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UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
White, single male seeks female for fun and frollicks in the woods with nutella and a few armadillos. Smoker, GSOH, MAD,

WLTM woman with nice hair and everything...must like discussing the finer points of sausages.

All answers replied...

Into snowbarding which is they do in the west country

picture here: Lover boy

DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
Can't see the picture. Which is probably a blessing actually!

Small furry goat seeks companion. Must be small and enjoy butting. No preferance to species but if not a farm animal pls do not apply.

Enjoys long walks, and the occasional frolic in the barn with farmer John.

Az abouve, So below...


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Do cats count? Farmers have cats, right?

Okay; soft, silky, green eyed feline seeks fellow animaux for play, friendship and possibly more...

Likes sleeping, climbing trees, eating and getting all tied up while at play......

[ 18 September 2002, 01:53: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
thats it your grounded

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
errm DFQ, a reply...

Recently divorced highlad goat (angora) known as 'Billy', in the concrete buisness, amature escapologist, 6" horns.

replyto ConcreteGoat@GoatsOnline.goat.net

Also have three batchelor cats looking for no strings fun in the hayloft area, discresion and safty garanteed, no siamese.

one for you Kanobi? reply to BillBenandWeed@catoperatedtinopener.com

I really gotta keep the animals off this thing.

N

[ 18 September 2002, 10:33: Message edited by: Nix? ]

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


master sodiummember
536 posts
Location: carson city, nevada


Posted:
well, I'm not all that into goats, ostrich are MUCH better lays. grab on and let em do all the bouncing. only trick is DON'T FALL OFF. them talons hurt.

you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ooh my sister, Dibs, is an ostrich. Unfortunately for you she's currently dating a pygmy hippo chef from Manchester.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
A pygmy hippo chef? Does that mean that the chef cooks pygmy hippos, or that he is one?

*****

Want to create a combustable partnership? Bright & Fiery, football loving bird seeks similar for erotic flamable adventures.

reply to Bobthephoenix@angelfire.com

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


DomBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK


Posted:
Spoon, small but perfectly formed and highly reflective, seeks other such cultery for fun or long lasting relationships. Complex relationships involving multiple knives/forks/tin openers/ice cream scoops will be considered. No plastic cultery please. Apply via Dom.

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Tiny Elf, looking for friend of similar nature. Must enjoy eating M&Ms, hiding in Pockets, taking powerNaps, being inquisitive, have pointy ears, and shoes with Bells on. (please bring own bells)

Reply to igotspointyears@mailsomewhere.com

Currently on the right side up of the world.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
He is a hippo. With a little beard as I recall.

Dibs has scary feet. Ask Dom.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Dom, does Dibs have scary feet? And what is scary about them?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
At first I thought this was a serius post, then I rememberd I was on HOP where even the most serius intentions turn to... interesting posts (for lack of a better word)

SW psychopath seeks SWF who preferably spins fire in one way or another. Persons under 18 need not apply, I dont like the idea of going to jail! If interested, bored or just desperate just PM me!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
strangely enough, i think Mr Phule is going to get a lot of pm's after that post...... `

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
*chuckles*

I doubt it, but it would be nice.

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:


check your pms yet? i sent you one ten mins ago ` ` `

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
Aye I saw and replied, though enough with the Mr. stuff you make me feel old!!

I was talking witih Rozi on the phone yesterday and she said I sound old, now your calling me Mr. Phule!! I am 21 I am not old!!

AAAHHHH

*Runs around screaming*

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
oh my!

lol
dont take it personally, i think its just a respect thing, as apposed to age.. Im always getting ages wrong. i call my grandfather Kid and Son for goodness sake!
'
`
just be grateful i havent called you Sir yet....

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
hehe no worries, just dont call me sir, I work for a living!!!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
i never understood that saying...

does that mean a person isnt entitled to respect because they are working class?

i call ppl at work sir, and Mam, and no, i dont work at a fast food place.... i work in an office

Mind you, Im also wearing a tie today, so perhaps i dont do things normally......

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
Okay Barney style...

In the military you are divided into two groups Officer and Enlisted. The Elisted side of the house does the most work, they also are required to call officers (pending on their sex) Sir. The saying basically means that I am not a lazy officer dont call me Sir.

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
22 male single ,likes to sponn and smoke fat joints in bed......umm lazy and poor but i'm nice and I smell good too.

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Ooooo, I like boys who smell good...

For the record, Raymund sounds like he is about 28. He sounds all mature and stuff!!!

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
Dom , thanks for that interesting add and thanks for taking your mission seriously

For whom it may concern, Dibs has scary feet, but Dibs is wonderful



shine on
Cassandra

[ 19 September 2002, 20:02: Message edited by: Cassandra ]

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
Cass, do I sound like I am 28? I think I sound like I am 21. Rozi is just crazy!1

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


BurningByronmember
340 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
hmmmmm Male, 18, Billionaire, with Brad Pitt looks, 'Good Will Hunting' intelligence, the charm of 007, the smooth moves of John Travolta, prowess in the sack that rivals Fabio himself, a body not unlike Arnie's and with self obsessed/loving delusions... seeks a woman, preferably with two legs.

Any takers???

HOW TO FLY 101:
step 1. Throw your self at the ground.
step 2. Miss.


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
nope, Ray, you do sound older than your age on the phone ... but then again ... you always call me in the middle of the night so i don't recall your voice all so well, you adorable psychopath

burning Byron .... you look like Brad Pitt too ??? so that's you and Dom then ... wow !!!

pity noone looks like George Clooney here

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
Oh and , Byron ... I once met a girl with two legs, i'll try and get ahold of her email address and PM you

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
I have been given the nick name Beaker (yes the muppet), for two reasons

1) some friends of mine say I look like him
2) I am a big fan of mixing my own drinks

"ya I want that, and that... just put it in a shot glass!!" hehehe, and people wonder why I say I dont remember much of Thailand hehe

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Small green bong, seeks long relationship with stoner chick.

Must light my fire and be good at sucking hard.

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


master sodiummember
536 posts
Location: carson city, nevada


Posted:
see ray, if you moved to nevada, you wouldn't have to worry aboot them being under 18. you can date em as young as 16 here. me thinks its time for a trip to the high school.

you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.


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