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Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Why is it? When i go to hug people. They smack my ass before i leave? Is it customary like rubbing Bhudda's belly, or petting a bald guys head? Is is a conspiracy you're not telling me about...oh the inumerable slaps and sore bumness....
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veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
maybe its just because you have a very gorgeous slappable ass?
i know that some asses i see i cant help but slap... maybe you are one of those people?
Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
you realize now that any HoPer you meet ever is now going to have an irrestiable urge to follow suit don't you.
I think you secretly like it and this is why you publicized it - so it would happen more often.
.... or not.
-v-
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comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
I hate it when people come up behind me a slap my arse. But the regular arse slappers have now got the hint that I hate it, so they don't do it anymore.
I hate anyone sneaking up on me to poke me in my love handles! I hate being caught off guard, I get really stressed!
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
enthusiast
249 posts
Location: Exeter, United Kingdom
You have love handles xabandonedx?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK
Phaerie - I think the word you're looking for is Callipygous. It's much more polite!
Personally I'd never presume to slap anyone's callipygousness. I know plenty of people who really react badly to it.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Lol i dont react badly i jsut get kinda shy and ambarrassed and .....mm
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
39 posts
Location: Victoria
hmm, i agree with Phaerie
"When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this i cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home"
- Cliff Burton: "To Live Is To Die" -
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
lol but you're biased
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
39 posts
Location: Victoria
just a bit...
"When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this i cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home"
- Cliff Burton: "To Live Is To Die" -
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
so i was RIGHT, there is a great butt to be had on the back of Sakura_moon?!? i KNEW it
Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
*mass blushing* i dont know, i dont check out my ass...
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
199 posts
Location: Edinburgh
why do people stoke bald guys heads? is it why they all look polished?
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
No desire to rub bald heads. rub close shaven ones maybe.
Bums in jeans seem to call for slapping though.
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Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
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big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
i wouldn't just do it randomly, especially not as the epilogue to a hug, but if you bend over its gonna get slapped
but then again, i quite like it so maybe i don't fully understand the social connotations and the implications of my actions...
cole. x
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i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
alot of people (when i say people i mean girls) rub my closley shaven head. i love it.
i dont get my ass slapped nearly enough though
Love is the law.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
*slaps ado-p's ass*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
*giggles*
Love is the law.
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Written by: Facelessjoker
You have love handles xabandonedx?
Are you laughing at my pudge?
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
love handles....havent heard that one for a while.
i fund another name for them - instead of love handles they're the sorbent puppy- rolly!!!! lmao hes so cute
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
love handles rock
more to hold onto
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
*slaps ado-p s other side*
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Written by: vanize
I think you secretly like it and this is why you publicized it - so it would happen more often.
I think it may just be that Mr Vanize likes to spank things...
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*spank*
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Lol, cant wait till i come to England next year. My ass is gonne be so sore i'll have to sleep on my stomch...and be tucked in that way...and....ive said to much
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I'm more of a butt-squeezer...you know, you have to check and make sure the consistency and texture is right...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)
"I think it may just be that Mr Vanize likes to spank things..."
Do you think?!! Getting to the other side 
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I dunno. After I saw a shirtless pic of Sakura's boy, her's isn't the only butt I want to slap.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
It all depends on what you get trained to like.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Lightning...hes mine. Ren is mine, i wont mind if you slap him on the butt, or squeeze, whatever you do.
It depends on whether he minds. Hes not homophobic, hes really cool...so it might be okay
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Sakura, I don't think you have to worry about my stealing him.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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