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MissEgyptology
MissEgyptology

officially expelled from BYU
Location: Southern California
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 195
Posted:I was talking to KaelGotRice and he says that he saw a cool pic of PK and his unicycle, Betty. Now, I've named my unicycle too, his name is Joey. Kael asks me if it's a unicyclist thing to name your uni.

"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC

Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD

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PK_
PK_

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Member Since: 20th Dec 2001
Total posts: 4991
Posted:is named after my late grandma.

PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:my is named the bike of lost fathers day, for the obvious reason guys know all to well when learning to ride a unicycle

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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NOn
activist for HoPper liberation.
Location: ffidrac
Member Since: 23rd Jun 2004
Total posts: 1643
Posted:ummm.... i don't have a unicycle, although i want one... but that is not why i am posting, i haven't picked out a prospective name yet, i'd have to meet it first.... (my point was...?)

oh yes.. my computer is named Milo.


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if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.

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MrConfused
MrConfused

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Location: I wish I knew
Member Since: 12th Jan 2002
Total posts: 529
Posted:I find "Bastard!" works well for the moment....

If you're not confused, you're not thinking about things hard enough.

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PK_
PK_

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Member Since: 20th Dec 2001
Total posts: 4991
Posted:Written by: MrConfused

I find "Bastard!" works well for the moment....

ubblol


PK.

"To be an angel, one need not have wings.
In giving love there is an equal grace.
Nor need one seek the aura in the face,
As love unveils the beauty of all things."

*Francois Couperin.

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Devilstick_Russell
I like devilstick...
Location: Falmouth
Member Since: 10th May 2004
Total posts: 196
Posted:Written by:
Kael asks me if it's a unicyclist thing to name your uni.


I can't see non unicyclists naming thier unicycles.

Damn my flippancy!


Does this site actually exist? Or am i talking to all my other personalities?

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Adrillf
Adrillf

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Location: UT
Member Since: 8th Feb 2005
Total posts: 112
Posted:I don't have a uni, nor do I ever plan to get one. But when I use MissE's I call it Martha instead of Joey. I just can't ride a guy, it just seems so.... dirty.





Oh and by the way... youd didn't see this here. Nope, you saw NOTHING in this link. Nothing at all.

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missegyptology: I'm gonna be a terrorist when I grow up anyway

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pyro15
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Member Since: 6th Jan 2005
Total posts: 13
Posted:i have named my uni bally after my mate because he is c##t censoredand so was my uni till i lernd to ride it a few days ago

Its Better To Burn out Than Fade Away

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Boo_Bunny
Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you
Member Since: 18th Mar 2005
Total posts: 933
Posted:I don't have a unicycle, but my practice poi is called Ethel (my freind named her)


P.S. Shes purple


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Charles
Charles

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Location: Auckland
Member Since: 27th Jun 2001
Total posts: 3989
Posted:I haven't named my uni, but used to use a lot of expletives when losing it at the top of stairs... smile

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* Is it Fair to all concerned?
* Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
* Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

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MissEgyptology
MissEgyptology

officially expelled from BYU
Location: Southern California
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 195
Posted:expletives seem like a popular "naming option." haha

"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC

Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD

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polythene
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Location: London/ Surrey
Member Since: 15th May 2003
Total posts: 1359
Posted:Ooh, that's settled it. If I ever get around to learning/owning a uni, it's going to be called 'Expletive' biggrin

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

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pricklyleaf
pricklyleaf

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Location: Manchester
Member Since: 7th Mar 2005
Total posts: 1365
Posted:Oh, I love that idea! I'm currently in the process of buying one. In the tradition, it seems of naming it after a grandparent/old person I think I may name mine Doug (short for my late Grandad Douglas). I shall have to meet it first to be sure though. But I think if its not very well behave I think I shall have to borrow the name expletive, I love that! ubblol

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dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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house_of_mill
house_of_mill

old hand
Location: Manchester England
Member Since: 20th Jul 2004
Total posts: 896
Posted:is it possible to have a Asexual Uni not one that has baby Uni's on its own but a non gender specific one?

My Unis in the post it'l be called Young Yella I think


*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*

Roman, Trippie Hippie,On the way back from Play Festival

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Seb
Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:I don't have mine yet (come December though... smile ) but I do really like the idea of naming flambuoyant cars, whatever unicycles, poi and other nice things. What to call mine though...Most of my favourite names I've actually met people with 'em this year. Riding Charlie around's rather out because there's a brilliant lass who makes jewlery by that name. Pity though, Charlie'd be a brill name for a uni. Dorian I might be using for a stage name, old fashioned gorls names are good. Enid's a bit dry though. What else could there be. I know a couple of Cathys, and my nanna was called Cath. Something in me objects to having a unicycle named Greg...Harry wouldn't be too bad. Aitches...what old names for girls start with a haitch? There's Harriet, bvut she lives on the corner of the block my house is on, Hetty's only just wrong, Henrietta's too American Old West. English names are what I like, apparently. Well, European and African ones anyway. Aha! Dutch ones, I've only heard about two Dutch names but both are brilliant and as both of you know which ones you've got you'll know that I've got bloddy magnificent associations to them. If you aren't one of the two owners of these names, reader, that last buit will mightily confuse you but now I'm off to ask Taya and Saan about names from Holland I could use.

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

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Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:Mine's named -... which is really tricky to pronounce. That's a girl's name, if you wanted to know.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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JtJ
JtJ

Check ya later
Location: Lower Shaw Farm
Member Since: 28th Jul 2005
Total posts: 500
Posted:mine is called Onza Trials . . . ok, so I haven't got round to naming my uni. maybe I should, but then again, if i was to name it, I would feel a lot worse about putting it through so much abuse. Now I think about it I'd rather not get too attached to it!

But if I was to name it, it would probably be called Barnaby-Hash.


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_FSA_
_FSA_

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Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...
Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1627
Posted:well the current one i have (im borrowing it) i havnt named but when i get mine (in a couple of months) ill name it......im not quite sure what though...

all my musical instruments have names......so does one set of my devil sticks......but im rapidly running out of names!!! ah well im sure ill think of one eventually biggrin


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Seb
Seb

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Total posts: 642
Posted:Oooh, a multisylabic name. biggrin

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FoxInDocs
FoxInDocs

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Location: Adelaide, SA
Member Since: 10th Jul 2005
Total posts: 1848
Posted:
i don't have a unicycle, but i have named various other things... my car's name is kyte, my one of computer's names are lucy and electra, and my guitar's name is kate...

Seb: hannah, helga, heidi, helen, haylee (or various spellings thereof)...


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Seb
Seb

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Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:Ooh, thanks Fox. smile

Simultanous post Taya! I miss you and Saan and Critt. ubbcrying


Chucks nuns
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Ry
Ry

Gromit's Humble Squire
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Member Since: 2nd Feb 2005
Total posts: 4496
Posted:Haven't got a unicyle but I might get one just to name it smile

And unrelatedly, I named my guitar Starla. ubblove


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Seb
Seb

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Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:Starla'a good name for anything. smile

Chucks nuns
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v_i_c
v_i_c

member
Location: Chelmsford, Essex
Member Since: 30th Sep 2005
Total posts: 57
Posted:I've had my unicycle for 8 years now, but until I read this post it never occurred to me to give it a name! Now I will ponder the rest of the day thinking up a name, or you can suggest a name here!

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MissEgyptology
MissEgyptology

officially expelled from BYU
Location: Southern California
Member Since: 21st Feb 2005
Total posts: 195
Posted:(I haven't been on HoP for months now, and I find people posted in this!)

v_i_c, some suggestions for the name of your unicycle
men's names
Steve
Rupert
Luke
Muhammed

ladies' names
Marie
Jeanie
Natalia


"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC

Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD

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[Nx?]
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Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Member Since: 5th Nov 2001
Total posts: 3749
Posted:I got mine today,

Im going to call it 'Crank'

or sometimes 'Bob'

and often 'ouch'

and yes, mostly 'ba$tard'

T wave


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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v_i_c
v_i_c

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Location: Chelmsford, Essex
Member Since: 30th Sep 2005
Total posts: 57
Posted:Written by: MissEgyptology


v_i_c, some suggestions for the name of your unicycle

men's names

Steve

Rupert

Luke

Muhammed



ladies' names

Marie

Jeanie

Natalia





From this day forwards she will be called Natalie. Although, it could sound a little dodgy.



"I was riding Natalie for about three hours last night until I couldn't go on any longer cos it hurt!" redface


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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Member Since: 5th Nov 2001
Total posts: 3749
Posted:lol

'after the first night with bob I have huge bruises on my inner thighs'

T wave


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Member Since: 5th Nov 2001
Total posts: 3749
Posted:which sounds even worse if you know bob is my late grandfather....

I think I will call him Crank after all.

T


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