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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:White, single male seeks female for fun and frollicks in the woods with nutella and a few armadillos. Smoker, GSOH, MAD,

WLTM woman with nice hair and everything...must like discussing the finer points of sausages.

All answers replied...

Into snowbarding which is they do in the west country

picture here: Lover boy


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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Winged mammal seeks cumudgeonly hermit type to share cave. No sense of humour a must.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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flid
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3136
Posted:should this be moved with "Meet others"?

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:Weird, nocturnal, deviant multi-limbed sense of adventure seeks fun and exciting relationship. Prefer female company, must be rather open minded.

Liking of vegimite, marmite, nutella, smarties and/or m&ms is not a disqualifying factor. however, liking of nutella and/or milo will give brownie points. As will supplying own deviant toys and/or fluffy handcuffs.


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:Well i'm officially single again folks so if any of you lovely ladies (preferably the ones with very low/no standards...) fancy meeting up for random niceness drop me a hello and we can see what happens



btw preferably 19+ manchester, uk



edit: sorry unregistered forgot to search hehe



by the way this is a serious ad... how crap am i?

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Ta.
wink


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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:Big melon head stoner seeking gymnast nympho liquor store owner,but am not picky,
must be able to take a joke.& have big beutiful bouncy ...ummm eyes eek


There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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TheHalfLizard


newbie
Location: Sheffield

Total posts: 14
Posted:Eccentric,stoner/philosopher seeks women with low standards,heart condition and large life insurance policy.

"The only people i con out of money are the ones who'd do the same to me if they weremore intelligent than i am."
"You use arrogance to cancel out guilt?"

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted:vaperloc, i believe the word is "poi", not eyes

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:Poii right poi thats what it was bounce weavesmiley bounce2

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted:lol ubbloco

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:any girlies actually read this? why aren't i tied up and naked yet?

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:teenage minx seeks humerous random for jack-ass type activities

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:*grabs scepter of randomness (ed: oops, that's a frozen carrot...) and 3 purple wimples then runs through the streets in full-blown bondage fairy outfit*
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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:wtf?????!!!!!

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted:aimee, come to manchester, theres a few people like that

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:17 year old aussie girl seeks a friend...


*sigh* Woe is me


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:just demonstrating my random jackassness fot the pretty aimee lady

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:OMG! you have a fairy bondage outfit too?! we're made for each other!

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:actually i was planning on just borrowing yours. if you're still in it, even better wink
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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:guess i'll have to buy my own then tongue

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:yes, yes you will tongue

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:better get some money then. anyone wanna buy a mother?

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:no thanks, one is more than enough tongue

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:Cat-like polar bear-loving maggot Insomniac who listenes to loud music at 1 am seeks someone to play with who is able to tolerate being woken up to twirl at some ungodly hour.

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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My hairs on fire


My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus

Total posts: 515
Posted:19 year old with glowing balls and fast car seaks green eyed cutie to chill on the beach with tongue

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:i am green eyed, and i like the beach...doesnt mean i'm exactly cute

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:found this thread.. had to bump it lol
bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Sir Nuggit


Sir Nuggit

....is a liability
Location: playing with traffic

Total posts: 899
Posted:ubblol



Crazy Lost boy seeks similar Lost Girl for misplaced misadventures and shamless shinanighans ubblol


Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco

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tainted


tainted

addict
Location: London

Total posts: 422
Posted:Tiny girl loves buckfast, crisps and fire seeks fellow buckfast lover for swigs beerchug

There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers...

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:walking accident seeks nurse for fun and first aid practice. spank
ubblol


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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