An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
"Only fools are positive! are you sure? Im POSITIVE"
ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
::: I LiKe pLeAsUrE sPiKeD wItH pAiN - MuSiC iS mY aErOpLaNe :::
Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.
::: I LiKe pLeAsUrE sPiKeD wItH pAiN - MuSiC iS mY aErOpLaNe :::
"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"
Written by: flid
now any chance of hot teenaged lesbian action on neighbours has gone, i'm not sure there's point in watching it anymore
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Written by: flid
now any chance of hot teenaged lesbian action on neighbours has gone, i'm not sure there's point in watching it anymore
smells like burning teenagers..
Written by: FacelessjokerWritten by: flid
now any chance of hot teenaged lesbian action on neighbours has gone, i'm not sure there's point in watching it anymore
NO NO NOOO!! You have to watch it!! It needs the ratings otherwise BBC are gonna axe it!!!!!! Seriously!!!!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
Written by: flid
stingray and susan?
Neighbours is one of the only reasons I have a TV license. I built a home cinema PC so I can record it every day and watch it when I get home from work
Of course, my australian workmates take the piss
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Written by: PyroWill
I lost faith in love and mankind when susan and karl broke up, there were the most perfect family ever
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog
sorry, but i think thats a good thing.. for me anyway. I know that is selfish, but there are so many better things to put on TV that stuff... like ummmm.. okay, so i just dont like neighbours... or home and away ( its got nothing to do with australians, its just that it doesnt interest me...
sorry to all the huge fans...
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."