too, even nicer sometimes!!! tongue

so what do you reckon, can I sleep at your place when I'm in Blighty????? rolleyes

hug

tina

- Ho Sa -
kisses & peace & love to beautiful madges
*rever le temps le prendre*


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Mine pushes me away and says
"eeewwwww"

This is the man who somehow fathered my kids.

No I don't get it either, who could resist moi? ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
hug hug hug AND beerchug beerchug beerchug

Personally, I love cuddles - especially after a long day of making a fool of myself in the name of fun, sat on the sofa watching gumf on the tellybox

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
what so now I look like a guy? ubblol (thanks nuggit now you made peeps think i'm a manly man cub)
I think i'll go cry into a pint of stella artois...

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


squarexbearSILVER Member
....of doom!
585 posts
Location: Hastings, UK


Posted:
ok, having thought about it, staffboy is pretty good with cuddles etc.

i've had 'eeeww'-ers in the past. they suck.

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
the secret with eeewww-ers is alcohol, they drop their guard. Then I pounce and mock them in the morning!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
*gasp* No way, I'm sure you're the ladyest of the lady's - I['d never suggest such a thing ubblol

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


ma'tinaBRONZE Member
multiplex
611 posts
Location: somewhere..., Germany


Posted:
Ola Tinkle...!
hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug don't cry....esp. not because of a man ubblol

tina

- Ho Sa -
kisses & peace & love to beautiful madges
*rever le temps le prendre*


squarexbearSILVER Member
....of doom!
585 posts
Location: Hastings, UK


Posted:
sir nuggit we're stealing you and putting you in a small box. we will feed you crumpets in return for hugs on demand.

TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey those cuddles made me feel better smile

I don't act like a lady, but i have all the correct moving parts including rolling eyes and an inflation plug...

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


ma'tinaBRONZE Member
multiplex
611 posts
Location: somewhere..., Germany


Posted:
ditto

to squarexedge post!

- Ho Sa -
kisses & peace & love to beautiful madges
*rever le temps le prendre*


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