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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF
Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:White, single male seeks female for fun and frollicks in the woods with nutella and a few armadillos. Smoker, GSOH, MAD,

WLTM woman with nice hair and everything...must like discussing the finer points of sausages.

All answers replied...

Into snowbarding which is they do in the west country

picture here: Lover boy

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:Written by: Sir Nuggit

Written by: Tinklepants

heard of the saying "hung like a flea?"




eek ubblol



stop molesting my quotes ubblol
Go eat some beans or something!!!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:ubblol nuggit eats crumpets.

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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:beans are better for you! ubblol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Noddy


Noddy
Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:Written by: ma'tina

after all my hugging and ....chat on this thread I think I should tell a bit more....

aukay, I'm a 26 year young firefetishist, seeks male (&female) for - as apparently loads of you like - hugging, kissing, giving massages, sharing my luv for poi and staff,...art and the sunshine, likes to travel, play chess, up for party and sometimes being serious, if necessary......likes to be outside, in parks, at the sea,.....and helpful - in different ways......etc.
....and who thinks can handle a finnish-german.....mixture!

grouphug


heart

tina



i like biggrin

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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HeadSwim
GOLD Member since Jul 2003

HeadSwim
...curiously lost
Location: at my PC....obviously!

Total posts: 580
Posted:biggrin Oh well I'll take anyone to be my new owner/ownee! biggrin As long as there are plenty of hug s all round and fire toys to play with! biggrin

p.s. crumpets with real butter all melted in rock my world wink

Nothing is easy.......until you can do it! biggrin

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Sir Nuggit


Sir Nuggit
....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic

Total posts: 899
Posted:Alas, there is somewhat of a bean shortage these days. Possibly coz they're hiding, they do like to be found don't they? ubblol

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:Don't turn this thread into a ubblovecrumpet lovers ubblove thread
It's for ubblovepeople loving ubblove not ubblovetoasted batter type stuff loving ubblove biggrin

CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE IN THIS ROOM?
ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove

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Noddy


Noddy
Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:o yeah i can feel the love

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:kisses n cuddles all round!
roll up roll up! ubbrollsmile
hug hug hug hug
kiss kiss kiss kiss
ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove
ubblol

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:woo hoo! love!

ubblovehugkiss

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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:wrestling huh?! think i may want in on some of that action!! wink
and yes i do make mean tattys(thats potatoes not breasts by the way!)
Am more than happy to swap copious amounts of body painting for massages,
rub me up guys!!!

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Matty_B
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

Matty_B
veteran
Location: Blu's Pocket

Total posts: 1314
Posted:sounds good to me, can I have something tribal . . . . roll on the weekend....

speaking of which tongueing:

In fact I will stop hugging from now to falmouth to make sure I have enough to go round . . .

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci
Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:well I'll be at falmouth, perplexed looking guy in a monkey t-shirt or a vest (probably drunk as a skunk with strugz) anyone wants to say hi come call in. (i'm about 2 foot 7 tall and 6'1" wide) and bare a passing resemblance to avid merion in the bear suit.
Honest!

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:yup for sure,look me up on friday,ask mags he knows who i am!
cu then for snuggles,paint,possibly potatoes and fun!
xx hug

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Matty_B
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

Matty_B
veteran
Location: Blu's Pocket

Total posts: 1314
Posted:thinkn i met you mynci at the hobbit in southampton last week . .

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Noddy


Noddy
Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:ubblol

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci
Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:doh~!
Yup...shhhhh Don't blow my cover of an aging, fat, midget, monkey, you'll ruin my rep.

Will do maus but not getting to fal til saturday, strugz knows me and i met mags once so will be hanging with the staff people probably, (will sports massage do? had to do some of that for uni)


Will do anything for potatos mmmmmmm

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:do i not give you enough potatoes?

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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:potato love is against the law

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:potato love is too good to be illegal!
Sports massage sounds brill!
ubblol

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:potatoes are great in all forms except hash browns. they are icky like marmite.

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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:I'm going to report you all to the nspcp....

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci
Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Yes you do SNOOP but I can never get enough potatos.
hmmm spuds (call me rincewind)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:*gives mynci his potatoes*

biggrin

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SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:ooh but home made hash browns are sooooooooo good!!
personal favourite has to be roasted tho..............
possibly a little spud obsessed now! rolleyes

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:i like boiled best. no i don't i'm lying i like mashed.

biggrin

maybe we should stop going offtopic

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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Noddy


Noddy
Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:SPPPUUUDDDSSSS ubblol

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:offtopic

ubblol

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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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squarexbear
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

squarexbear
....of doom!
Location: Hastings, UK

Total posts: 585
Posted:ooh hash browns sandwiches....white bread, hash browns, melted cheese, onions and LOTS of ketchup..

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...

Total posts: 3380
Posted:i give in. you can't beat em join em right?

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Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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