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Bram....


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Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:Arsn, tell me that the animal food site is fake. I literally started to cry when I saw that as I am a big animal lover and have a hard time even eating beef and chicken

[ 11 September 2002, 15:32: Message edited by: High Emperor Bram ]


You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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arsn


arsn

How do you change this thing???
Location: Behind the couch...

Total posts: 1903
Posted:You be the jugde... however, I've never had a hamster better... Yummy!!!

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men

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Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:That is sick

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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flash fire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2001

flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2758
Posted:Certainly not my sense of humour, but definately a joke!!

I tried to buy an Anaconda "ready to eat" but their 'secure server was down' so I couldn't go to checkout. lol.


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Valura
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

Valura

Mumma Hen
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 6391
Posted:Arsn Im gunna kick your butt!!!
*Sends happy LIVE animal vibes to Bram* You poor wee thing


TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"

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fireboy


An angry young man with a passon for metal
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia

Total posts: 252
Posted:September 11, 2002
Below you'll find a list of some of our favorite recipes. If you have a recipe you would like to send us, email recipes@petsorfood.com.

New Born Golden Retriever Bourguignon
Parakeet a la King
Dijon Rack of Doberman
Sweet and Sour Koala Loaf
Kitten Livers with Onion Marmalade
Citrus Buttered King Snake



New Born Golden Retriever Bourguignon
Yield: 4 servings

5 medium onions sliced
2 ts shortening
1 Ts salt
1/2 Ts crushed thyme
1 1/2 tb flour
1 1/2 c red burgundy
1/2 lb fresh mushrooms
1 new born golden retriever (ready to eat)
1/2 Ts crushed marjoram
1/8 Ts pepper
3/4 c beef stock

Cook and stir onions and mushrooms in hot shortening until onions are tender, drain on paper towels.

Brown meat in same skillet, add more shortening as necessary. Remove from heat. Sprinkle seasonings over the retriever. Mix flour and retriever stock, pour into skillet. Heat to boiling, stirring constantly. Boil 1 minute. Stir in burgundy. Cover, simmer until retriever is tender, 1 1/2 to 2 hours.

The liquid should always just cover the meat. (If necessary, add a little more bouillon and burgundy - 1 part bouillon to 2 parts burgundy.) Gently stir in onions and mushrooms, cook uncovered 15 minutes, or until heated through.



Parakeet a la King
Yield: 2 servings

6 tablespoons butter
6 tablespoons flour
1 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon pepper
1 1/2 cups parakeet or vegetable broth
1 cup light cream (half and half)
1 cup diced parakeet
1/2 cup chopped pepper
1/2 cup pimento Melt butter and brown flour in it. Add salt and pepper. Cook over low heat, then stir in parakeet broth and cream. Boil for 1 minute. Add diced parakeet, pepper, and pimento. Heat through.

fit for a king hey arsn can you tell me some good seal resipies LOL


Fireboy

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Teine


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Location: Asheville, NC

Total posts: 74
Posted:yup...is a spoof. wouldn't call it a joke, but at least it's not genuine. eesh...kinda creepy, actually.

on another note, there's new graemlins!!!


life begins between the night and the light.

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lightbug


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Location: arizona

Total posts: 321
Posted:*gasp* this is unexceptable treatment of my people!!!

well bram it looks like we need to saddle up are cat riding hampsters and go to war again... i had hoped that war was behind us... i see now that we can never have peace...


drugs.. rock and roll. bad ass.. vegas hoes.. late night. booty calls.. shiny disco balls!!

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Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:Yes that is right. ARSN you are now under the list of terrorists. You will be mauled/maimed on site. After that we will have you quartered in the old english torturing style. This will be after we continually cut off and sew your ears back on. Afterwards, you will be made into ground meat and fed to prison convicts and exchange students

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:If you love animals and art then you should combine the 2 with a visit to this inspirational site.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Or not. It's up to you.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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master sodium


member
Location: carson city, nevada

Total posts: 536
Posted:where the hell did you find something like that c@ntus? I've heard of bonsai seals, bonsai dolphins and bonsai penises (I.E. bender ) but a bonsai kitten? thats just absurd.

you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.

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bender
GOLD Member since Nov 2001

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 6979
Posted:uh, my excuse was it was cold that morning, dude. soo cold.
/crosses legs and eyes


Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

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[({PoiToi})]


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Total posts: 99
Posted:humm... or if you are still into alternative foods...
http://www.manbeef.com
br>
WARNING: if you didnt like the pets for food site, you might not like this one.


---Formerly known as RaverRomantic---

AIM: RaverRomantic

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:That's well and truly fcuked up, what the hell do they think they're doing?

whats up with all the limitations?

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I don't like koala. Too much of a eucalyptus aftertaste.

Now, baby seal is awesome. Tender, nice marbling, great grilled. Excellent for sandwiches when chilled.



-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:That Mr Ginny is a rehash of my best joke.

I usually wait til the conversation has been on vegetarianism for about 5 minutes and the air is becoming tense between the veges and the carnies then lead in with:

"I've eaten panda meat y'know."
- shocked silent second followed by an incredulous, "really?"

"Yes. It's a little like Koala. Only without the eucalyptus after taste."


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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[Nx?]
BRONZE Member since Nov 2001

[Nx?]

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Total posts: 3749
Posted:Ahh the internet would be a lot more booring without MIT students

on the other hand, if you eat beef, why not dog, cat or baby seal?

"its ok to eat fish, cos they, dont have any feelings"

N


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:mmmmm... panda *drools*

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:I think the parakeet sounds good.
I think the microwave would be faster.

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[ 14 September 2002, 09:49: Message edited by: vaperloc ]


There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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Bram....


member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess

Total posts: 1551
Posted:you sick f&^%

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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SickpuPpy


SickpuPpy

Ninja Rockstar!
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.

Total posts: 1100
Posted:The best thing about Cantus's Bonsai Kitten site is that it's totally for real. Nokomis apparently threw a fitwhen she found out.

Jesus helps me trick people.

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SickpuPpy


SickpuPpy

Ninja Rockstar!
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.

Total posts: 1100
Posted:And speaking of animal cruelty......

Decapitate the purple puppies


Jesus helps me trick people.

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[Nx?]
BRONZE Member since Nov 2001

[Nx?]

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Total posts: 3749
Posted:its not real, its from the guys at MIT, hence the use of 'computer parts'.

unless you were being sarcastic, in which case ill just sit here and feel dumb.

N


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Nix? you should bear in mind that Mr Puppy thinks that South Park is actually filmed near where he lives.

He also worships at the shrine of the Chicken Jesus.

Nuff said.

But he's right about one thing. Nokomis did throw a major wobbly. She really beleived it. Which is SO funny. And very, very american.


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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SickpuPpy


SickpuPpy

Ninja Rockstar!
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.

Total posts: 1100
Posted:Erm, that was sarcasm.

Jesus helps me trick people.

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Which was sarcasm? I thought i was being genuine?

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:yo, you cooks (& all you standing with firebrands and ropes and guns ready to kill someone), who's gonna post a recipe or two for roast Arsn, or how to be serve Arsn body parts?

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Cantus
SILVER Member since Jul 2001

Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road

Total posts: 15965
Posted:Surely his body parts are the sole property of his young sweetheart now? She maybe be a crazy chicken but it's just going to tick her off if you go roasting her fella.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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[Nx?]
BRONZE Member since Nov 2001

[Nx?]

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Total posts: 3749
Posted:<sitting here feeling dumb>

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

100 characters max...
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:Don't worry Nix, I just spent about five minutes on the purple puppies link trying to get them to do a mexican wave. can anyone get them to do an impersonation of the graduating class of 2002?



It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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