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Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Why is it? When i go to hug people. They smack my ass before i leave? Is it customary like rubbing Bhudda's belly, or petting a bald guys head? Is is a conspiracy you're not telling me about...oh the inumerable slaps and sore bumness.... confused

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
maybe its just because you have a very gorgeous slappable ass?
i know that some asses i see i cant help but slap... maybe you are one of those people?

Only when you close your eyes can you really see...


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
you realize now that any HoPer you meet ever is now going to have an irrestiable urge to follow suit don't you.

I think you secretly like it and this is why you publicized it - so it would happen more often.

.... or not.

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
I hate it when people come up behind me a slap my arse. But the regular arse slappers have now got the hint that I hate it, so they don't do it anymore.

I hate anyone sneaking up on me to poke me in my love handles! I hate being caught off guard, I get really stressed!

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


FacelessjokerBRONZE Member
enthusiast
249 posts
Location: Exeter, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol
You have love handles xabandonedx?
tongue

DomBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK


Posted:
Phaerie - I think the word you're looking for is Callipygous. It's much more polite!

Personally I'd never presume to slap anyone's callipygousness. I know plenty of people who really react badly to it.

Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Lol i dont react badly i jsut get kinda shy and ambarrassed and .....mm

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



TheRenolutionmember
39 posts
Location: Victoria


Posted:
hmm, i agree with Phaerie wink

"When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this i cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home"
- Cliff Burton: "To Live Is To Die" -


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
lol but you're biased

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



TheRenolutionmember
39 posts
Location: Victoria


Posted:
just a bit...

"When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this i cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home"
- Cliff Burton: "To Live Is To Die" -


PhaerieBRONZE Member
veteran
1,240 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
so i was RIGHT, there is a great butt to be had on the back of Sakura_moon?!? i KNEW it bounce

Only when you close your eyes can you really see...


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
*mass blushing* i dont know, i dont check out my ass...

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



ZauberdachSometimes sword wofter
199 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
why do people stoke bald guys heads? is it why they all look polished?

IMPORTANT: Any views or opinions are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of a sane person.

"just get the f**k on with it and make me the anti-christ already!"


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
No desire to rub bald heads. rub close shaven ones maybe.
Bums in jeans seem to call for slapping though.

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i wouldn't just do it randomly, especially not as the epilogue to a hug, but if you bend over its gonna get slapped smile

but then again, i quite like it so maybe i don't fully understand the social connotations and the implications of my actions...

spank


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
alot of people (when i say people i mean girls) rub my closley shaven head. i love it.

i dont get my ass slapped nearly enough though devil

Love is the law.


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
*slaps ado-p's ass*

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
*giggles*

Love is the law.


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Written by: Facelessjoker


ubblol
You have love handles xabandonedx?
tongue




Are you laughing at my pudge? ubbcrying

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
love handles....havent heard that one for a while.
i fund another name for them - instead of love handles they're the sorbent puppy- rolly!!!! lmao hes so cute

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
love handles rock biggrin
more to hold onto wink tongue

GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
*slaps ado-p s other side*

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: vanize


I think you secretly like it and this is why you publicized it - so it would happen more often.





I think it may just be that Mr Vanize likes to spank things... wink

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
*spank*

Sorry. Couldn't resist. shrug

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Lol, cant wait till i come to England next year. My ass is gonne be so sore i'll have to sleep on my stomch...and be tucked in that way...and....ive said to much

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I'm more of a butt-squeezer...you know, you have to check and make sure the consistency and texture is right...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
"I think it may just be that Mr Vanize likes to spank things..."

eek Do you think?!! eek

biggrin

Getting to the other side smile


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I dunno. After I saw a shirtless pic of Sakura's boy, her's isn't the only butt I want to slap. spank devil wink

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


spritieSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA


Posted:
It all depends on what you get trained to like. ubbangel

Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Lightning...hes mine. Ren is mine, i wont mind if you slap him on the butt, or squeeze, whatever you do.
It depends on whether he minds. Hes not homophobic, hes really cool...so it might be okay

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Sakura, I don't think you have to worry about my stealing him. hug

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


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