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MissEgyptologyBRONZE Member
officially expelled from BYU
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Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
I was talking to KaelGotRice and he says that he saw a cool pic of PK and his unicycle, Betty. Now, I've named my unicycle too, his name is Joey. Kael asks me if it's a unicyclist thing to name your uni.

"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC

Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD


vain-ego pkBRONZE Member
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Posted:
is named after my late grandma.

pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
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Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
my is named the bike of lost fathers day, for the obvious reason guys know all to well when learning to ride a unicycle

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
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Posted:
ummm.... i don't have a unicycle, although i want one... but that is not why i am posting, i haven't picked out a prospective name yet, i'd have to meet it first.... (my point was...?)

oh yes.. my computer is named Milo.

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MrConfusedBRONZE Member
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Posted:
I find "Bastard!" works well for the moment....

If you're not confused, you're not thinking about things hard enough.


vain-ego pkBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Written by: MrConfused


I find "Bastard!" works well for the moment....


ubblol

Devilstick_RussellBRONZE Member
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Location: Falmouth, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by:

Kael asks me if it's a unicyclist thing to name your uni.



I can't see non unicyclists naming thier unicycles.

Damn my flippancy!

Does this site actually exist? Or am i talking to all my other personalities?


AdrillfSILVER Member
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Location: UT, Sweden


Posted:
I don't have a uni, nor do I ever plan to get one. But when I use MissE's I call it Martha instead of Joey. I just can't ride a guy, it just seems so.... dirty.





Oh and by the way... youd didn't see this here. Nope, you saw NOTHING in this link. Nothing at all.
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pyro15newbie
13 posts

Posted:
i have named my uni bally after my mate because he is c##t censoredand so was my uni till i lernd to ride it a few days ago

Its Better To Burn out Than Fade Away


Boo_BunnyBRONZE Member
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Posted:
I don't have a unicycle, but my practice poi is called Ethel (my freind named her)


P.S. Shes purple

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CharlesBRONZE Member
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
I haven't named my uni, but used to use a lot of expletives when losing it at the top of stairs... smile

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MissEgyptologyBRONZE Member
officially expelled from BYU
195 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
expletives seem like a popular "naming option." haha

"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC

Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
Ooh, that's settled it. If I ever get around to learning/owning a uni, it's going to be called 'Expletive' biggrin

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The pessimist fears this is true.

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pricklyleafSILVER Member
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Location: Manchester, England (UK)


Posted:
Oh, I love that idea! I'm currently in the process of buying one. In the tradition, it seems of naming it after a grandparent/old person I think I may name mine Doug (short for my late Grandad Douglas). I shall have to meet it first to be sure though. But I think if its not very well behave I think I shall have to borrow the name expletive, I love that! ubblol

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dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson


house_of_millGOLD Member
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896 posts
Location: Manchester England


Posted:
is it possible to have a Asexual Uni not one that has baby Uni's on its own but a non gender specific one?

My Unis in the post it'l be called Young Yella I think

*Thats one of my favourite Nurseries over there,*

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SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
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Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
I don't have mine yet (come December though... smile ) but I do really like the idea of naming flambuoyant cars, whatever unicycles, poi and other nice things. What to call mine though...Most of my favourite names I've actually met people with 'em this year. Riding Charlie around's rather out because there's a brilliant lass who makes jewlery by that name. Pity though, Charlie'd be a brill name for a uni. Dorian I might be using for a stage name, old fashioned gorls names are good. Enid's a bit dry though. What else could there be. I know a couple of Cathys, and my nanna was called Cath. Something in me objects to having a unicycle named Greg...Harry wouldn't be too bad. Aitches...what old names for girls start with a haitch? There's Harriet, bvut she lives on the corner of the block my house is on, Hetty's only just wrong, Henrietta's too American Old West. English names are what I like, apparently. Well, European and African ones anyway. Aha! Dutch ones, I've only heard about two Dutch names but both are brilliant and as both of you know which ones you've got you'll know that I've got bloddy magnificent associations to them. If you aren't one of the two owners of these names, reader, that last buit will mightily confuse you but now I'm off to ask Taya and Saan about names from Holland I could use.

Chucks nuns
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JauntyJamesSILVER Member
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Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Mine's named -... which is really tricky to pronounce. That's a girl's name, if you wanted to know.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


JtJCheck ya later
500 posts
Location: Lower Shaw Farm


Posted:
mine is called Onza Trials . . . ok, so I haven't got round to naming my uni. maybe I should, but then again, if i was to name it, I would feel a lot worse about putting it through so much abuse. Now I think about it I'd rather not get too attached to it!

But if I was to name it, it would probably be called Barnaby-Hash.

Jake the Juggler


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1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)


Posted:
well the current one i have (im borrowing it) i havnt named but when i get mine (in a couple of months) ill name it......im not quite sure what though...

all my musical instruments have names......so does one set of my devil sticks......but im rapidly running out of names!!! ah well im sure ill think of one eventually biggrin

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SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
Oooh, a multisylabic name. biggrin

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


FoxInDocsSILVER Member
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1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:

i don't have a unicycle, but i have named various other things... my car's name is kyte, my one of computer's names are lucy and electra, and my guitar's name is kate...

Seb: hannah, helga, heidi, helen, haylee (or various spellings thereof)...

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
Ooh, thanks Fox. smile

Simultanous post Taya! I miss you and Saan and Critt. ubbcrying

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


RyGOLD Member
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4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Haven't got a unicyle but I might get one just to name it smile

And unrelatedly, I named my guitar Starla. ubblove

SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
Starla'a good name for anything. smile

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


v_i_cmember
57 posts
Location: Chelmsford, Essex


Posted:
I've had my unicycle for 8 years now, but until I read this post it never occurred to me to give it a name! Now I will ponder the rest of the day thinking up a name, or you can suggest a name here!

MissEgyptologyBRONZE Member
officially expelled from BYU
195 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
(I haven't been on HoP for months now, and I find people posted in this!)

v_i_c, some suggestions for the name of your unicycle
men's names
Steve
Rupert
Luke
Muhammed

ladies' names
Marie
Jeanie
Natalia

"So Miss, I think you win the prize... A mormon egyptologist in a firespinning chat room... that's gotta be a record of some kind"
-NYC

Thanks, NYC,but I quit mormonism now XD


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
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Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
I got mine today,

Im going to call it 'Crank'

or sometimes 'Bob'

and often 'ouch'

and yes, mostly 'ba$tard'

T wave

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


v_i_cmember
57 posts
Location: Chelmsford, Essex


Posted:
Written by: MissEgyptology



v_i_c, some suggestions for the name of your unicycle

men's names

Steve

Rupert

Luke

Muhammed



ladies' names

Marie

Jeanie

Natalia






From this day forwards she will be called Natalie. Although, it could sound a little dodgy.



"I was riding Natalie for about three hours last night until I couldn't go on any longer cos it hurt!" redface

[Nx?]BRONZE Member
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Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
lol

'after the first night with bob I have huge bruises on my inner thighs'

T wave

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
which sounds even worse if you know bob is my late grandfather....

I think I will call him Crank after all.

T

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


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