I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
"Ours is not to question The Head; it is enough to revel in the ubiquitous inanity of The Head, the unwanted proximity of The Head, the unrelenting HellPresence of The Head, indeed the very UNYIELDING IRRELEVANCE of The Head!" --Revelation X
ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Getting to the other side
Written by: PyroWill
set him on fire! does he know you know/?
my ex gf was evil, she pulled my ex best mate and offered him ahem services, but u wanna know the worst bit, it was on my 18th b day party!
Meh
I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!
I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!
Written by: Dom
Haven't read through this all but my idea was:
Txt msg to Sarah: Meet me at xyz at 8pm
Txt msg to crap bloke: Meet me at xyz at 8pm
Txt to true friends: Fancy going out tonight? Anywhere by xyz.
Txt msg to bloke at 8:05pm: I am currently doing something quiet hideous to your favourite stuff.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Written by: pinkboot
lol what is his name? u may as well name and shame at least i'll no not to go near him if i meat him!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
"Ours is not to question The Head; it is enough to revel in the ubiquitous inanity of The Head, the unwanted proximity of The Head, the unrelenting HellPresence of The Head, indeed the very UNYIELDING IRRELEVANCE of The Head!" --Revelation X
::: I LiKe pLeAsUrE sPiKeD wItH pAiN - MuSiC iS mY aErOpLaNe :::
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
Love is the law.
Fear the evil monkey!
I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!
Noir_DDELUX
What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.
Written by: pinkboot
But i already got good revenge! i went out on a date last night and then sent a really pleasent email telling him all about it!
He was gutted i got over him so quick
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!
Written by: pinkboot
So U would all agree that conning women even if it turned out to be family or friends is all good?
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....