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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
White, single male seeks female for fun and frollicks in the woods with nutella and a few armadillos. Smoker, GSOH, MAD,

WLTM woman with nice hair and everything...must like discussing the finer points of sausages.

All answers replied...

Into snowbarding which is they do in the west country

picture here: Lover boy

Raphael96SILVER Member
old hand
899 posts
Location: New York City, USA


Posted:
Born again spinner looking for fun people to spin with.

I should have come up with something more witty, but I'm mostly asleep..

Raph

vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
whoa..*packing bags* heheh lets cruise

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


tatttySILVER Member
member
158 posts
Location: crapy planet thanet, United Kingdom


Posted:
smilin twirler looking for friendly dose of caffine to help me stop writing a load a rubbish.
Ta x

Make your own happiness by making others happy [Ikeda]

*they used to read me stories, as though my dreams were boring*


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
If you can write rubbish you'll fit right in round here.

Meh


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
You see, I am in the military and under the uniformed code of military justice, I can not date, sleep with, or even just vist a person under 18 without parental concent. The military is big on the statutory rape thing.

I am from New Mexico, I can leagly date a girl 4 years younger than I. But that is like 17 year olds and they are all still in highschool and umm thats just wierd for me.

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
Pyromaniac, 25, seeks companionship for long winter nights . Must like chains, sticks, swords, whips and most of all fire .

Enjoyment of the finer things in life, , and dancing prefered. Ability to cope with the smell of paraffin essential .

'z on a postcard to . . . . . .

Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Okay, small, wet, shivering and lonely male kitten seeks soft, warm legs to sleep on and loving female touch. Will melt you with one look into my eyes, all I want is a warm fire, comfy place to sleep and a little love.

Will return love by playing with you, rubing against you and purring loudly.

How can you refuse?

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
K - How can someone refuse a wet pussy?
Depends what it's attached to - lol

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
Sorry !!! allergic to cats

SB ... stop acting crude .... we know deep down you have a cheezy romantic heart

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Shhhhhhhhhhh....it's a secret

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
Well smallboy (excuse the bad pun) but the cat is out of the bag now

tatttySILVER Member
member
158 posts
Location: crapy planet thanet, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hi Wikkaman, yep, unfortunately I am from planet Thanet! What did it say in Bizarre? I know its a strange little place with baseball caps and teenage pregnancies being the fashion!
xx

Make your own happiness by making others happy [Ikeda]

*they used to read me stories, as though my dreams were boring*


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Almost everytime I see Wikkaman he's got a copy of Bizarre in his bag, he was showing me knife wounds at a 21st meal once but we were sat well away from the food action. It was strangely captivating, lucky for me I'm not squeemish!!!

whats up with all the limitations?


Raphael96SILVER Member
old hand
899 posts
Location: New York City, USA


Posted:
Cass, you're allergic to cats?

Hmmm....I'd better make sure not to hug you then as my clothes are probably covered in cat hair.

Raph

Dirty Marmite SpiderClimbing up my leg
141 posts
Location: England


Posted:
My boyfriends been dreaming about having threesomes, so he tells me so it might not be long before this dirty marmite spider's looking for likeminded spider to share lonesome nights with. Sob.

Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
Jess,

We have to be careful what we say about *cough*marmite*cough* while cass is around

Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
So ur a one man girl?

Yeah, I'd keep the Marmite talk "hush-hush" for a while, do you like it? The Marmite that is before anyone jumps in with an inuendo!!!

whats up with all the limitations?


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:

Non-Https Image Link


oooops ... sorry again

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


Raphael96SILVER Member
old hand
899 posts
Location: New York City, USA


Posted:
Ah, the magic of a love-knot..



Raphael

Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
hot toast, real buttter, marmite - hmmmmmmmm


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
No Kurobei cat, No hugs from raph Tough life it is I tell you

shine on
cassandra

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


Dirty Marmite SpiderClimbing up my leg
141 posts
Location: England


Posted:
Sorry should have explained.
I have quite an obsession with marmite and my friend who plays the guitar recently wrote a really dirty song called 'Dirty Marmite Spider' which sadly, to an extent has become the theme tune to my life. It seems to crop up in almost every sentence these days.

Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Not sure I understand the "No Kurobei cat" comment........

So if I was a puppy, would you have me?

Please, I've got those puppy-dog eyes :-)


xxx XXX HUGZ N LOVE XXX xxx

Jess - so your boyfriend isn't talking about 3somes? I'm confused now!!

[ 20 September 2002, 01:24: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
lol Jess, now that sounds like a song that ought to be released

Mark

Dirty Marmite SpiderClimbing up my leg
141 posts
Location: England


Posted:
Mark - Definately (Triple platinum)

Kurobei - He was dreaming about threesomes only i'm not alowed to be there and i just happen to be a dirty marmite spider.

CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
eeer released but not in France thanks
Sure would love to hear the song though

Kuro, yep, puppies are cool

shine on
cassandra

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
cass I am sure we could exchange the word marmite for nutella for the release in france

Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Jess - I'm still confused; you weren't allowed to be in his dreams or you weren't allowed to be there when he was having a 3sum or what? Man I get muddled up easy!!!

Oh, check ur PM's

Cass - do you promise to love me and play with me and let me rest my head on you when I'm tired and give me a warm bed? Because I need all these things you know.........

whats up with all the limitations?


Dirty Marmite SpiderClimbing up my leg
141 posts
Location: England


Posted:
I'm not allowed to be at the threesome because he'd get jealous so he's under the impression i'm going to let him sleep with three other girls. Apparently i was watching in the dream and appeared to be having a good time. It's quite a twisted tale really. No marmite involved though. Only in my head.

Wikkamanmember
259 posts
Location: The Birthplace of BlackSabbath


Posted:
Not every time you see me Kurobei, but I'll admit a few.
In Bizzare it said that Thanet was kind odd and unsettling, was a while ago when I read it. Had a double page feature on it too.

The answer is never the answer. What's really interesting is the mystery. If you seek the mystery instead of the answer, you'll always be seeking. I've never seen anybody really find the answer-- they think they have, so they stop thinking. But the job is to seek mystery, evoke mystery, plant a garden in which strange plants grow and mysteries bloom. The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer.-- Ken Kesey


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