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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:White, single male seeks female for fun and frollicks in the woods with nutella and a few armadillos. Smoker, GSOH, MAD,

WLTM woman with nice hair and everything...must like discussing the finer points of sausages.

All answers replied...

Into snowbarding which is they do in the west country

picture here: Lover boy


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Cassandra


Cassandra

Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
Location: Back in Paris... for now !

Total posts: 4224
Posted:get a room and take medication, Kurobei !!! there are kids on this board too

shine on
cassandra


"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Sorry!!

Right...roll up, roll up, we've got 3 tubs of ice cream, who's for being tied down and covered with this prime vintage Neopolitan?

Roll up, roll up


whats up with all the limitations?

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Huia


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Location: New Zealand

Total posts: 61
Posted:o.k.
well..from ice cream to kiddy porn..were having a party..pass it round, breathe it in, breathe it out.


Loving your life...loving your planet...loving yourself.

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Kabukiman


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Location: Washington, USA

Total posts: 42
Posted:You know... I was going to say something clever... but the thought escaped me. I am going to see if I can go trap it in the corner and put it back in my mind. Unfortunatelly I am currently at work and this is a rather big building to get lost in. I am thinking to try the favorite food under the box trick but I still don't have a clue as to how ideas thrive. I guess I'll just have to wait until it gets homesick and returns.

Single White Trollish Looking Fella seeking Single Damsel to take to my cavern. Must have good sense of humor. Must have a taste for good alcohol. Open mindedness to group orgies with not at all trollish looking room-mate prefered. For more info contact Kabukiman.


I wouldn't know... I've never given a cartoon character an orgasm.

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Cassandra


Cassandra

Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
Location: Back in Paris... for now !

Total posts: 4224
Posted:ROFL @ your signature, Kabukiman ... something Bender the Offender migth very well appreciate

wasn't that thread once called "lonely hreats something " ... how come it turnt into "i'll eat something on your bare skin while you're all tied up" thread


"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:That would be my fault......................sorry

[ 21 September 2002, 22:59: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Huia


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Location: New Zealand

Total posts: 61
Posted:80 year old nymphomaniac seeks porn star- mid 20's 12 inch cock, must like cats.

Loving your life...loving your planet...loving yourself.

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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!.....................erm, actually it's not, I was lying.......shit

<sprints off>


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Huia


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Location: New Zealand

Total posts: 61
Posted:Perfection for me??
tall, shaggy hair, beads, casual but funky dress, fun, pyro, bit porno, bit arrogant, risk taker but intelligent..and funny..- so important.
Drives van, wants to travel and can handle a semi-open relationship..no strings, just friendship and honesty..yeah..write it and print it.


Loving your life...loving your planet...loving yourself.

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Huia


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Location: New Zealand

Total posts: 61
Posted:Im quite serious!!

Loving your life...loving your planet...loving yourself.

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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:WOW!!!

tall - 6 foot
shaggy hair - kind of/can be
beads - yes
casual but funky dress - I think you'd be cool with it
fun - of course
pyro - STAFF
bit porno - Just read my posts but yeah
bit arrogant - hmmmmmm
risk taker but intelligent - OH YEAH!!!
funny - on the fence...........
Drives van - sadly no but could do with one!!!
wants to travel - Absolutely!!!!
can handle a semi-open relationship - Um.....yes!!!


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Cassandra


Cassandra

Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
Location: Back in Paris... for now !

Total posts: 4224
Posted:
Non-Https Image Link


Bingooooo


"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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Huia


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Location: New Zealand

Total posts: 61
Posted::smoking:well..arent you sounding like a hot chocolate on a cold day...grrrr.

Loving your life...loving your planet...loving yourself.

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Huia


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Location: New Zealand

Total posts: 61
Posted:that smoking ting at the start of my post was a bit wrong.. hell knows how i did that.

Loving your life...loving your planet...loving yourself.

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Cassandra


Cassandra

Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
Location: Back in Paris... for now !

Total posts: 4224
Posted:just need to put a space between the smilie and the "well"

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

100 characters max...
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:Yay, and this column becomes Perfect Match

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:I could be coffee if you prefer; wake up to me in the morning.........oh god!! I'm soooo sorry but the opportunity was there and I just had to take it!!!! lol

Forgive me? hehehe!!lol


whats up with all the limitations?

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:quote:Originally posted by SmallBoy:
por tu? de nada por que tu es muy hermosa y estoy un primo por un chico bonita - xxx

lol - for anyone that can read spanish
a) I don't actually mean that
b) pls correct it for me, I haven't done spanish in 5 years - xby your? of nothing so that your she is very beautiful and I am a cousin by a pretty boy - xxx???????????????????????


There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:Errrrrm, I COULDN'T have fucked it that badly surely????

(*Bangs head on table and seeks second opinion from DromePixie*)

Small Boy:-
seeks tasty raspberry & vanilla hard boiled sweet on stick to be sweet to him, and for sucking purposes to replace dummies.
Promises ice-cream related orgasms and working PC.
May have to endure occassional sulking and crying.


Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:Ok just found a site called babelfish and it was supposed to go like this apparently:-

para usted? no es nada porque usted es muy hermoso y soy un tonto para un muchacho bonito

Grrrrr - not that it's too obvious that I haven't done Spanish for errrrrrr 5 YEARS!!!!!!!

Fek ya!!!!!!

(*Walks off to find someone that can sedate him with copius amounts of grass that he can't get hold of at the moment & hugz from people that don't live half way up the country*)


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SmallBoys Evil Twin Brother


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Location: London

Total posts: 55
Posted:Desperately trying to bring this thread back on topic

Tall, dark, extremely strong cup of coffee seeks to keep small cute blond girl up all night.
Would not suit already hyperactive people or anyone not after romances of hot & steamy variety.


I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others.

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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Okay, I'm back!!

(shouts offstage: boooooooooooooooooo)

It turns out it was just a glitch in the servers due to the mini earthquake we had last night!!


whats up with all the limitations?

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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:I'm sure all the ladies are now feverishly stuck to their chairs again. - lol
(But I'm not saying how)


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SmallBoys Evil Twin Brother


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Location: London

Total posts: 55
Posted:.....and I really should have been the one to say that.

I don't rebel against the system, I created it for the misery of others.

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NYC


NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA

Total posts: 9232
Posted:It's too bad this thread got bastardised. I think a singles thread would have been cute. Not that I'm looking, cuz I sure ain't, but it would have given me warm fuzzies to see others hook up and such. Firespinning's pretty darn romantic, no?



Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:

Saying nothing


Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Ahhhhhh, you're all such old romantics!!!
And I doubt very much whether the ladies will be stuck to their chairs!!

Not yet anyway!! - hehe!!


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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:Pensive looking, small thing seeks

a dog on stilts..oh..no..went out with one of those..terrible acne and had his head in the clouds..

ok then..

anyone...yes..anyone/thing for fun times and bananas (which used to be yellow but which are now a beige colour)


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Did someone say bananas?

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:Yes.

I just did.

smile


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