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Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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Well i've been going out with my bloke now for a while, so finding out that he is cheating on me with this ugly bint was not the party in the park you would of expected!
I like a fool lent him my phone so he could apparently call his sister (Duh! Dee u dumbass!) well it turns out that is was not his sister and that it was a girl called Sarah!
well over the past few days i got txt's like i love u xxxxxxx and I am laying here thinking about you i wish you were lying here next to me I love u so much xxxxxx etc etc etc! (urgh feeling sick pass the bucket please!)
now surely if u don't wanna have ur girlfriend find out that u are cheating on her why the hell do u borrow her phone unless you are some sort of dumbass that wants to be a chicken and tell her the cowards way!
Well my issue is now that what would be the MOST appropriate way to dismiss his sorry ass?
Any ideas?
The more evil the better!
Well i've been going out with my bloke now for a while, so finding out that he is cheating on me with this ugly bint was not the party in the park you would of expected!
I like a fool lent him my phone so he could apparently call his sister (Duh! Dee u dumbass!) well it turns out that is was not his sister and that it was a girl called Sarah!
well over the past few days i got txt's like i love u xxxxxxx and I am laying here thinking about you i wish you were lying here next to me I love u so much xxxxxx etc etc etc! (urgh feeling sick pass the bucket please!)
now surely if u don't wanna have ur girlfriend find out that u are cheating on her why the hell do u borrow her phone unless you are some sort of dumbass that wants to be a chicken and tell her the cowards way!
Well my issue is now that what would be the MOST appropriate way to dismiss his sorry ass?
Any ideas?
The more evil the better!
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Geek-enviro-hippy priest
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Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom
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I found someone selling all her boyfriend stuff on eBay the other day, that made me laugh!
I found someone selling all her boyfriend stuff on eBay the other day, that made me laugh!
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
Posted:
silly man
men will be men
get some prawns, go round his house and when he goes to the toilet or something stick the prawns behind a radiator and scarper
Give it a couple of days..and....muhahaha
That or you could just talk things through with him
silly man
men will be men
get some prawns, go round his house and when he goes to the toilet or something stick the prawns behind a radiator and scarper
Give it a couple of days..and....muhahaha
That or you could just talk things through with him
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Posted:
I would just text him the message
"goodbye and thanks for all the laughs I had at your expense"
Then move on fast. He isn't worth your time and energy!
I would just text him the message
"goodbye and thanks for all the laughs I had at your expense"
Then move on fast. He isn't worth your time and energy!
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Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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Location: Northampton, England
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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Location: Northampton, England
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Sounds like a plan skulduggery but i want my laptop back!!!!!!!!!!!!!
plus i want this dismissal to be so perfect he ain't expecting it i know that! he is gonna be so annoyed! i'll feel better once i pissed him off!
Sounds like a plan skulduggery but i want my laptop back!!!!!!!!!!!!!
plus i want this dismissal to be so perfect he ain't expecting it i know that! he is gonna be so annoyed! i'll feel better once i pissed him off!
I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!
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Oh Hun trust me revenge is never sweet. You might get a laugh out of it for a while but in the end it just brings you down to their level, the level of a person you have no respect for.
You're worth more than that.
Oh Hun trust me revenge is never sweet. You might get a laugh out of it for a while but in the end it just brings you down to their level, the level of a person you have no respect for.
You're worth more than that.
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Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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Location: Northampton, England
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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Location: Northampton, England
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Thanks for the ideas of the prawns Aimee don't think he'll actually care some how
But the talking to him part, what is the point when he has apparently not just done it with this Sarah bird there has been others too apparently!
but the thing is where is the point in talking to him if he has done it once he'll do it again!
Thanks for the ideas of the prawns Aimee don't think he'll actually care some how
But the talking to him part, what is the point when he has apparently not just done it with this Sarah bird there has been others too apparently!
but the thing is where is the point in talking to him if he has done it once he'll do it again!
I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!
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Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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Location: Northampton, England
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Thanks for the confidence boost skulduggery i needed that at the mo
Thanks for the confidence boost skulduggery i needed that at the mo
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Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
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Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
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i really like aimee's idea, also call 123 on his phone and leave it ringing.....cost him a fortune hahahaah
i really like aimee's idea, also call 123 on his phone and leave it ringing.....cost him a fortune hahahaah
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Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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Location: Northampton, England
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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still not evil enough thou!
still not evil enough thou!
I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!
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Liquid Cow
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Liquid Cow
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Well, laxatives are truly wonderous things, I'm sure it could come in useful if you really, really wanted to get revenge
Well, laxatives are truly wonderous things, I'm sure it could come in useful if you really, really wanted to get revenge
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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I agree with Skully, don't go down to his level by getting revenge.
I would just explain to him that you know he's been cheating, and you could never go out with someone who cheats.
Act calm, and in control. It will probably wind him up seeing you act so calmly.
I agree with Skully, don't go down to his level by getting revenge.
I would just explain to him that you know he's been cheating, and you could never go out with someone who cheats.
Act calm, and in control. It will probably wind him up seeing you act so calmly.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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[Im a boyfriend and im not a muppet ]
I think something really embarrasing would be in order......maybe pretend you find out while you're with him on a crowded street and you suddenly break down and have a huge rant at him so everyone will knwo hes cheated on you and will think hes a b@stard
[Im a boyfriend and im not a muppet
]I think something really embarrasing would be in order......maybe pretend you find out while you're with him on a crowded street and you suddenly break down and have a huge rant at him so everyone will knwo hes cheated on you and will think hes a b@stard
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! 
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Geek-enviro-hippy priest
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Geek-enviro-hippy priest
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I have to say i'm with Skulduggery and Pink here.
By the adult here and just go and get on with enjoying yourself. You'll get over it much quicker that way (or I would anyawy)
Good luck though
I have to say i'm with Skulduggery and Pink here.
By the adult here and just go and get on with enjoying yourself. You'll get over it much quicker that way (or I would anyawy)
Good luck though
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Location: London/ Surrey
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I'm with Pink and Skully, he's evidently not worth your time and effort. Tell him that. You can do better. Tell him that too. I'd also text back the girl, be nice about it, because she may have been innocent and used too, tell her sorry, but she's been texting his girlfriend's phone.
I'm with Pink and Skully, he's evidently not worth your time and effort.
Tell him that. You can do better. Tell him that too. I'd also text back the girl, be nice about it, because she may have been innocent and used too, tell her sorry, but she's been texting his girlfriend's phone. The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
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Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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Location: Northampton, England
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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all ready called her
she denighed calling or txting him!
all ready called her
she denighed calling or txting him!
I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
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just out of curiosity, what's wrong with muppets? jim henson is cool!
just out of curiosity, what's wrong with muppets? jim henson is cool!
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
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Honey, if you can answer this question, let me know, K?
Honey, if you can answer this question, let me know, K?
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had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
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Hey pinkboot! I can so understand you, been there too! And Skully etc ARE right. The more time and energy you waste on the revenge the more you think about him, and the harder it is to get it out of your head. Given that he seems to be quite arrogant (and silly) if he really thought the mobile phone thing was a good plan, he might be quite surprised by finding out you don't even bother to make a scene for him 
Hey pinkboot! I can so understand you, been there too!
And Skully etc ARE right. The more time and energy you waste on the revenge the more you think about him, and the harder it is to get it out of your head. Given that he seems to be quite arrogant (and silly) if he really thought the mobile phone thing was a good plan, he might be quite surprised by finding out you don't even bother to make a scene for him "vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Yep, first boyfriend to treat me like crap was extreeeeemely annoyed by the fact my social life seemed to get better after we broke up and I didn't appear to be pining and wasting away without him
Yep, first boyfriend to treat me like crap was extreeeeemely annoyed by the fact my social life seemed to get better after we broke up and I didn't appear to be pining and wasting away without him
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
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get your laptop back then dont have any contact with him, dont anser his calls, texts.. see him, ignore him in the street what ever.. he will be out of your life and he can not hurt you any more.
I wouldn't have called sarah and asked her though, any one that knows that they are in the wrong will instantly deny that any thing is going on.
If some one cheats then they are not the person that you thought that they were at one point, you got together obviously because they were a nice person, a caring person and some one that you were attracted too, if it gets to a stage that one of you has to cheat then walk away, revenge is never sweet, neither is fighting or causing a scene, public or not.
Only by speaking the truth and letting the truth come out in your social circle, he will be out casted, there is now doubt about it.
I give you many hugs for having to deal with this and i hope that you put it behind you and move on like the adult you should be.
It just seems hard when you feel so down and wondering why me!.
chin up girl!.
get your laptop back then dont have any contact with him, dont anser his calls, texts.. see him, ignore him in the street what ever.. he will be out of your life and he can not hurt you any more.
I wouldn't have called sarah and asked her though, any one that knows that they are in the wrong will instantly deny that any thing is going on.
If some one cheats then they are not the person that you thought that they were at one point, you got together obviously because they were a nice person, a caring person and some one that you were attracted too, if it gets to a stage that one of you has to cheat then walk away, revenge is never sweet, neither is fighting or causing a scene, public or not.
Only by speaking the truth and letting the truth come out in your social circle, he will be out casted, there is now doubt about it.
I give you many hugs for having to deal with this and i hope that you put it behind you and move on like the adult you should be.
It just seems hard when you feel so down and wondering why me!.
chin up girl!.
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Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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Location: Northampton, England
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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Thanks everyone for ur help u've been great
Thanks everyone for ur help u've been great
I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!
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Scientist!
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Location: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
Scientist!
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Location: Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
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I had this happen to me...sorta.
My girlfriend has always been a flirt, so eventually I found out she was doing some bloke (one I'm really not fond out, but it turns out he is now dating my best friend). She wept and cried and apologized alot and talked about how she was just being stupid and the such. I forgave her, and we moved on. Later on, I find out, even after he big scene with me, she went back to him -.- I was doubly upset that she went back to him after it, but even more so because she said she'd never do that kind of thing again -.-
I'm a mellow kind of guy, and we're still together ^.^' I'm stupid I know lol.
Needless to say, if you feel you truly love him, then talk with him about it. If he's been doing this with more than one girl, then it's probably a problem that needs to be fixed, and I'm sure a swift kick to the boys would help him along the way ^.^'
I had this happen to me...sorta.
My girlfriend has always been a flirt, so eventually I found out she was doing some bloke (one I'm really not fond out, but it turns out he is now dating my best friend). She wept and cried and apologized alot and talked about how she was just being stupid and the such. I forgave her, and we moved on. Later on, I find out, even after he big scene with me, she went back to him -.- I was doubly upset that she went back to him after it, but even more so because she said she'd never do that kind of thing again -.-
I'm a mellow kind of guy, and we're still together ^.^' I'm stupid I know lol.
Needless to say, if you feel you truly love him, then talk with him about it. If he's been doing this with more than one girl, then it's probably a problem that needs to be fixed, and I'm sure a swift kick to the boys would help him along the way ^.^'
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Get the laptop back. Unless he's a complete ass, if it's yours you can get it back. Threaten to call the police if you have to, if it's expensive.
Then just walk the hell away. Possibly with a nice *FINGER!!* as a parting shot... but really, the best thing to do is to just move the heck on. Don't waste more emotion or effort on him.
(.....Why ARE they such psychotic twits anyway?? All mushy-gushy sweet as pie kiss-the-ground-you-walk-on can't-live-without-you one minute... the next SCREAMING that they hate you, that you're disgusting and irrational. ...And then using your computer to tell lots of girls you already broke up and getting psychotic 10-years-older old married mothers of 3 obsessed and stalkery and then pretending they don't know WHY. And then getting PISSED when you don't trust them on the [censored] computer anymore and acting like you're just overreactionary and delusional. And then they flip out one day for no good reason and punch you right in the [censored] face. ...And a year later they say they never did that, YOU hit them first and it was self defense.
WTF??!!!!!!)
Final conclusion: Some people are just plain completely twisted up in the head. A few bricks short of a load. The cheese has slid off their pizza. They lie, and lie, and lie, and lie... and hell if there's ever going to be any explaining it, THEY don't know why either. Stay as far away from them as possible and try to forget it ever happened. Don't take it personally.
Get the laptop back. Unless he's a complete ass, if it's yours you can get it back. Threaten to call the police if you have to, if it's expensive.
Then just walk the hell away. Possibly with a nice *FINGER!!* as a parting shot... but really, the best thing to do is to just move the heck on. Don't waste more emotion or effort on him.
(.....Why ARE they such psychotic twits anyway?? All mushy-gushy sweet as pie kiss-the-ground-you-walk-on can't-live-without-you one minute... the next SCREAMING that they hate you, that you're disgusting and irrational. ...And then using your computer to tell lots of girls you already broke up and getting psychotic 10-years-older old married mothers of 3 obsessed and stalkery and then pretending they don't know WHY. And then getting PISSED when you don't trust them on the [censored] computer anymore and acting like you're just overreactionary and delusional. And then they flip out one day for no good reason and punch you right in the [censored] face. ...And a year later they say they never did that, YOU hit them first and it was self defense.
WTF??!!!!!!)
Final conclusion: Some people are just plain completely twisted up in the head. A few bricks short of a load. The cheese has slid off their pizza. They lie, and lie, and lie, and lie... and hell if there's ever going to be any explaining it, THEY don't know why either. Stay as far away from them as possible and try to forget it ever happened. Don't take it personally.
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Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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Location: Northampton, England
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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Written by: Gnarly Cranium
And then using your computer to tell lots of girls you already broke up and getting psychotic 10-years-older old married mothers of 3 obsessed and stalkery and then pretending they don't know WHY. And then getting PISSED when you don't trust them on thecomputer anymore and acting like you're just overreactionary and delusional.
Well she was 18 i saw her home page when she told me where she met him
as i said she was really ugly! made me feel lots better i can assure u! I have no thing about what people look like it is what is inside that counts but when some one is messing with my bloke well that is a different story!
I spoke to him on messenger last night he swears he has never lied to me and has never cheated etc etc etc blah blah blah what ever! at the same time i cas also talking to his cousin she was helping me cross refence with what he was saying 98% of it was all lies! see can't even talk to me properly when i'm on to him no matter how much i care for him i'm gonna constanly questioning his actions what sort of life is that for anyone? I can't do it i know he'll cheat again and again and again so what is the point of all the heart ache?
So from now on i know what i have to do and that is get my laptop back get the hell away from him and get on with it! wow i feel really exhillerated!
this feels great (dunno how long for though!!!)
I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!
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Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise
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Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise
Posted:
you go for it girl!! get out now and dont look back, if you ever feel you miss him avoid going n e where u went together a lot and avoid him as much as possible.
one of my exs 2 timed me but if you can find it in you to forgive him, (eaier said than done) you may still be able to stay friends, we did.
also, i agree with the others, dont go for revenge but just tell him straight its over, stay calm and dont make a scene and then he will see how bloody strong you realy are.
remember we are all here for you. xx
you go for it girl!! get out now and dont look back, if you ever feel you miss him avoid going n e where u went together a lot and avoid him as much as possible.
one of my exs 2 timed me but if you can find it in you to forgive him, (eaier said than done) you may still be able to stay friends, we did.
also, i agree with the others, dont go for revenge but just tell him straight its over, stay calm and dont make a scene and then he will see how bloody strong you realy are.
remember we are all here for you. xx
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Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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Location: Northampton, England
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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Location: Northampton, England
Posted:
Coolies!
As i said i'm gonna get my revenge by telling him straight and keeping calm he ain't expecting it yet! he thinks i still wanna be with him! ha thats a giggle!
Coolies!
As i said i'm gonna get my revenge by telling him straight and keeping calm he ain't expecting it yet! he thinks i still wanna be with him! ha thats a giggle!
I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!
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Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise
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lol!! go for it1
lol!! go for it1
ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher
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yeah once you've told him exactly how you feel, try to avoid contact with him. out of sight out of mind and all that.
I deleted my ex's phone number, tip-exed over his contacts in my address book and deleted and blocked him off my msn, and i can honestly say thats the best thing i did to get over him. Good luck you
yeah once you've told him exactly how you feel, try to avoid contact with him. out of sight out of mind and all that.
I deleted my ex's phone number, tip-exed over his contacts in my address book and deleted and blocked him off my msn, and i can honestly say thats the best thing i did to get over him. Good luck you
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Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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Location: Northampton, England
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
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well i live areound 100 miles from him so it's gonna be easy to avoid him! lol
but yeah tonight should be the big night!
well i live areound 100 miles from him so it's gonna be easy to avoid him! lol
but yeah tonight should be the big night!
I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!
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set him on fire! does he know you know/?
my ex gf was evil, she pulled my ex best mate and offered him ahem services, but u wanna know the worst bit, it was on my 18th b day party!
set him on fire! does he know you know/?
my ex gf was evil, she pulled my ex best mate and offered him ahem services, but u wanna know the worst bit, it was on my 18th b day party!
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