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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:Why is it? When i go to hug people. They smack my ass before i leave? Is it customary like rubbing Bhudda's belly, or petting a bald guys head? Is is a conspiracy you're not telling me about...oh the inumerable slaps and sore bumness.... confused

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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Phaerie
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Phaerie

veteran
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1240
Posted:maybe its just because you have a very gorgeous slappable ass?
i know that some asses i see i cant help but slap... maybe you are one of those people?


Only when you close your eyes can you really see...

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vanize
SILVER Member since Aug 2001

vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas, USA

Total posts: 3899
Posted:you realize now that any HoPer you meet ever is now going to have an irrestiable urge to follow suit don't you.

I think you secretly like it and this is why you publicized it - so it would happen more often.

.... or not.


-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:I hate it when people come up behind me a slap my arse. But the regular arse slappers have now got the hint that I hate it, so they don't do it anymore.

I hate anyone sneaking up on me to poke me in my love handles! I hate being caught off guard, I get really stressed!


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Facelessjoker
BRONZE Member since Sep 2004

enthusiast
Location: Exeter, United Kingdom

Total posts: 249
Posted:ubblol
You have love handles xabandonedx?
tongue


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Dom
BRONZE Member since Dec 2001

Dom

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bristol, UK

Total posts: 3009
Posted:Phaerie - I think the word you're looking for is Callipygous. It's much more polite!

Personally I'd never presume to slap anyone's callipygousness. I know plenty of people who really react badly to it.


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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:Lol i dont react badly i jsut get kinda shy and ambarrassed and .....mm

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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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TheRenolution


TheRenolution

member
Location: Victoria

Total posts: 39
Posted:hmm, i agree with Phaerie wink

"When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this i cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home"
- Cliff Burton: "To Live Is To Die" -

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:lol but you're biased

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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TheRenolution


TheRenolution

member
Location: Victoria

Total posts: 39
Posted:just a bit...

"When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this i cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home"
- Cliff Burton: "To Live Is To Die" -

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Phaerie
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Phaerie

veteran
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1240
Posted:so i was RIGHT, there is a great butt to be had on the back of Sakura_moon?!? i KNEW it bounce

Only when you close your eyes can you really see...

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:*mass blushing* i dont know, i dont check out my ass...

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Zauberdach


Zauberdach

Sometimes sword wofter
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 199
Posted:why do people stoke bald guys heads? is it why they all look polished?

IMPORTANT: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of a sane person.

"just get the f**k on with it and make me the anti-christ already!"

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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth, Australia

Total posts: 5814
Posted:No desire to rub bald heads. rub close shaven ones maybe.
Bums in jeans seem to call for slapping though.


Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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coleman
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kin...

Total posts: 7330
Posted:i wouldn't just do it randomly, especially not as the epilogue to a hug, but if you bend over its gonna get slapped smile

but then again, i quite like it so maybe i don't fully understand the social connotations and the implications of my actions...

spank


cole. x


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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ado-p
GOLD Member since May 2004

ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland

Total posts: 3882
Posted:alot of people (when i say people i mean girls) rub my closley shaven head. i love it.

i dont get my ass slapped nearly enough though devil


Love is the law.

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:*slaps ado-p's ass*

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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ado-p
GOLD Member since May 2004

ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland

Total posts: 3882
Posted:*giggles*

Love is the law.

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Written by: Facelessjoker

ubblol
You have love handles xabandonedx?
tongue



Are you laughing at my pudge? ubbcrying


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:love handles....havent heard that one for a while.
i fund another name for them - instead of love handles they're the sorbent puppy- rolly!!!! lmao hes so cute


.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:love handles rock biggrin
more to hold onto wink tongue


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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth, Australia

Total posts: 5814
Posted:*slaps ado-p s other side*

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Hmm butt slapping... when people bend down in front of me I always have an urge to slap their ass.. sometimes its resistable othertimes its not... maybe you should put thumb tacks through the back of your jeans.. so when they slap it.. they feel pain. smile

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted:Written by: vanize

I think you secretly like it and this is why you publicized it - so it would happen more often.




I think it may just be that Mr Vanize likes to spank things... wink


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:*spank*

Sorry. Couldn't resist. shrug


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:Lol, cant wait till i come to England next year. My ass is gonne be so sore i'll have to sleep on my stomch...and be tucked in that way...and....ive said to much

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I'm more of a butt-squeezer...you know, you have to check and make sure the consistency and texture is right...

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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_Clare_
BRONZE Member since Oct 2002

_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)

Total posts: 5967
Posted:"I think it may just be that Mr Vanize likes to spank things..."

eek Do you think?!! eek

biggrin


Getting to the other side smile

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I dunno. After I saw a shirtless pic of Sakura's boy, her's isn't the only butt I want to slap. spank devil wink

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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spritie
SILVER Member since Sep 2001

spritie

Pooh-Bah
Location: Galveston, TX, USA

Total posts: 2014
Posted:It all depends on what you get trained to like. ubbangel

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Firm.... round... mmm.... I mean... ah never mind I've already incriminated myself...

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