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Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
Arsn, tell me that the animal food site is fake. I literally started to cry when I saw that as I am a big animal lover and have a hard time even eating beef and chicken

[ 11 September 2002, 15:32: Message edited by: High Emperor Bram ]

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
You be the jugde... however, I've never had a hamster better... Yummy!!!

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
That is sick

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Certainly not my sense of humour, but definately a joke!!

I tried to buy an Anaconda "ready to eat" but their 'secure server was down' so I couldn't go to checkout. lol.

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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Arsn Im gunna kick your butt!!!
*Sends happy LIVE animal vibes to Bram* You poor wee thing

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


fireboyAn angry young man with a passon for metal
252 posts
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia


Posted:
September 11, 2002
Below you'll find a list of some of our favorite recipes. If you have a recipe you would like to send us, email recipes@petsorfood.com.

New Born Golden Retriever Bourguignon
Parakeet a la King
Dijon Rack of Doberman
Sweet and Sour Koala Loaf
Kitten Livers with Onion Marmalade
Citrus Buttered King Snake



New Born Golden Retriever Bourguignon
Yield: 4 servings

5 medium onions sliced
2 ts shortening
1 Ts salt
1/2 Ts crushed thyme
1 1/2 tb flour
1 1/2 c red burgundy
1/2 lb fresh mushrooms
1 new born golden retriever (ready to eat)
1/2 Ts crushed marjoram
1/8 Ts pepper
3/4 c beef stock

Cook and stir onions and mushrooms in hot shortening until onions are tender, drain on paper towels.

Brown meat in same skillet, add more shortening as necessary. Remove from heat. Sprinkle seasonings over the retriever. Mix flour and retriever stock, pour into skillet. Heat to boiling, stirring constantly. Boil 1 minute. Stir in burgundy. Cover, simmer until retriever is tender, 1 1/2 to 2 hours.

The liquid should always just cover the meat. (If necessary, add a little more bouillon and burgundy - 1 part bouillon to 2 parts burgundy.) Gently stir in onions and mushrooms, cook uncovered 15 minutes, or until heated through.



Parakeet a la King
Yield: 2 servings

6 tablespoons butter
6 tablespoons flour
1 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon pepper
1 1/2 cups parakeet or vegetable broth
1 cup light cream (half and half)
1 cup diced parakeet
1/2 cup chopped pepper
1/2 cup pimento Melt butter and brown flour in it. Add salt and pepper. Cook over low heat, then stir in parakeet broth and cream. Boil for 1 minute. Add diced parakeet, pepper, and pimento. Heat through.

fit for a king hey arsn can you tell me some good seal resipies LOL

Fireboy

<<SINister miNISister>>
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Teinemember
74 posts
Location: Asheville, NC


Posted:
yup...is a spoof. wouldn't call it a joke, but at least it's not genuine. eesh...kinda creepy, actually.

on another note, there's new graemlins!!!

life begins between the night and the light.


lightbugmember
321 posts
Location: arizona


Posted:
*gasp* this is unexceptable treatment of my people!!!

well bram it looks like we need to saddle up are cat riding hampsters and go to war again... i had hoped that war was behind us... i see now that we can never have peace...

drugs.. rock and roll. bad ass.. vegas hoes.. late night. booty calls.. shiny disco balls!!


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
Yes that is right. ARSN you are now under the list of terrorists. You will be mauled/maimed on site. After that we will have you quartered in the old english torturing style. This will be after we continually cut off and sew your ears back on. Afterwards, you will be made into ground meat and fed to prison convicts and exchange students

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
If you love animals and art then you should combine the 2 with a visit to this inspirational site.

Meh


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Or not. It's up to you.

Meh


master sodiummember
536 posts
Location: carson city, nevada


Posted:
where the hell did you find something like that c@ntus? I've heard of bonsai seals, bonsai dolphins and bonsai penises (I.E. bender ) but a bonsai kitten? thats just absurd.

you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
uh, my excuse was it was cold that morning, dude. soo cold.
/crosses legs and eyes

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always


[({PoiToi})]member
98 posts

Posted:
humm... or if you are still into alternative foods...
https://www.manbeef.com

WARNING: if you didnt like the pets for food site, you might not like this one.

---Formerly known as RaverRomantic---

AIM: RaverRomantic


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
That's well and truly fcuked up, what the hell do they think they're doing?

whats up with all the limitations?


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I don't like koala. Too much of a eucalyptus aftertaste.

Now, baby seal is awesome. Tender, nice marbling, great grilled. Excellent for sandwiches when chilled.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
That Mr Ginny is a rehash of my best joke.

I usually wait til the conversation has been on vegetarianism for about 5 minutes and the air is becoming tense between the veges and the carnies then lead in with:

"I've eaten panda meat y'know."
- shocked silent second followed by an incredulous, "really?"

"Yes. It's a little like Koala. Only without the eucalyptus after taste."

Meh


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
Ahh the internet would be a lot more booring without MIT students

on the other hand, if you eat beef, why not dog, cat or baby seal?

"its ok to eat fish, cos they, dont have any feelings"

N

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
mmmmm... panda *drools*

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
I think the parakeet sounds good.
I think the microwave would be faster.

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[ 14 September 2002, 09:49: Message edited by: vaperloc ]

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
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AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
you sick f&^%

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


SickpuPpyNinja Rockstar!
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.


Posted:
The best thing about Cantus's Bonsai Kitten site is that it's totally for real. Nokomis apparently threw a fitwhen she found out.

Jesus helps me trick people.


SickpuPpyNinja Rockstar!
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.


Posted:
And speaking of animal cruelty......

Decapitate the purple puppies

Jesus helps me trick people.


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
its not real, its from the guys at MIT, hence the use of 'computer parts'.

unless you were being sarcastic, in which case ill just sit here and feel dumb.

N

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Nix? you should bear in mind that Mr Puppy thinks that South Park is actually filmed near where he lives.

He also worships at the shrine of the Chicken Jesus.

Nuff said.

But he's right about one thing. Nokomis did throw a major wobbly. She really beleived it. Which is SO funny. And very, very american.

Meh


SickpuPpyNinja Rockstar!
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.


Posted:
Erm, that was sarcasm.

Jesus helps me trick people.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Which was sarcasm? I thought i was being genuine?

Meh


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
yo, you cooks (& all you standing with firebrands and ropes and guns ready to kill someone), who's gonna post a recipe or two for roast Arsn, or how to be serve Arsn body parts?

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Surely his body parts are the sole property of his young sweetheart now? She maybe be a crazy chicken but it's just going to tick her off if you go roasting her fella.

Meh


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Don't worry Nix, I just spent about five minutes on the purple puppies link trying to get them to do a mexican wave. can anyone get them to do an impersonation of the graduating class of 2002?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


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